Super Stereotypical girls

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A girls facebook just said she was getting a tattoo soon. somebody asked what it was going to be and she said

"Chinese symbols for live laugh love"

are you fucking serious? Any other examples of when chicks just make you want to slap them and put them in a room of encyclopedias for a week?
 
My girlfriend. They are usually Tegan and Sara quotes though so I can tolerate it. Good group
 
My friend and I drew a series of comics regarding women being stupid/drunk/stereotypical/cunts. The last cell in every one just had the guy saying "woman... goddamnit"
 
The Liking of really cheesy, cliched, bullshit relationship stuff

"You hurt me...but I still love you"

"Even if you want to talk at 3am...I'll be there for you"

"The one friend who is like a sister"

etc, etc.

Bleurgh, you might be women, but man the fuck up
 
"Sometimes you have to experience the pain to feel the joy"

"is the reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better then it was, the present worse then it is, and the future less resolved than it will be. ♥"

Some don't even make sense.
 
this. they rape my news feed with stupid fan pages about being in love and shit and commenting on profile picture.

EXAMPLES

girl do you like me? boy: no. Girl: why not: Boy: you neveer asked if i love you
 
I said "super creative"

and she said "thanks lol"

so i said "that was sarcastic but whatever"

and she says "ii know" (ii? is it that hard to hit a button once?)

so I say" Oh, ok then."

she wins this round
 
hah yeah i hate when theyy decided to tallkk likee thisss && becausee theyy thhinkk its cutee but i sounndd it outt in my headd like an idiott when i readd itt
 
i just read it in my head like it would be. so cute is now cute EEEEEEE. and the tt's in idiot are stuttering
 
so true about tattoo statuses, about these stupid fan pages about love and how tough their lifes are, and of course for song lines.

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i know a GUY who talks like this 24/7 on facebook. he's a fuckin idiot and his "best friends" are a group of girls who only hang out with him cus hes rich and he always buys them smokes and gives them rides everywhere. theyre all fucked
 
Biggest slut any of my friends can think of: she is the #1 target for fb bullying, her status was something like

Ginger is thinking about getting a lower back tattoo.

first comment: You're making it too easy for us.
 
dumb girls ruin everything. EVERYTHING.

oh and to contribute: Marilyn Monroe quotes, Taylor Swift or Fall Out Boy lyrics, and dumb sluts who have all tricked guys into believing its impossible to be just friends. like literally, just friends. actually, dumb sluts in general are the bane of my existence.
 
dude, I love her too, but I'm just saying if a girl covers her facebook in TSwift quotes, she's probably dumb.
come on VCharette, can't you see that I'm the one who understands you?
 
if i was a tattoo artist and girls asked me for asian writing tattoos i would just write dumb shit on them and they wouldnt know.
 
the best part is there already a girl at our school that has chinese symbols on her shoulder. except she has no idea what they mean, she just asked the artist to "put three cool ones" on her shoulder. I hope they mean something funny.
 
find a picture of said tattoos and post them up somewhere, I bet someone could figure out what they mean.
 
True story. I can read Japanese, and once on the Jersey shore I saw a guy with the symbol for "shrub" tattoed on his shoulder. Fucking guidos...
 
i have no problem picking out girls on facebook and reminding them how stupid you are

Example a girl got something in latin written on her side..... She had no idea what it meant. Everyone was trying to guess with random ass shit. I said it meant "easy access in the back"

I fuck with everyone on facebook
 
no worky but how in the world is seeing her face going to help out with deciphering her ridiculous tattoos
 
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