Summer is here

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australianjibber

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thats right, while all u seppos are reaping the rewards of an early ski season, summer is well and truly upon me. Hasnt been a decent swell for weeks now and there is none in sight. And its smoking, 30 degrees everyday and will be 40 every day not long from now. The point of this thread? Thank your fucking lucky stars your not me right now
 
HA WInters starting? winters been here all along with this years shit house season, yea its hot as hell at the moment and its shit the swell is ok though where are you from mate?
 
crazy southern hemisphere with your backwards toilets and your vegimite and your kangaroos and your incredibly dangerous spiders
 
^not those slanty-eyed fucks across the sea. They just bob their head and scream in a high pitched voice.
 
yeah our weathers been fucked up lately, i live in melbourne, close to the city and last week it was 32 degrees C, but yesterday and the day before it snowed in my backyard! which doesnt even happen in winter! it never snows in the city here! i had more snow in my yard that our slopes got all season!
 
oh god if summer was just starting for me right now i'd kill myself, already having 3 god damn months of summer is bad enough
 
im from sydney, its getting pretty warm up here at the moment we have high 30's today tommorow should be around 40. and melbourne got snow? whats up with that?
 
but lok at it this way, you have been skiing for our summer, so now its your turn to switch the vibrate to high, and stick it in.
 
i just came back from oz a few weeks ago and if i were you i'd be happy to see summer coming. all those hot aussie chicks in bikinies!
 
its gettin cold here and i dont like it. i wanna go somewhere warm for my injury recovery so i wont b reminded that i should b skiing.
 
hahaha, for some reason i was laughing so hard cuz of this post, maybe cuz ur icon is cartman and i pictured him saying it for some reason. anyway... sorry dude, but uve enojyed snow while ive been suffering so i guess its ur turn.
 
how can you complain... thers more women then men down under.. and they dont have fucked up teeth like the japs or the brits
 
America is like that idiot trying to be funny at parties, you laugh at thier jokes, but when they leave your like, "what a fuckin idiot" - partial dane cook joke
 
yeah it is true... were are pretty much WTF. i am gooing to austraila after the new year for 2 weeks to soak up the sun and RElax... and i cant say there are more freindly people then the ausies.... they are soo chill.
 
America is that bossy kid in your 4th grade class who tries to keep everyone in line, but when someone revolts they whine like a little bitch.
 
If you want sun and sex, just hit up central/north QLD..

If you want a nice nightlife, good scenery etc, hit up Melbourne.

Steer clear of Sydney.. :P
 
all you east coast mofos (and im not talking about ny)

come to the west coast baby...we got good times and smoking hot ladies. east coast is great, but perth is greater! bam
 
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