Sucking ass...

the-east-isnt-that-bad

the-east-isnt-that-bad

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Yeah s I just got back from a ski trip to Sugarbush and I just thought you all should know that I sucked major ass in the park and stuff...

Anybody else suck more than they thought they would the first time they skied this season?

On my way to goddom
 
i did ok. it took me a day to get used to my skis and about a day to relearn a bunch of stuff. but im pretty close to where i ended last season.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
i killed it the first day out

Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

dinomytE'
 
took me a few runs to get used to my new skis. but then i started learning some new rails on my 3rd or 4th run. so i think i did pretty good.

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LAND SHARK!!! EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEE
 
i have learned that the transition from skiing last season and picking it back up the next season has everything to do with your confidence and how big your balls are.

-The Dr.-

Live for something, or you will die for nothing.

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well my balls were pretty big (i had a bad experience on a rail behind the hotel the night before... *cough*) and i guess i was kinda taking it easy a bit, but it pissed me off cause I'm used to being able to destroy all of my friends and they like brutally slaughtered me in my sleep and raped me up the ass like there was no tomorow.

And it really was that bad

On my way to goddom
 
my first day out i sucked. but it all comes back real fast

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for some reason i, on my first run of the year, was already better than last year

first day this year, i stomped all last year's tricks first try and went twice as big and stylish

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