Superpowers

[HitTheJim]

If you had to choose, what would you want your superpower to be? It's an interesting dilemma for me because I would say flying, but it depends on whether or not I am capable of flying at super speeds. If flying is like running and different speeds fatigue you differently so you would rarely be flying quickly it is only slightly more efficient than other forms of transportation. If that is the case, I'd probably opt for aquaman's powers instead. If I can fly at super speed though its flying no doubt.

I searchbarred and one thread from 09 with like 4 posts was the only thing that came up, my bad if its a repost.

 

[PrestigeWW]

Obviously time control

 

[no_steeze]

 

[HitTheJim]

If i had time control my life would be like when i played Tony Hawk and if i messed up one trick in an event i would just restart until I got it perfect but at that point i didn't give a fuck because it took me 3 hours to do a simple task.

 

[ESAND]

Immortality obviously

 

[HitTheJim]

That's a punishment

 

[Lé.Skiing]

if we lived in the heroes world i would want the power to absorb superpowers... would be the best

 

[GnarshoSapian]

I mean I like the United States obviously, Amurica baby, but theres always china and the soviet union if that's how you roll. I hear brazil might be an option in the future too.

 

[Zimmerman]

x-ray vision.... then again i would suffer from the permaboner

 

[Anathema]

i talked with my brother about this one day. i always thought the magneto power of controlling magnetic fields would make you pretty much a god, but he proposed this superpower.

SUPER LUCK.

seriously, think about it.

you'd be rich, cause every time you gambled you'd win. you could never die, because anything that "should" have killed you would miraculously not. you'd be hit by a car and be that guy flip through the air and land on his feet or have a gun pointed at you and it jams. you could throw ridiculous tricks on the mountain and always land them. everywhere you went you'd be picking up girls cause you'd just happen to bump into them when they were in the middle of spilling their groceries and you'd be there to catch it. you'd always be in the right place at the right time and would never have to worry about "things going wrong".

and nobody could ever call you out for actually having a power, cause it's just luck. it's not like you're waving your hands using the force or shooting laser beams. everything that happens to you will be a positive thing and you don't even have to actively worry about controlling it. you just do whatever you want and you are passively benefited from having luck always on your side.

i'd say that would be fucking unreal. you'd have such a happy life if every moment you lived everything just worked out for the best.

 

[VD.]

Flying but not tiring so I could fly up the steepest lines and then ski them also I wouldn't have to pay for a season pass

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

I'd want a combo of three; to speak every language in the universe, to be able to teleport/fly at whichever speed I choose ( so I can fly at super speeds and have a whole lot of fun but also take bitches on a cruising speed ride on my back) and immortality and forever staying like a solid 25 years old

 

[p-nutt]

yes

 

[Ski_Alot]

the power to always be correct... just think about it "i can fly", "you want to fuck me" its anything you want

 

[corona]

the power to only eat one Lays potato chip.

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

i always want to say this, but say you stopped time for a month. Would you die a month earlier?

also, supreme knowledge, you can do anything!

 

[1337]

this would be pretty tight actually.

That, or super boner.

 

[Velocirooster]

Teleporting like in jumper or nightcrawler from xmen

 

[sndyrvr]

Time control

 

[throatyogurt]

genius

 

[Crossfade]

"Iron Lung"

 

[uosdwiSrjewoH]

flight.

 

[Spillway_East]

teleportation

 

[Aidan-G]

Being able to slow time would be cool. Imagine how good you would be at sports like basketball and soccer and you would never lose a fight.

Super speed and invisibility would be cool. I'd either go with Psychokinesis (you know, moving things with your mind) or the slowing time down thing

 

[Caspaaa]

Jumping like in the movie jumper would be the most fun in my opinion

1. it's super bad ass and looks sick

2. you can rob banks and just get tons of money like in the movie

3. no more restricted areas

4. you can get out of any situation

5. you can go anywhere you'd like and see the entire world

6. it'd make for one hell of a date with a girl haha

7. it'd be straight up fun.

Time control would be the most useful, ESPECIALLY IF YOU AGED WITH THE TIME AS WELL

1. something doesn't work out, just pause and rewind and start over

2. pause time if you need to get somewhere, walk there, then unpause... BAM you can teleport now as well haha

3. you'll always have enough time to do something

4. you can skip over boring parts of life i guess

5. you can rewind time once you get really old and just live life alll over again!

 

[Holte]

Telekinesis. Hands down.

 

[Haellgren]

Superfap.

 

[Creed]

Flying for sure

 

[Bodhisattva_]

Thasswhassup

 

[TRASHY.]

smart but stupid, life would be so boring because everything would happen perfectly.you need some sort of screw ups or drama.

time travel for sure.

 

[EricaMN.]

So much this.

 

[Stickity]

general mastery of the universe and beyond, exercising complete control of all contained within it

 

[Bodhisattva_]

GOD MODE

 

[lbuitendam]

the power of shitting money and peeing beer. problem?

 

[The_Big_Tuna]

 

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1.) control time

2.) fly

3.) invisibility

 

[r00kie]

The ability to exisit in multiple places at the same time for sure. The natural body is very limiting as you have to drag your meat around with you.

 

[elcheapo]

Immortality , like highlander

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

The ability to exisit in multiple places at the same time for sure. The natural body is very limiting as you have to drag your meat around with you.

the ability to instantly ban a member if they bump old threads

 

[SavageBiff]

To control gravity

Immortality , like highlander

but there can be only 1, might not last long….

 

[theabortionator]

Sneaking up on people and scaring the fuck out of them. I try to make noise and approach from the front. I should have been a ninja

 

[JmckR]

The ability to turn other people invisible without them knowing.. that’d be a laugh

 

[1M_peaches]

teleportation, If your in a bad situation you could just dip, you could hit jumps over and over again without having to hike or wait in lift lines on Christmas break, you could just go to sas fee because why not, any event you could get in for free, the possibility are endless. the pow laps would be never ending. you would be able to legit see the whole world. imagine if you trained in the military too, you could just tp in the middle of a school shooting and save countless lives, I could go on and on. and if your in need of new skis, well just tp into the evo warehouse because fuck evo and steal what ever skis you want. SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SKI SHOPS!

 

[piss.boy]

Ranch flowing from my finger nails

 

[SavageBiff]

My gravity control encompasses and supersedes all these things

teleportation, If your in a bad situation you could just dip, you could hit jumps over and over again without having to hike or wait in lift lines on Christmas break, you could just go to sas fee because why not, any event you could get in for free, the possibility are endless. the pow laps would be never ending. you would be able to legit see the whole world. imagine if you trained in the military too, you could just tp in the middle of a school shooting and save countless lives, I could go on and on. and if your in need of new skis, well just tp into the evo warehouse because fuck evo and steal what ever skis you want. SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SKI SHOPS!

I would choose LASER EYES. its pretty simple really, nobody can hurt you with laser eyes. one wrong step and they get singed. furthermore its pretty badass. I feel like flying is some princess shit compared to laser eyes. mega strength is hella played who cares ill still singe you from a distance with your Schwarzenegger ass.

 

[SendyMcSendyface]

I would like to be able to heal from any injury within minutes. Would be able to huck my meat off of anything without fear, and progress super quick.

 

[arnie_grape]

peter north sized loads

 

[MiIfHunter]

peter north sized loads

The Legendary Peter North baby. He would cum liquid rope!!!

 

[Butterytips69]

Super knees that never hurt or tear

 

[SavageBiff]

This can also be done with my gravity manipulation…

ive yet to see a power more useful than my gravity manipulation

Super knees that never hurt or tear