SUCKY JOBS?

at working at abercrombie kids getting paid min. wage, and having people fucking still in your store AFTER your closed still tring on shit and making a fucking mess. yea its cute

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
fuck that shit. i was a fedex loader. worse thing i've ever done. from 4 to 930 in the morning. fuckin sucked ass!!

did that make any sense?
 
constructions pretty terrible... being an actual carpenter might not be so bad... but being the bitch is a bitch... i should be getting an under-the-table job real soon thoguh, thatll be nice

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
 
hahaha. I was going to take a fedex loading job with those exact same hours. When I went in for the interview and they told me exactly what I was going to be doing, I was like fuck that, Im outaa here. You got to be stupid for taking a job like that.

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Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but in the end, it doesnt get you anywhere. Write that down.
 
General Store/Deli: stacking, stocking, making sandwiches, washing dishes, giving retards directions, getting bitched at, prepping, cooking, more washing, more stocking, more stacking, making more sandwiches, running out of cheddar, getting bitched at, mopping floors, realizing someone broke a dining chair, leaving $100 worth of Roast Beef uncovered...

Yes, its been grand.

-AndrewP

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Per solitudinem ardere in remedium formidinis dictitabat.

Define to me a waste of space.
 
yes i am indeed fuckin stupid for working there. lazy ass. at least i even fucking tried the job.

did that make any sense?
 
restaurants. the keg to be specific

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sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have such simple access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.

then i let it run for awhile, just because i can.

 
try reshelving books at a library 9 hours a day 4 days a week. That is the worst job i've ever had, period.

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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces

-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'

-Dubya.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'

Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
Getting stuck being the dishy in a kitchen.

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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

''doo doo dood doo do da dah dah da, everybody in the house say 'wooooot woooooot', do doo dooo dod doo DAAAAAAh ba ba ba bum bum ba do do do dooo dah dah da, oh yeah, do do do daaa, everybody now, uh, yeah, uh uh yeah, do dah, do do do dooo dah, right on! wikky wikky wack, do do daaa ba dada, mmmmmm yeeeeeeeeah.''

-PhattTim

 
shoveling horse shit for 6 hours a day and your boss has an anger management problem

T'as pas d'amis. C'est con pour toi.

 
you beat me^

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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces

-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'

-Dubya.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'

Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
it's amazing what some of us will do to ski.

on a better note, i'm working in a ski shop all winter long.

a concussion a day keeps the doctor here to stay

they say i got stupid when i hit my head

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened, we were on a vacation!'
 
get an education and stop bitching about your shity jobs, hank you hank you

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
ye i got u all , i used to work @ an RV dealer for under minimum wage , i cleaned out used trailers , dust dirt inside all compartments outside o and the poop shoot whenever customers came in. ye nothin like human feces

member#13687

'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
 
alphabetical filer for my mom for the summer at her dentistry work...that was ass.....minimum wage for 4 hours of intense learning of my abc's...although i did learn to say it backwards...

DO$

'Some ski for the fun of it.....I....I ski for the hell of it..'

 
hell im working ajob right now and not even getting paid... its called volunteering hmmm try it sometime

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
last year I worked at a horse barn cleaning out stalls and all this other great stuff, getting paid minimum wage too, it wasn't that great. Then I got a real internship job over the summer and that was sick, but then it ended. I'll probubly end up working at the barn again unless I can find a ski shop to work at.

-anna

skiing makes

me really

happy.

spreadin' the love, y0
 
my job sucks. i do have to go work on saturdays when it's snowing. which are the days nobody shows up to the ski school. oh, wait, that's right, i work at a ski resort. baaahahah!

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- Ian

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'what a coincidence! i have an erection.' - Derek

'the objective was to get huge tits the size of mountains jack ass. i had to look at fat porn to make these.' - bitchassphatz
 
i worked in a can factory this summer, most days it was about 100-125degrees in the plant. sucked but i got payed good so im going back next summer.

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clinton dinig hall represent! I get free food and very flexible hours, cuz they need people all the time. I do work on sat and sun mornings but those are the worst days to ski, since all the stupid family trips are on those days and the lifts get crowded...

once again...free food (I don't even have a meal plan)

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EUROPE KICKS ASS

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Useless Fact of the Moment:

'The starfish is one of the only animals who can turn it's stomach inside-out. '

^hahaha ONE of the ONLY ahahaha lmao
 
I work 2 jobs as a cook... if it weren't for free food I would've been out of there sooooooo long ago.

