Superpark is gonna be rad...going up tomarrow and Saturday...LATE...
I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
Yeah...I dont know how many times I've said this on here but unless you are JP or another bad-ass ski pro...she's a bitch. And she complains like NONE OTHER...I remember her bitching about the park and pipe and her jacket and every other goddamn thing she could think of. I hated skiing with her at camp. Sure, she's hot and can ski like hell but maybe she should knock that fat ass chip off her shoulder...regardless though, I'll still watch her ski and I'd still like to see her naked...LATE
I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
her skiing makes up for whatever disadvantages in appearence she has
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-Caleb
(SMS SESSION 2)
''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)
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