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hucker22

hucker22

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haha i had a funny convo last nite i felt i needed to share, lets see who reads this all

iluvsarahburke: hey u wanna be my gf for the last 29 days of high school

amr086: uhhh huh?

iluvsarahburke: im lookin for a summer gf, b4 i got to college

amr086: are you serious?

iluvsarahburke: ya....why not?

amr086: so you want me to be your girlfriend.....random and odd

iluvsarahburke: how is that random and odd

amr086: it just is

iluvsarahburke: wow thanx

amr086: you dont think thats random?

iluvsarahburke: seemin how ive had a crush on u since junior year? no

iluvsarahburke: i cant belive ive never asked u out b4

iluvsarahburke: ive never asked out a girl in high school

amr086: why not

iluvsarahburke: just never had anyone to ask

iluvsarahburke: so u didnt answer

iluvsarahburke: 29 days

iluvsarahburke: not that long

amr086: i dont think so, kinda odd, we never talk, never hang out, dont know eachother at all,

amr086: i mean whats the point

iluvsarahburke: i wanna met someone i dont know well then get to know them, u suggested it

amr086: hahah

iluvsarahburke: i guess well have to start

iluvsarahburke: i mean 29 days

amr086: you cant live 29 days?

iluvsarahburke: u cant live 29 days?

amr086: you cant?

iluvsarahburke: u cant?

iluvsarahburke: i think im pretty cool

amr086: i ask you first (haha)

iluvsarahburke: and an awesome bf

iluvsarahburke: if i had to say

iluvsarahburke: yes i could live 29 days w/o dating you

iluvsarahburke: if that was the question

amr086: i jsut get it

amr086: is it like a bet or something?

iluvsarahburke: no

iluvsarahburke: i think it would be fun

iluvsarahburke: and not like serious

iluvsarahburke: im just tryin to have fun

amr086: why 29 days?

iluvsarahburke: why u want it longer or shorter

amr086: i dont know, this isnt a way to ask a girl out at least

iluvsarahburke: because its not that serious, and like u said we dont hang out neway

iluvsarahburke: so idk when i ever would

amr086: is it so you can say you have a girlfriend?

iluvsarahburke: ive had a gf

amr086: i know

amr086: but now

iluvsarahburke: its prime dating season, i want someone to hang out with

iluvsarahburke: yes i understand this doesnt make sense, sometimes love doesnt make sense hahahaha

amr086: yeah i know

iluvsarahburke: so

iluvsarahburke: what do ya say

iluvsarahburke: i think im gettin closer

amr086: closer to what?

iluvsarahburke: gettin u to consider

amr086: its jsut too weird

iluvsarahburke: how so

amr086: why would you ask like that and in that sense (29 days)

iluvsarahburke: cuz id figure ud say no if it was like a serious relationship, and i mean 29 days if u think thats really short maybe ud say yes

amr086: its not a relationship at all

iluvsarahburke: now your gettin it

iluvsarahburke: see it reminds me of a story

iluvsarahburke: let me see if i can find it

iluvsarahburke: it might take a while

iluvsarahburke: ok

iluvsarahburke wants to directly connect.

amr086 is now directly connected.

iluvsarahburke: Derick and Lily are sitting alone in the park one night.

Derick:

I guess we are the left overs in this world

Lily:

I think so .. all of my friends have boyfriends

and we are the only the 2 people left in this world

without any special person in our lives

Derick:

Yup, I don't know what to do

Lily:

I know! We'll play a game

Derick:

What game?

Lily:

I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days

and you will be my boyfriend

Derick:

That's a great plan,

in fact i don't have anything to do

much for the following few weeks

DAY 1:

They watch their first movie

and they both are touched by the romantic film

DAY 4:

They went go to the beach and have a picnic

Derick and Lily have their quality time together

DAY 12:

Derick invited Lily to a circus

and they ride through a Horror House

Lily was scared and she thought she touched Derick's hand

but she actually touched someone else's hand

they both laughed

DAY 15:

They saw a fortune teller down the road,

and they asked for their future advice.

The fortune teller said:

"My darlings, please don't waste the time of your life.

spend the rest of your time together, happily."

Then tears flow out from the teller's eyes

DAY 20:

Lily invited Derick to go to the hill

and they saw a meteor

Lily mumbled something

DAY 28:

They sat on the bus, and because of a bumpy road

Lily gave her first kiss to Derick by accident

DAY 29:

11:37 pm:

Lily and Derick sat in the park where they

first decided to play this game

Derick:

I'm tired Lily...Do you want anything to drink?

I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road

Lily:

An Apple Juice, that's all thank you

Derick:

Wait for me

20 mins later

A stranger approached Lily

Stranger:

Are you a friend of Derick?

Lily:

Yes, why? What happened?

Stranger:

A reckless drunk driver ran over Derick,

he is in critical condition in the hospital

11:57 pm

The doctor walked out of the emergency room

he handed Lily an apple juice and a letter

Doctor:

We found this in Derick's pocket

Lily reads the letter and it says:

Lily, These past few weeks,

I realized you are a really cute girl,

and I am really falling for you

Your cherished smile, your everything,

when we played this game

Before this game would end

I would like you to be my girlfriend for the rest of my life

I love you Lily

Lily crumpled up the paper and shouted:

"Derick! I don't want you to die

I love you .. Remember that night when we saw a meteor

I mumbled something

I mumbled that I wish we would be together forever

and that we would never have to end this game.

Please don't leave me Derick .. I love you!

You can't do this to me!"