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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
 
It's cool cuz I work at a ski shop, but i have to work saturdays which really sucks. But, on brighter note, I get a sick deal on new skis and don't work sundays

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
i had a bad job this sumemr but next summer i get to be a part-time manager of a candy store fro 10 buck an hour...and be a delivery boy ata resurant big tipps ill be rich

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k sweet party at your place
 
work construction for 12 hours a day forming foundashions. some of the ppl are cool and the pay is decent but i fucking hate it ... i want work for my self.

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Is it something i said so fuck you to.
 
i work two days a week in a meat market, and one day in the market's to-go store. i wash mad dishes in the to-go place, and in the meat market i wash more dishes, clean parts of the meat machines (gross), sweep floors, mop floors, break down boxes, take out the trash. there's a lot of roaches and the basement smells like shit.

-chris
 
i rob banks...thats pretty fun...get double wage...

nah i jus worked at my moms shop for min. wage...its aiight

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
being a bagger/stocker at a grocery store for min. wage sucks real bad. i worked for a year and didnt get a single raise when i was the only bagger doing anything and then the bitch i worked for had the nerve to print out a 2 page list of little things i was responsible for. i wanted to my boss on fire.

Sookhon De'Snutz
 
$20 an hour helping out at the 'green'house if you know what i mean.

i hate people who are racist against people who use drugs.-lilipad84

i actually endorse drug use. i dont do them myself, but i think it acts as a form of natural selection.

a safety conscious drug user...isnt that an oxy-moron?

-supilot
 
Lifeguarding, fuck dude sitting on my ass in the sun all day watching hot ass walk by. Having to get my hands all greasy putting lotion on my friends girlfriend.Having good shades so no one can see what im looking at. Fuck dude stay away from that shit.. Actually stay away from carpentry!I gave up basically my hand doin that shit. Its good money but not worth it.Oh i lifeguard year around and its cold as fuck in the winter so it kinda sucks then but summer's are dope!

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
dish pit...worst job ever.

'No i dont care about your post count, i care about you being a cocksucker.'

Crystalneedsa...

'My friend's and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard'

Midwest_rep

'I think skiing in general is just a phase'-My friend Josh.
 
Gotta love the no foodfights outside the dish pit rule eh?

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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

''doo doo dood doo do da dah dah da, everybody in the house say 'wooooot woooooot', do doo dooo dod doo DAAAAAAh ba ba ba bum bum ba do do do dooo dah dah da, oh yeah, do do do daaa, everybody now, uh, yeah, uh uh yeah, do dah, do do do dooo dah, right on! wikky wikky wack, do do daaa ba dada, mmmmmm yeeeeeeeeah.''

-PhattTim

 
i work every sunday regardless to what shedule i have during the week, and we always get so much snow saturday nights, it sucks so much ass

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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Breathe And Stop at Theory-3.com

 
I used to pour concrete 12+ hour days in the hot sun . It sucks but it will make a man out of you. here are some of my records: longest day, 16 hours. most dehydrated: 4 32oz gatorades, 1 piss. I also saw a guy smash his hand with a short handle sledge hammer, and slice his femoral artery with a utility knife.

 
I work during the day at a golf course than at night at a grocery store. I work 70+ hours a week and havent had a day off in over 2 months, all because i like to ski.

www.freesledding.homestead.com
 
i will never have to work in my life becasue my family won 45 mill in the lottery and they gave me 5 mill of my own

TOILETS ARE SO DAMN HOT RIGHT NOW

Toilet is part of history of human hygiene which is a critical chapter in the history of human civilization and which cannot be isolated to be accorded unimportant position in history. Toilet is a critical link between order and disorder and between good and bad environment.

In my own country i.e. India, how can any one ignore the subject of toilet when the society is faced with human excretions of the order of 900 million liters of urine and 135 million kilograms of fecal matter per day with totally inadequate system of its collection and disposal. The society, thus, has a constant threat of health hazards and epidemics. As many as 600 out of 900 million people do open defecation. Sewerage facilities are available to no more than 30 per cent of population in urban areas and only 3 per cent of rural population has access to pour flush latrines.

Seeing this challenge, I think the subject of toilet is as important if not more than other social challenges like literacy, poverty, education and employment. Rather subject of toilet is more important because lack of excremental hygiene is a national health hazard while in other problems the implications are relatively closer to only those who suffer from unemployment, illiteracy and poverty. I thus view a study of the history of toilet an important subject matter.

