Let me tell you about my weekend. Friday night, we started drinking at my house and then went to a dope ass party. Hella girls in slutty clothes, keg, spode, beerpong, all of it. We kicked it there for most of the night. Once it started gettin lame around 3am, we headed back to my house. It was a few of my homies, some girls and, a few mexican fools. The mexicans seemed a little shady but they ended up being aight. I sold one of them two pairs of fresh jordans for $120. Later on around 5am, most people had left except my homie that passed out on the couch. I then went to my room and passed out.
I wake up to the doorbell at 7:30am. I see it was one of the girls that was here earlier and opened the door to let her in. Out of no where the three mexicans walk in and go up to my homie on the couch talking hella shit. I ran over there not knowing what the fuck was going on. Words were exchanged and eventially it came to me yelling get the fuck out of my house and such. The biggest of the three ended up blindsiding me. It was the hardest ive EVER been socked in the face. I didnt get knocked out but deffinitely fell forward barely catching myself. My buddy jumped at him and the three of them pretty much jumped him while i was trying to get my senses back. I knew instantly something was not cool in my mouth. My buddy ended up getting a fat cut on his eyebrow and got kicked all over the place. The fucken beans dipped just as fast as they had started it. There was blood all over my house from my fucked up mouth and my buddys eye. One of the neighbors had heard it and called the cops. They got to my house about 5 minutes after the fuckers left. I went outside to talk to them still fucken drunk and spitting blood everywhere. They were cool and said if i would of shot all three of them i would not have done one day of time. They then asked if i wanted to press charges and i said no. I would much rather go whoop there asses when we arent out numbered next time. I also did not realize how fucked up my jaw was at this point.
Anyways, i ended up partying halloween to the best of my abuilities but i knew something was not right in my mouth. So this morning i finally went to get it checked out. After a long day of waiting rooms and doctors, I finnally find out i have to have my jaw wired shut for 4 to 6 months. I have to live off straight fucken liquid diet. It is also a 3700 dollar procedure. After finding this out i think im gunna change my mind about pressing charges.
Sorry for my bad grammer and rant. I am all high off vicodin and buds. But if any of you guys got some good tips for how the fuck to survive 4 to 6 weeks off straight milkshakes and yogurt, i would really appriciate hearing them.
Spark Notes:
Got sucker punched, and now have broken jaw. Give me advice on how to live for the next 4 to 6 weeks with my jaw wired shut.
THANKS!!!
I wake up to the doorbell at 7:30am. I see it was one of the girls that was here earlier and opened the door to let her in. Out of no where the three mexicans walk in and go up to my homie on the couch talking hella shit. I ran over there not knowing what the fuck was going on. Words were exchanged and eventially it came to me yelling get the fuck out of my house and such. The biggest of the three ended up blindsiding me. It was the hardest ive EVER been socked in the face. I didnt get knocked out but deffinitely fell forward barely catching myself. My buddy jumped at him and the three of them pretty much jumped him while i was trying to get my senses back. I knew instantly something was not cool in my mouth. My buddy ended up getting a fat cut on his eyebrow and got kicked all over the place. The fucken beans dipped just as fast as they had started it. There was blood all over my house from my fucked up mouth and my buddys eye. One of the neighbors had heard it and called the cops. They got to my house about 5 minutes after the fuckers left. I went outside to talk to them still fucken drunk and spitting blood everywhere. They were cool and said if i would of shot all three of them i would not have done one day of time. They then asked if i wanted to press charges and i said no. I would much rather go whoop there asses when we arent out numbered next time. I also did not realize how fucked up my jaw was at this point.
Anyways, i ended up partying halloween to the best of my abuilities but i knew something was not right in my mouth. So this morning i finally went to get it checked out. After a long day of waiting rooms and doctors, I finnally find out i have to have my jaw wired shut for 4 to 6 months. I have to live off straight fucken liquid diet. It is also a 3700 dollar procedure. After finding this out i think im gunna change my mind about pressing charges.
Sorry for my bad grammer and rant. I am all high off vicodin and buds. But if any of you guys got some good tips for how the fuck to survive 4 to 6 weeks off straight milkshakes and yogurt, i would really appriciate hearing them.
Spark Notes:
Got sucker punched, and now have broken jaw. Give me advice on how to live for the next 4 to 6 weeks with my jaw wired shut.
THANKS!!!
