Super Toy Run - Adult Version

CaptainObvious.

CaptainObvious.

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Alright NS, let's play a game.

We've all played and love the hypothetical lotto winner game, but now let's throw a twist on it. Why? I'm bored. Some of you are hilarious. Some of you might have fun with it. We all like the idea of spending money without consequence.

A millionaire hands you a credit card with a $5 million limit. You're given 4 hours to do whatever you want with it. However, there are rules.

1. You can't use the internet to do your shopping.

2. You're limited to what a credit card can actually buy. (i.e. no houses, no cars, no hookers, no blow.)

3. You're not allowed to pull any cash out against the line of credit.

p.s. if you don't know what a Super Toy Run is, click here and be envious of those of us who grew up in the 90's.
 
I'd run through every sex shop in Utah buying all the lube/dildo/anal bead products so I could turn your mom into the 4 million dollar woman and your dad into the million dollar man.

Your life is now ruined. Regret playing this game now?
 
>pray i'm in NY city (can't think of anywhere near me where i could truly blow 5mil)>b&h superstore

 
If you are allowed to sell the things you buy after the fact I would buy everything in a ski shop and sell/give away everything I bough.
 
Go to Target. Buy Visa gift cards. ALL OF THEM. Then go to the next one.

OR

Use my phone to order tons of fucking shit because thats not online shopping. I would call my and just Call Dogfunk and order everything, buy season passes to mountains all over the world. Buy plane tickets to mountains all over the world one after the other. Then reserve tons of 5 star hotels with all inclusive packages at every location.
 
I'd run to the local skate/bmx store, buy all their decent completes bikes, buy a load of parts to build customs with, get on a train to london, go into size? and buy all their nice shit, go to ellis brigham buy a whole new ski quiver complete with bindings and poles of course, a new pair of goggles, a probe, transceiver and shovel, buy a pair of skullcandy icon 2's, find somewhere to purchase a new downhill mountain bike, then come go to brighton and the route one store, get a few new pairs of shoes, go to PC world, buy a top of the range computer and an iphone 5, go home get one of my new complete bikes, go to shoreham, buy a season ticket to the indoor skatepark there (if you can do that) and ride till it closes.
 
3. You're not allowed to pull any cash out against the line of credit.

But everyone else has said fuck tha rules, so why not. Enjoy your copious amounts of harlots and nose candy.
 
Alright considering the current gold price of 44100 $/kg you can get 113,4 kg of gold for that five million.Gold has a density of 19,320 kg/dm-3, so you have 5,86 dm-3 of gold.

Considering the average human has a volume of 66,4 dm-3 your gold statue will be puny.

Better to get a shitload of iron, make a giant frame, clad it it with iron and then coat that in gold.
 
I hear the dream of the 90s is alive in Portland...

Also, I'd buy groceries, a new jacket, a nice bike and books for next semester. Oh and pre-pay tuition.
 
get ski passes to everywhere within 2 hours of me, i could use a couple new sets of skis to so toss that in there to, then of course clean out my local sex shop with all the pocket pussies i could imagine, go to the liquor store and get stocked up on kegs, and lastly i would clean out Walmart because there is so much fun shit in there

and take bitches out to the finest dinner that money could buy and its all on me, but bitches dont like being called that
 
Run to my travel agent, if they are even still around, and book as many all inclusive trips as possible. Travel agent = not on line Winner!
 
First off I live in England, they don't sell a lot of different headphones where I live.Second I don't spend a lot of time looking at different companies that make headphones.

Third I already have a pair of beats but I would prefer not to use them for skiing due to how expensive they are.

Fourth I know Skullcandy sponsor quite a few riders and I assume that if the riders ride for them, they must not be of a too bad quality.

Fifth I was just thinking of a quick pair of headphones off the top of my head.

That was five reasons why i picked a pair of Skullcandys.

Is that ok or am I still doing something wrong you would like me to correct something else?
 
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you own dre beatsyou assume they are a quality product because they sponsor good athletes

you're making up a bunch of excuses for your retarded choice because you care what people on newschoolers think of you
 
I would buy 3 million dollars of laxatives, and 2 million on plastic bags. Then I could sell soooo much of my own poop.
 
1) buy a car, a very fast one2) pretty much fly to colorado and pray that the one wyoming highway patrolman isn't out and about

3) buy an epic local pass wherever it was possible

4) purchase any ski equipment or gear that I even thought of wanting (inclluding outerwear and shit)

5) find somebody with a green card to buy as much marijuana as possible

6) spend the rest of the time a strip club
 
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