Superbad quote?
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sirskizalot
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i dont kno but the best one is
"the funny thing about my back, is that its located on my cock"
that is pure gold
"the funny thing about my back, is that its located on my cock"
that is pure gold
comeatmebro
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balls?
BravoWhiskey5280
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"Jewels wants my cock in....and around her mouth"-Seth
popNfresh44
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Fogell:
What's it like to have a gun?
Officer Michaels:
It's like having two cocks. Except one of your cocks could kill someone.
flyinghighagain
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ahhhh mcmuffin- drunk bum on the bus
scratchproteen
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thats probably the best one...or
Cops - "Spread your shit!...Spread your shit!...pussies on the pavement!"
Cops - "Spread your shit!...Spread your shit!...pussies on the pavement!"
Shpadoinkle
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Seth:
Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball.
Evan:
It's like a division sign... I just wish you would take those off.
Seth:
You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
Seth:
When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even
that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some
reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day...
and draw pictures of dicks.
Officer Michaels:
We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock.
Officer Michaels:
How old are you McLovin?
Fogell:
Old enough.
Fogell:
Old enough for what?
Fogell:
To party.
Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball.
Evan:
It's like a division sign... I just wish you would take those off.
Seth:
You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
Seth:
When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even
that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some
reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day...
and draw pictures of dicks.
Officer Michaels:
We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock.
Officer Michaels:
How old are you McLovin?
Fogell:
Old enough.
Fogell:
Old enough for what?
Fogell:
To party.
SteezePatrol
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hahaha he looks like such a dork in real life too
Changethattape
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Naw its different "a pumpkin patch given the time of year...just somewhere social"
Thats the right one
Thats the right one
SteezethePirate
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prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law
my personal favorite... also
"can you get me some Kyle's Killer Lemonade"
"Yeah i can do that, that's kinda gay, but i can do that"
my personal favorite... also
"can you get me some Kyle's Killer Lemonade"
"Yeah i can do that, that's kinda gay, but i can do that"
DaLiNeRiDEr21
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no one said chica chica yea fake id fake id
shaundaslider
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haha that line made me laugh the most.
awesome movie that one
awesome movie that one
Skierguy1234
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"You know how i hide my boner? i put it up in my waist band. not only does it hide it,
it feels super good. I swear to god, one time i almost blew a load in my belly button."
it feels super good. I swear to god, one time i almost blew a load in my belly button."
Skiingslikewhoa
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Dude this party's gonna be redonk, this party's gonna have alchohol, this party's gonna have chicks, this party may even have a slip n slide. Will you ride it? I will, will you ride it? Maybe, I hope so.
She's makeing a pub salad and she wants me to add the dressing
She's makeing a pub salad and she wants me to add the dressing
THEDICKBUTCHER
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hahahahaha yesss if we put all this together we could quote pretty much the whole movie
now i feel like watching it, great movie.
now i feel like watching it, great movie.
