Stupied Inventions

jack_weisman

jack_weisman

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recently i stumbled upon what might be the worst invention the has blessed our mordern age. this invention is Text Messaging. when does a person not have time to call someone for 3 minuets but has the time to sit there and type a button in a sequencial order several times in order to get one letter and then have to repeat this process maybe another 50 times. this product can only caiter towards one group of people and that group of people is Preppy 8th grade girls(which seem to be ever growing in number) this is because their pee-sized brains cannot comprehend the "Send" button and it cost more than a normal telephone call so they can feel better about their uneventful fucking stupied lives. i hate both Text messaging and 8th grade girls with a raging passion
 
I am a college student and I enjoy texting. I like it for sending people directions and phone numbers and shit like that and alot of times I like to send messages when I am in class because I cant talk on the phone. My plan includes text messages for free and I can type a text message pretty fast. Pretty much if you know the alphabet then you can type a text message. You are a fag and you need to stop concerning yourself what pre teen girls are doing who I would like to add are probably the girls whos pants you want to get into.
 
sms's are good for being a tightarse, they cost 15c each instead of 1c/second +10c connection fee.

so unless you can get your message across in less than 5 seconds text messages kinda pay for themselves
 
^ YEA!!

I happen to text people alot. I get them and send them. It's free for me when its verizon to verizon
 
oh my goodness! text messages are so dumb! just dont cuss about them! i dont have a cell phone and ive never felt one but im going with what most of you guys say
 
i no longer can text...rents took it away when my brother built up a 50 dollar bill on just texts.
 
Text messaging is good when you cant be on the phone. Like in class, texting makes it go alot faster. Or if you are around people sleeping or around people you dont wanna talk on the phone around, texting works great. I say its a great invention.
 
text messaging is faster then talking cause you get right to the point.

phone example: Hey d00d whats up, ya thats cool, ummm is it cool to talk, ya i need an eighth of ya CDS....3.5 cds and i got your 35 bucks i OWE you.

text example: i need a HQ, meet me at the park. 35 bucks.
 
why? he has learned to do something you cant. that would be like you calling all pro skiers fags, because they can do something you cant.

and he wasn't braging about being good. just stating that he can type a text message quickly
 
i no eh i always wnated it but my mom would be like no i refuse to buy it than she finally did and i ut it on my kraft dinner and it looked soo gross i couldnt eat it
 
you left a JEA out of the last line of your signature. The correct line is

UP-DOWN LEFT-RIGHT JEA JEA JEA JEA
 
well theres the t9 which makes it pretty easy. what about in classrooms or loud places? also, deaf people can communicate with them. text messages can be pretty cheap if you just pay for them. i think mine is only 4 bucks for 1000 messages a month.

i honestly dont know why you think this is a dumb invention at all...
 
i used to feel the same way about people text messaging but i as soon as i started doing it myself i have become adicted and do it all the time... exactly what the cell phone companies want people to do
 
I saw this book of ridiculous japanese inventions, it had:

-Head cover for fish so you didn't have to look at it when cutting

-Special glasses with funnels for doing eyedrops

Those are the only ones I can remember right now, but there were definitely some good'ns that made me lose a bit of respect for japanese culture.
 
i text a bunch of 8th grade chicks and they all sucked my dick. but dont tell anyone cuz im 25.. ill get is trouble
 
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