Substitute teacher stories

Ignore this post until tomorrow when I read the rest of the thread and am not on mobile. From scrolling through quickly looks like op may be an ass.
 
Alright, I have a pretty damn good one.

This year in my math class we had a sub and she is a complete dumbass. She's about 75 years old and clearly something just not quite right with her. She was playing videos for us on youtube the last 10 minutes of class, when one kid in my class raises his hand and says "It's so and so's birthday today, could you please play the song "Birthday Song" by 2 Chainz?" So she goes on to turn it on full volume and it continues to blast...ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IS A BIG BOOTY HOE hahahaha. Best day of math in a long time.
 
One time the hot ass sub came in was winking at me all day and all in class, callled me hunny, little did i know after class she was ready for some fucking
 
Had all kinds of hilarious subs. One guy was into teleportation...one question about it at the begining of class and he would get off track and talk about teleporting things for the rest of the class. Another guy was named mister mansbridge...he was from some europeian country but had an aussie accent. He used to get into full blown fights with kods over nothing. One day someone asked him to go to the bathroom and he said no...so the kid pisses his pants in he classroom on purpose haha.
 
had this older sub who subbed all different classes at my high school throughout the day and my high school career. this man was one chill ass dude and we always talked about life and drugs and you name it.

my senior year, he knew i sold a lot of weed, so one day after class he asked me if i knew where to get any nugs to fill his new birthday present from his son. so i told him i would take care of him free of charge for new customer/birthday hook up. he invited me over and i broke in his new ROOR with him.

smoked with sub /claim?
 
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