As long as man did not have an established abode, he did not have a toilet. He excreted wherever he felt like doing so. When he learnt to have a fixed house, he moved toilet to courtyard and then within his home. Once this was done, it became a challenge to deal with smell and the need was felt to have a toilet, which can intake human wastes and dispose these of out of the house instantly and, thus, help maintain cleanliness. Man tried various ways to do so i.e. chamber pots, which were cleaned manually by the servants or slaves, toilets protruding out of the top floor of the house or the castle and disposal of wastes in the river below, or common toilets with holes on the top and flowing river or stream underneath or just enter the river or stream and dispose of the waste of the human body. While the rich used luxurious toilet chairs or close stools the poor defecated on the roads, in the jungle or straight into the river.

It was only in the 16th century that a technological breakthrough came about and which helped the human beings to have clean toilets in houses. This breakthrough did not come about easily and human race had to live in unsanitary conditions for thousands of years. For all to know the history of toilet we have established in New Delhi the Sulabh International Museum of Toilets with the help of curators like Dr. Fritz Lischka from Austria and 80 to 90 other professionals around the world. The museum traces history of toilet for the last 4500 years.

Historical Evolution

The perusal of literature brings home the fact that we have only fragmentary information on the subject of toilet as a private secluded place to help the body relieve its waste. Sitting type toilets in human history appeared quite early. In the remains of Harappa civilization in India, at a place called Lothal 62 kilometers from the city of Ahmedabad in Western India) and in the year 2500 BC, the people had water borne toilets in each house and which was linked with drains covered with burnt clay bricks. To facilitate operations and maintenance, it had manhole covers, chambers etc. It was the finest form of sanitary engineering. But with the decline of Indus valley civilization, the science of sanitary engineering disappeared from India. From then on, the toilets in India remained primitive and open defecation became rampant.

The archaeological excavations confirm existence of sitting type toilets in Egypt (2100 BC) also. Though we have been able to mechanize the working of these toilets, the form and basic format of the toilet system remains the same. In Rome, public bath-cum-toilets were also well developed. There were holes in the floor and beneath was a flowing water. When the Romans traveled they constructed the toilets for their use. The stools were keyhole type so that these could be used for defecation as well as urination. Excavations in Sri Lanka and Thailand too have brought out a contraption in which urine was separated and allowed to flow while the other portion was used at the same time for defecation.

Historical evidence exists that Greeks relieved themselves out of the houses. There was no shyness in use of toilet. It was frequent to see at dinner parties in Rome slaves bringing in urine pots made of silver; while members of the royalty used it but continued the play at the same time. Whatever little information is available about history of toilets in India, it was quite primitive. This practice of covering waste with earth continued till the Mughal era, where in the forts of Delhi and Agra one can see remnants of such methodologies to dispose of human waste.

It was also popular in those days to emphasize on the medicinal values of human waste. Urine was supposed to have many therapeutic values. Some quacks even claimed that by study of urine they could confidently say whether a young girl was virgin or not. Hiroshi Umino reports that a Pharaoh got his eye cured by use of urine of a woman, whom he later married. It was also widely believed that the dung of a donkey mixed with night soil removes black pustules or urine of a eunuch can help make women fertile. For oral care it was advised to relieve oneself on one's feet because the divine liquid gives the required cure. In the Indian scriptures there are stories about the strength of wrestlers. If a wrestler defecates too much, he is relatively weak because he cannot digest all what he eats. Similarly, a perfect saint has no need to defecate, for he eats as much as he can digest or he is able to digest all that he eats. So not to defecate was considered saintly while in other societies not to defecate was considered manly. Blown Bettelheim states that men of Chaga tribe blocked their anus during the ceremony of attaining of manhood and pretended as if they did not defecate at all. This was also one way of establishing superiority over women. The ancient Greeks it is reported had similar beliefs. Swallowing something and not taking them out was considered as source of power and authority.

In Middle Ages, people used to throw excreta from their houses on the roads below.

Between the period 500 to 1500 AD was a dark age from the point of view of human hygiene. It was an era of cesspools and human excreta all around. Rich man's housing and forts in India had protrusions in which defecation was done and the excrements fell into the open ground or the river below. The forts of Jaiselmer in India and big houses on the banks of rivers bear testimony to this fact. In Europe it was an era of chamber pots, cesspools and close stools. So were the toilets protruding out of the castles and the excrements from which fell into the river.

 
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