Suckiest park in the world

Yeah, the ones that don't exist are probably worse than yours, be thankful for what you have or build one yourself.
 
but where they have "no park" do they have back country and can you build your own stuff? welch's set up sucks ass and they dont let you build stuff like notta damn thing my brother was building a jump, hes an employee the park manager threw a stick at him and yelled at him got him kicked out of welch for a week. the park manager brad larsen is a fag im tryign to find out his address so i can do "nothing" to his house anyone wanna help?
 
I want to say cypress bowl in vancouver but to be fair I haven't been there in a few years. It used to suck royal ass though,they had no fucking clue what they were doing
 
welch has bout 5 rails. they never move them there always set up crapy.they have one jump that is small and ice" they never groom it " and they have some walls comming out of the ground they call a pipe. no joke it is physicly impossible to hit the pipe at welch without decking out, because they groom it the week after they make it thats about it
 
we built a jump right in the middle of the terrain park at welch, then they closed it for grooming. we worked on it for a good ten minutes after they closed it then the morons saw us and got pissed.
 
Yeah welch is the wrost park in the world, they are starting to make it better then it used to be but i hate it and it sucks
 
sadly no.... 350 verticle feet of 50cm of ice, and too poor for a park :( well they tried last year but id hardly call it one. they took out the one rail after a dip shit broke his arm and the one jump was not nearly big enough to anything bigger than a 540 safety.
 
essentially the original hill of newschoolers.com, believe it or not. sad that it still lacks a half decent park.
 
having one of the shittiest parks in the world is bad, but all r natrual and backcountry shit makes up for it
 
believing it because youre not the first to tell me, good for the rest of the ns population to know. And yes it is quite unfortunate, they had 2 rails an excuse for a box and 1.5 jumps last season...maybe they will get their shit together this season...I hope
 
willamette pass, they build a table top or two and let them rot all year long. And when i say table top, I mean a mound of snow.
 
I'd have to vote Proctor, New Hampshire. They have 2 rails, and a 5ft. table top. Not to mention you have to hike half the park to get to the top (even though half the park is about 50ft. but still).
 
Badger Pass, CA

a little 5 run ski hill inside yosemite. it's got a 10 foot kicker and a ride shotgun rail. hell. yes.
 
southington, CT. a box with COPPER rails on the sides, and two mounds of snow that they call jumps. not to mention that everyone that rides there sucks, and will cut you off like their life depended on it.
 
yeah. i skiied there about 40 days a season from age 4 to 11 so... it was a great place to get good. or at least i thought so.
 
obviously you havent been to snowstar, we dont even have a halfpipe or anything good really at all. the 1.5 hour drive to sundown is worth it for me.
 
Morin heights. they have jumps, but they are So stupidly placed that their is either no landning or you have to hit it at 2 kmh just to miss woods. rails are built on angles. the wrong kind
 
are you two on crack welch is way worse than afton. afton moves their set up around more than 3 times year once you go to afton or welch 87 times then you can say shit like welch is better but honestly youd have to be on something to think afton sucks
 
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