stupidest thing you've ever said

snowbird4life

snowbird4life

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well in drivers ed a couple weeks back my teacher is like hey kubeck your 6'0 right? and im all, eh i'd say about 5'12.....i took about 3 seconds to think about it then felt like a total jackass

 
haha! retard...

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^ yes it would have been clever but i guess i proved im an absolute idiot, but c'mon people im sure theres better stories out there then mine!

 
i called mike tyson a bitch to his face so then he raped me

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Hah my chemistry teacher was telling us oh it's my daughters birthday today and it just happened to be my birthday too, so i said 'I'ts my birthday too.' So my teachers was all wow really? how weird, what year were you born? And I was just like uhhhh... and it took me like 5 seconds to say 87... yeah im a dumbass.

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least i was smart enough to realise my mistake, it would have been cooler if i was just oblivious about it, and someone had to tell me, then i would have felt retarted

 
one time my friend ask me if i wanted some garlic bread, i said no thanks im not a vampire, it made no sense at all but when your drunk, nothing makes sense

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while i was getting my head stiched up and i was all fucked up on painkillers the some guy came and asked me if i thought it would be OK for them to take me to a better hospital (since enumclaw community isnt really top notch and they thought my head was fucked)... so after i tried to babble out an i dont know they said ok well do it. so i had to ask the friend that drove me down... in my car... what he was going to do with the car and how he was getting back to his cabin at the mountain... and i couldnt really remember more than two words back in the sentence so i kind of drifted off and blurted out half-pipe. then i got confused, laughed a bunch and passed out again from all the pain killers they shot in my ass... and leg... and arm... i think.

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so a couple of weeks ago i was at an avalanche game, and that day i had just gotten this new baller hat that i've never seen anyone else wear before, so anyways i was at the game in between periods eating my pretzel, and all of a sudden i come on the jumbotron deal(but i didnt know it was me) and i was like...'woah, that guy has the same hat as me' and then these two people behind me were like you idiot thats you, haha i bet everyone there could read my lips and were probably like that idiot haha yeah but ive said a lot dumber things than that. one other thing i said was...well here it goes. me and my friend had just finished blazin in his car so we went to target to get some food. we got inside there, got our food and on the way out we came across some frebreeze stuff, so we decided to buy it. we bought some freebreeze fabric spray and some freebreeze car spray. we walked outside and back to his car and we had to go home after this so we decided to freshen up w/ freebreeze. so he starts loadin on the freebreeze car stuff on me. i was like 'you STOOGE! now im gonna smell like im from detroit! that'll totally give me away!' haha

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one more thing, i asked a french exchange student if she celebrated christmas in france, im such an idiot

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^you dont sound funny, just kind of dumb

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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
^ actually, I think in France they celebrate is earlier then we do. Or there is some sort of 'pre' Christmas holiday. Im talking out of my ass here but I remeber by French teacher saying something about it. Correct me if I wrong.

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^ this isnt the funniest thing you've ever said thread crystal, this is the stupidest, i think dumb and stupid are interchangable so its all good

 
when i was 15 my first boob grab with all my friends watching with a girl with nice nocks. after contact 'wow there not much' i ment the feeling i didnt know what to expect. yeah.

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ya, my friend had a pretty stupid drunken thing she said to me shes like' dont look at me like im drunk cause im not, but really i am'

I would have to say one of the dumbest things was when we were doing track and field and shot put at school, i went to throw the ball in shotput deal, and then i insantly threw my second one, but there was some dude measuring my last thrown and my shot put dropped right next to his head, it was pretty fucking halarious, he was scared shitless.

 
well....

my friend is pretty damn funny when shes drunk... singing aladin, and talking to glasses of water telling them that they should strech their walls out more so the water doesnt jump out.

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at my moms new years party my nextdoor neighbor got wicked drunk and while we were outside he comes out and tells us about a man from nantucket and how his daughter is the saviour and we should all praise her because she is jesus' daughter. :l

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everytime i say shut up i feel like a jackass

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I have said some dumb stuff before, but can't remember em, I just remember that really dumb, oh shit what did I say feeling that overwhelms you when it happens.

But when I tried to say ''whatever floats your boat'' the first time it came out ''whatever sinks your ship'', and I am notorious for saying ''I'm not the brightest tree on the bulb'' - I can try to say it the right way and still screw it up.

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I asked a friend if she could fit into La Senza Girl clothing. She was pretty offended. I guess she though I was telling her she had no boobies, but she has nice boobies. Really nice boobies. I like boobies.

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^ That's one of those things you can't backpedal on without pissing her off more... just cut your losses and get the hell outta there.

 
one time i was askin this two hot chicks if they wanted thongs for christmas and my voice broke really bad when i said thongs.

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Yeah man. I tried to recover, but I ended up rambling and eventually just shutting the hell up.

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in sex ed once some kid had asked the teacher if masturbating will make you blind... so then she turns to some kid and is like hey johnny can you see everything thats going on?

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Lateralis: I remeber when that was in your sig.

Yea everyone says funniest stuff when they are drunk that they sort of mean, but everyone else takes it for a joke.

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i was pissed at this kid for tellin me to hurry up and hit a jump and i go 'fuck my dick' and he was like fuck ur dick huh u stupid shit

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

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i called my teacher an idiot, she didn't take it too well

Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take

our lives, but they'll never take our freedom?!

 
I've said some hella dumb shit but for some reason i can't remember any of it prolly because i'm hella drunk when i say most of the stupid things

 
all the dumb things ive said was when i was 14 or 15. On the second time I was drunk in my life, at some girls party, i said really loudly 'i wanna fuck' and it was total silence. I had to run away. Plus all the girls were like amish people.

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I was with this kinda ditzy girl the first time she smoked up, and asked her how she liked it: 'It's like a party in my head and nobody's invited.' best stoned quote ever.

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one time i was talking to a girl, and i told her that the best thing about getting head from her would be the 5 minutes of silence. she didnt like it but i thought it was halarious

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i bought a child lift ticket to save money. im 16 years old and was born in 87. they caught me and asked me how old i was. i said 14. they then asked when i was born. i said 82.

 
vtpubenemy i just oil pastelled that icon. it is so dope. i forgot what thread this was.

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turtles can breath through their butts.

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o felt like a total jackass when there was this guy that had jumper cables hooked to his car and getten jumped or whatever and i was like your battery run out, i just walked away in total shame

 
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