super troopers

best movie ever. besides half baked

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you ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill...on weed? oh thats some crazy shit man...there's a dude in the bushes! has he got a gun? i dunno! RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO
 
who wants a mustache ride?

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-Mike

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
 
Canada HuH almost made it!! You know how fast your wqere goin back there? Uh 65- 63- Officer isnt the speed limit 65- Yea it is!

...I have Dated a girl for her brains Big, HUGE Brains!!
 
luv it when he has to eat all the weed in the car ha ha now were gonna tsand here until u msoke it all ha ha hha ha

dodey
 
littering and.....littering and.....littering and.....littering and.....smoking the reefer

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-Mike

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
 
'boy I got you good mother fucker!'

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'Don't let academics interfere your education' (My coach)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
The shnozzberries taste like shnozzberries. Hello.

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?

 
want to go punch for punch? ohhhh did not specify. never shit a shitter. oh lady in blue comin through.

'If she floats than she is not

A witch like we had thought'

'Like most babies smell like butter

his smell smelled like no other'

'She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars,

And leave a blanket of ash on the ground.' - Kurt Cobain
 
good for you ^^ are you hopin to be famous by association LOL

best lines was the bit about the liter of cola

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
 
theres a kid in my boyscout troop who looks exactly like a young farva, we call him farva and he gets mad

handicaped skiing

is so hot right

now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES
 
i think you all suck for misquoting it... except whoever did 'littering and...'

i can do it from memory. fuk yALs//

Teddy

WWTJSD?
 
woo hoo, that was me

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-Mike

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
 
reefer...

/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
 
yea, super troopers is damn funny. farva has become so mainstream now, like even my parents know what people are talking about when someone says farva

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my pink banada rag

This pink banada rag has been hooked on the back of my pants for years, i love this thing, it just sits their, everyone knows its me because of my rag. You could probally call it mine good luck charm.:-)

-Whoever wrote this article on NS knows who he is and his wrists should be bleeding by now.
 
BEAR FUCKER!!!!!!!!

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

NoTeefa (In a conversation about the new Harry Potter Movie): 'it's almost orgasmic...'
 
super troopers is one of the best movies ever made and along side is scary movie 3 man do i luv that movie fuckin hilaous

'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
 
i hardly know anyone who knows what farva means. anyway, yea it was an awsome movie. club dread wasnt soo bad either.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
hahahaha... love that movie... just watched the other night... meow

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if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....

 
wrong again.

farva: 'oh ho, shit i got you good you fucker'

mac: 'awesome prank farva'

farva: 'hey, it's better than the crap you pull, mac'

Teddy

WWTJSD?
 
and again. what the fuck is the matter with you people?

littering and... littering and... littering and... smoking the reefer.

Teddy

WWTJSD?
 
Detroit Rock City is the best, for those that haven't seen it...see it.

-at least you went down naked-

no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
 
hows the view from sugar heaven bitch

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so wait, let me get this straight, u guys can do tricks on skis? posers... - some punk 10 year old snowboarder at my mt
 
i luv at the beginning when they screw with them, they take there car back and forth god thats great

skool sux, its summer
 
What the crap you Guys! How come nobody called me?

-Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'We dared this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court. oops...' - Skiierman
 
'I dont want a large farva!''I want a goddamn litre of cola...'

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
farva-Unit 91 come in 91 Unit 91 Come in 91

unit 91-what do you want radio

Farva-dont call me radio unit 91

unit 91-dont call me unit 91 RADIO

HAHAHAHA great movie

I Robot Will Never Die
 
Your never going to get anywhere with them thin little bird lips you got there!

...I have Dated a girl for her brains Big, HUGE Brains!!
 
'Do you boys like MEXEEXCO?!! WHOOOWWEEE!!!

'are you a mormon? if not, feel free to message me with your home address and phone number, thanks.'

-alpentalik (he's still got it!)
 
am I jumpin around all nimbly-pimbly from tree to tree? ami drinking milk from a saucer? well do you see me eating mice?!?!?.... ... not so funny meow is it..

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

NoTeefa (In a conversation about the new Harry Potter Movie): 'it's almost orgasmic...'
 
yeah the meow part is funny as hell, another sweet movie is office space. that is fucking funny too.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4

_-_-_-_Scoot4Life_-_-_-_

 
lisence and regestration CHICKEN FUCKERS!!!

-Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'We dared this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court. oops...' - Skiierman
 
vermont state police

there's a reason its called snowboarding......it's snowing!!!

-dumbass xgames anouncer

now the only thing to make my life complete is to turn ur face into a toilet seat.....im gonna piss on it.
 
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