Substitute teachers

PimpDaddySkier

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today in bio class we had this sub who was really stupid so we were throwing shit all over the room, pretty good stuff....any good substitue teacher stories?

 
threw an eraser at some kid, had to do wall sits for 4 minutes, that sucked.

stop the hate on bons, its not his fault hes not athletically inclined-ar51080
 
in 7th grade our teacher had a remote control to turn off the lights so one day we had a sub. One of the kids stole it and all class peroid was turning the lights off.

 
its cool when they are hot....cause then you can be like, i had a hot teacher today, and if someone asks wtf, just be like, its ok, she was a sub.

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ya dude i had a hot latin sub the other day...friggen huge tits, good body/ face....i woulda been pumped if she wanted to see me after class

 
I got kicked outta class by a sub. Since when does the sub have authority to kick you out of the class, usually they just sit there and attempt to teach the class.

Adrian

- wow I just realized there isnt a signle tall pro – me

- damn, wait, pipe rider….. xgames finalist- steezepatrol

- umm, you talking bout Candide- me

- yea, he’s tall isn’t he- steezepatrol

- I don’t think so- me

- He is French though- steezepatrol

- So he likes hairy women, if he was on the mountain tryin to beat us, we could just show him freerider klo. BURN - steezepatrol

 
are sub one day last year was writing on the dry erase board but the marker was dried out so one kid told her to slam her hand on the board and the ink would come out. she was old and actually believed it. funniest thing i have seen in school.

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um as soon as they walk through the door to the class room

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sking with no poles is fun, but its like geting head from a guy, it's fun until you realize that you are gay- humofrio

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We had a sub in spanish last year that said she didn't speak spanish, so we just sat in the back of the class and trash talked eachother in spanish. Apparently, she did speak spanish, and wrote down everything we said. including "Our teacher is so gay, I'm glad we have a substitute"

i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182

 
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