SUMMAH 06

skipimp_

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well, how to begin

the summer, so fleeting, the essence of life, freedom and oppertunity.

A new, inspiring, exciting ________. so many amazing things, the life

force is still alive and well, in case you were wondering. lets

seeeeee,

it all began on a rainy May night, the car was just out of the shop

(the 90 toyota tercel i bought off my brother for 200$, put all new

brake and gas lines )(hard brake lines)) and 4 new brakes, a new gas

tank, ascending unit, belts, air filter, an oil change, windshield

wiper, 56000 kms, a Pura Vida sticker, one Craig G, a jar of pickles

from montreal, a green cooler, 2 bikes, a lefty cannondale jekyll

(((my old bike that was bought and sold a dozen times throughout our

circle of friends and is now craigs))) and a GUB from China, custom

built from the ground up by yours truly ((((in china)))), a djembe,

river clothes and dry bags, a thousand and one cd's, what drugs?,

500$, a job, maybe a place for one of us, and ahead of us, friends and

family spread out across this great land, (((((strong and free

right?))))) and the WILL.

It was a great alingment of Intent and Will, executed with impeccible Timing.

So it began at 8:30 pm on, as i said, a rainy night.

"Craig, we're going. Now. Be ready. Overboy OUt"

"Roger OB, Im ready. K-dog out"

Vroom.

And then we drove. We drove to Pembroke, with a quick stop off at my

old house to bang on Travis' windows and yell "TRAVIS! COACH WANTS YA!

TRAVIS!! COACH WANTS YA!!" (he always used to take 5 min to wake up,

and hed come out in a trance and say hilarious things and would never

rember it in the morning) .

Then it was off to Pansy Patch Park where we parked and went to check

out the caboose, ooooOOOOOOooooo the spooky burned out old dining car

on the tracks in the woods. This place was creepy, then it was back in

the car, to the treehouse in pembroke

We park, walk out to the treehouse, over the creek bridge (a railroad

tie) and through the path. On the way back to the car there is a

police truck behind our car, a cop circling tiny tim (the car) with

his flashlight, and 2 more cruisers pulling in. sweet. I had known

that the SUV cop had seen us at pansy patch earlier, so I knew he is

suspiscious.

Well, when i am facing a pintch, I use one of my backups. Quickly and

With Confidence.

I walk straight towards them, they see us, walk over.

"IS THIS YOUR CAR?"

"AFFERMATIVE, ROBOCOP."

(joke)

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

"MEETING YOU MOTHER, ROBOCOP"

(another joke)

actually, I just told him we haven't done anything wrong, and he said

"Thats my job to find out"

so I told him to do his job.

Eventually he did, after running our names, craigs having a red flag,

his infamous Warrant for Arrest in Quebec, as a result of the G7

summit of the americas in Que City (see RIOT story)

He explained his whole story, which I quite enjoyed, I could see my

reflection in the cops' boots by the end.

And then we drove.

ontario, sleeping in the car where we can, a night in the tent,

stopping at an abondoned farmhouse in the praries

I must put this on hold for now. To be Continued.

sk

 
dude, skipimp's stories are not to be questioned or doubted, but rather savored and added to a stew later in the evening for spice and vigor.
 
I find your writing to be an interesting mixture of Kerouac, Honniker, and a barely literate third grader.

Seriously though, sick, sick writing, except a little improvement on the spelling would really enhance it.
 
nice man, i could read that for ever. its so to the point, no pussy shit, right to the the action. at first i was confused but quickly i just went with it.
 
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