Stupidity

pooed my pants then sat down

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
ive done a lot of stupid stuff so get ready

totalled my moms car, not telling people how i really feel, broke a rib screwing on flat ground on skis

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Excuse the bitching, I shouldn't complain, I should have no feeling, 'cause feeling is pain.'-Rivers Cuomo
 
*screwing around

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Excuse the bitching, I shouldn't complain, I should have no feeling, 'cause feeling is pain.'-Rivers Cuomo
 
i did that to my throat once, i thought i crushed my trachea but i didnt

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Excuse the bitching, I shouldn't complain, I should have no feeling, 'cause feeling is pain.'-Rivers Cuomo
 
fallen in love with a chick that i will most likely never see again

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proud member of the KPP

and soon to be a member of the ANP
 
^i did that once, chances are your not really in love with her, but if you really are its gonna suck for at least half a year til you repress your memories, thats kinda what i ended up doin

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Excuse the bitching, I shouldn't complain, I should have no feeling, 'cause feeling is pain.'-Rivers Cuomo
 
not speaking my mind a lot, but im pretty much finished with that.... i hit my face on the side of the trampoline today...got a pretty fat lip, ouch

stick around and be no clown just keep on rockin' to the A-l sound

 
^We sell them at Toys R Us.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
^^lego skis? wtf?

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-Caleb

SMS Session 2

''And now, a man whose a real 'po-theed'...I'm sorry, 'pothead'...'' - Page McConnell

I promise I'll donate soon...
 
^A couple of different ones. There are white ones, tiny royal blue ones with logos and stuff, orange ones, and black ones.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
Mega Blocks also makes little skis. On one of the Camp Geoffrey days, we were passing out free little extreme sports guys. There were BMX, Moto-X, Skateboarding/Rollerblading, and Skiing/Snowboarding. They were sweet! You can use them with Legos, too.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
Beat my meet in the living room when i thought i was home alone, little did i know my mother was sitting at the table in the other room...

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
dear god, let me pick up my IQ, for it just dropped like 22 points.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
ate a apple my friend fond on the ground cuz he dared me and got dieria for 2 weeks.... umm tyed to do like jhon mccmorry in stike 3 and jump off my roof into bushes, but i fogot to check the bushes so it was all twify and sticks poking me all over.... and umm at work there was a hornet nest so i climbed up and choped it off, but i got stung 8 times, those fucks.. i almost past out

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
this wasnt me it was my friend, but 2 years ago when we where 15 we desided to take his car out for a spin, no drivers license but we didnt care, so we do donuts and shit it was fun, get bac k to his house but the car back then we are like wtf is that bad smell... my idiot friend forgot to take the handbrake off and we drove all the way home with it on!! he fucked up the car so bad.. hahahhaa, im not friends with him anymore his gay, bu that was so stupid

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
last night. me and my two frinds went out to go chief, so were sitting at a bench at a school(10 pm) and a car stops outside the fence, a cop gets out and we run, then as we are coming out of the school 5 more cars pull up and they grab there shotguns and start chasing us. so we hide in the bushes of some house that has a tree and hella bushes we are there for 3 hours until the cops all suddenly leave and fly off with there lights on. when they leave we hear about 20 sets of sirens starts up and get far away. so the stupid thing was, A) we hid in black berry bushes and B) we went out smoking and ran from the cops while they were on a manhunt for an at large serial killer.

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smoke bud, it gets you high.

COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime.
 
so you were hidin in bushes for 3 hours when a crazy serial killer was in the same area???? crazy,id shit my pants

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
once i sat atop a fire breathing penis.

mommy

i wont let you drop out of high school for skiing, brody
 
i once had a girl give me a handjob on the back of my 4 wheeler while i was driving and when i went over a failry large bump she twisted my cock in an unnatural way and to say the least it hurt

'Some day's your the dog and other days you're the hydrant asshole'

-my uncle Gary telling me his philosophy on life while drunk in a bar

Five-9 Productions

'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'

-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades

When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud

-Pep Fujas

-MR
 
smoked in the woods in a park while it was infested with little kids and soccer moms. and another time me and my friends smoked a bowl, then we sat down on a park bench hanging out, this was around 9 pm, and my friend's packing a bowl, i look at the road and see a cop, so i say cop, and two of my friends jump up, then the cop pulls into the park and starts driving down the path, so im like fuckshitbitch i can't get caught again, he's coming for us, so i turn around and run from my friends, hop a fence, cut my hands on the fence and rip my shorts on the fence, then watch the cop as he continues to drive past my friends, not even notice me, and continue on his rounds. oh yeah and i forgot i didnt even have anything on me.

-chris
 
tried to outrun the cops on roads that I have never been down before. I got jacked.

Drop a car cigarette lighter (that was scalding hot) down my pants.

I was racing a car down a main street, I came up to a stop light. I was revving up the engine getting ready to race him, I figured he was still right next to me. I kept on gassing it, I looked over and it was a cop.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
THis happen a few days ago, i was fliping a staple gun and i had a staple go in my hand, hurt like a bitch and bleed like one too.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
damn negro, i have hella lego skis chillin in my storage unit, those space lego frozen guys were the shit back when i was ten, ill mail ya some if you really want

hash...weed...kif.... what funny names! is this 'weed' stuff tobacco? do you really smoke actual weeds from your garden? hash? do you mean 'half?'

*skierdudeguy*

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play
 
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