Summer sales

[Clameltoe]

who on NS has done door to door sales and what was your experience? I'm leaving for Chicago in three days.

 

[snugs]

i sold cookies door to door when i was 6, got raped twice... 10/10 would recommend

 

[El_Barto.]

I used to rape the little boy who sold cookies door to door

 

[Peter.]

I used to rape the little boy who sold cookies door to door

i witnessed this on several occasions but would always say nothing. it is just the way of the world

 

[MLJ]

This thread went to shit pretty quickly.

 

[theBearJew]

i witnessed this on several occasions but would always say nothing. it is just the way of the world

I video taped it and sold it for millions. Would recommend it.

 

[El_Barto.]

This thread went to shit pretty quickly.

This is the best kind of thread, it has everything you could ever want...summer, child rape, cookies. Whats not to love?

 

[JordanButtfart]

I video taped it and sold it for millions. Would recommend it.

I held the boom mic. Sound quality 10/10 would recommend setting EQ to crying.

 

[louie.mirags]

What are you going to sell door to door? I can't imagine a salesman coming to my door and buying anything.. what is this the 1950s?

 

[broto]

sell something that prevents future door to door salesman from reaching their door because those people are annoying as fuck

 

[El_Barto.]

sell something that prevents future door to door salesman from reaching their door because those people are annoying as fuck

doorception

 

[Peter.]

sell something that prevents future door to door salesman from reaching their door because those people are annoying as fuck

seriously. unless you're a girlscout selling me delicious cookies i want nothing to do with you coming to my door

 

[Clameltoe]

I'm selling home audition and security.

 

[louie.mirags]

I'm selling home audition and security.

A good selling tactic would be to break into people's houses and be sitting at their kitchen table when they get home. Before they can call the cops, say "if you had one of my security systems this would have never happen!!!"