yeah, you are right. Fuck... they really should have swapped a vr6 in, wrapped the headliner in plaid, gave it retarded camber values with stretched tires and drove it to waterfest... then it would be super sweet.
i dunno why, but anyone that calls cars, or any type of machinery for that matter a "puppy", "baby", "beaut" etc i just automatically assume theyre italian, or a douche, or some sort of combination of both.