Then the clock strikes 12 ..

Derick's heart stoped pumping..

It was the 30th day

amr086: hmm

amr086: and this it how you want it to be?

iluvsarahburke: not as dramtic of course, but u never know

iluvsarahburke: im just sayin it would be fun

amr086: i just dont get it,im still not seeing your side of it at all

iluvsarahburke: wow that was sad

iluvsarahburke: uhh cuz i wanna to meet someone i dont usually tlk to, there are like 29 days left in school, i have to try something new

iluvsarahburke: ya u prolly wont get it

amr086: well doesnt mean i have to be your girlfriend

amr086: thats not how i do things

iluvsarahburke: fine jeez i just wanted to be like derek and lily

amr086: its a story

iluvsarahburke: it could happen

amr086: perhaps

amr086: but i have to sleep

amr086: so night

iluvsarahburke: fine

iluvsarahburke: gnite

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
dude, that was sad

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totally

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i never wash my hand. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.

-seanPISTOL
 
haha i read it all and loved every minute of it

so whats the word

word

sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
oh shit now mad people are gonna tlk to her, that was dumb

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
you must be proud of yourself. ask her the same question when theres only 15 days left, but instead of being boyfriend/girlfriend, just throw the idea out there that you wanna be fuck buddies

-Anthony
 
wow. i actually read the whole thing

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w
ait so they have ebay on tatooine now?

-strode420
 
hah wow, i think you got owned. thats a pretty valient effort though, sneaky and coercive as hell. i have to go with the whole go down with honor thing. flip a shit and play it off like your too much of a pimp for her.

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-Chris

'but think if i fall in love with a super model and she only gets wet in the pants by kids who no calc shit i wanta be READYYYYYYYYY!!!!!' - (0)jarjar(0)

'Hey, check out those ch
 
I guess it would have been cool if she said yes

To love the times we have
To like what makes us sad
To live when others die
To lose and say goodbye
To last until our moment comes
 
just be like(if denied)"haha dam i just lost that bet you whore, i was told your the biggest slut but does not date anyone at all and i had to try and get you to go out with me" along those lines should do

word

sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
that was pretty funny.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get
 
why insult her? that was funny funny shit

post her instand messageing stuff on here, thise place is full of hosers with nothing better to do than petition some girl to date some guy theybe never met

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It aint me, it aint me, I aint no senators soOOonnN, it aint me, it aint meEEE, I aint no fortunate oOONNE
 
sniff, i think im gonna cry... Oh well nice try but dont make up that whole story next time, and it weird to ask a girl out for a defined time, I think that scared her off. Good luck

Gravity sucks

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
Dude... you got that girl. Its so easy to be a player on AIM... just back it up in real life and she'll be down with you! mos def!

--- www.jibij.com ---

'Heh Heh ... All Right.' ~Quagmire
 
godamnit i fucking suck now im all depressed and shit.

Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
 
nice effort

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saran wrap and a couple of rubber bands and your set for some steamy hot, safe sex action. -Mike-O

im not crazy 'cause i take the right pills everyday
 
wow man thats pretty piss poor

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

"you think you can do this to me? You mothafuckers will be playing basketball in pelican bay, when i get finished with you. Shoe program nigga, 23 hour lockdown. Im the man up in this piece.youll never see the light of day again. who u think u fuckin with im the police.i run shit up in here you just live here.yea thats rite u better walk away.u all walk away cuz ima burn this mother down. KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME
 
hahahaha no im not goin to call her a bitch, i think ill try again maybe at like 20 days.

__________________

put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
ahah.. that's pretty funny. rough deals though.

but on a serious note, you are asking her out for a definite amount of time, she probably feels theres no point, which there isnt... and it basically means that youre not really even interested in a relationship with her.

-katie
 
Congrats on looking like a loser! Big ups to that. You might be fat though too. Either One?

SMITH-OBERMEYER-FIJI-4FRNT

Poppin' them thangs!
 
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/////ENEMY () WITHIN\\\\\
 
not fat, owned? kinda. well im just saying 29 days incase shes like oh no its serious, i dont really like you that much. id just be like its only 29 days

__________________

put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
^that looks fun. haha if i was that girl id be creeped out, did u really excpect her to say yes?

ive waited all my life to cross this line into the only thing thats true -ryan cabrera
 
Relax guys. I think this is fricken funny. She's porbably some stuck up biatch he was never gonna get with so he played around with it. I think she's the one that got powned here. Really, she read the whole Derick and Lilly thing and chatted with him for a good 15 mins.

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)

"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
 
haha i laughed my way all through that, congradulations, your the most pathetic person ever... oh and i'm gonna talk to that lady character and tell her you posted the conversation on the internet and it will make her like you less.

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
i should have tryed doing that to random girls in highschoolm, i might have got some one to go out with me.

 
hahah that was nuts....what a bitch

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lease, stop making skiing into a soap opera. This isn't the OC.-J.D. May

it's actualy not legal to shoot someone for coming on your property. Not all people from america are jackass rednecks. Just our president

-Jklops

JC TM 1604

 
ya please dont tlk to her

__________________

put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
hahaha according to her your the biggest loser at your school... so burn on you, starting to regret posting this now?? if you aren't you should be... oh and i think she told me that you already got reemed out.

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
heres the comment i got on my xanga. hahahaha keeps gettin better. biggest loser in the school eh? close, but no

"Fuck you, I saw your post. Yes I got IM's from people.

Yeah thanks alot. Real smooth."

__________________

put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
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