Stupidest thing you've ever done. This goes out to Apple(Thom)

Sharpy

Sharpy

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Well now, probably maybe when thom and i tried to build a ramp off of my rickedy dock into the river using rotting logs and a piece of warped particle board. Also to get to the dock, you had to drop a 2 foot ledge and once the dock got wet and things got slippery... That when thom lost part of his leg to a dock post. Also maybe when i fooled around with 2 cousins at the same party and expected them not to find out...

Justin the Hick
 
wait, 2 of your cousins? or just 2 girls who happened to be cousins.

I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day
 
yes of course it matters

I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day
 
i know for a fact that neither were related to him, but stupidest things iv ever done? well yah justin, the biking off the dock would be one, but id have to say that passing a cop car on my bike was a bad idea... aparently you can get tickets for speeding on a bike. and also, the time when i took an exacto knife to a shotgunshell... that was pretty stupid

Tom--[Leap firSt]
 
and my favoite part of the dock experence was by far calling ali and saying ' if we dont call back in 10 minutes, sent an ambulance to my house'

Tom--[Leap firSt]
 
not my cousins, haha, but ya, i actually think crashing int othe woods with my car was a bad thing too, fucking 4000 a year insurance now..

Justin the Hick
 
this is an impossible question. my most recent run in with stupidity happened a few days ago. i had made a 4 cheese dijorno, and it was lookin perfect. i pulled it out of the oven, cut it, and took a slice in with me to the tv. 'damn this looks like a good pizza' i thought. i went for a bite, and ended up with a glob of 450 degree cheese burning a hole in my lip. that sucked. and to top it all off i didnt bother to bring a glass of water or anything, so i had to run into the kitchen while the remains of the cheese stuck to my lip.

Lets go skiing
 
^thats fucking harsh... but thats normal stupidity, what have you done thats extremly stupid?

Tom--[Leap firSt]
 
MMMM gotta think about it. well lets see, ill rank em from pathetic to extremely stupid.

1. Pour fruit punch in a glass with a hole in the bottom and walk down the newley carpeted stairs.

2. decide to throw rocks, one rictoches and there goes 100 bucks for a neighbors window replacement.

3. High center my dads new truck on a boulder in the middle of nowhere.

4 FORGET MY SEASON PASS TO BRIDGER!

to me skiing is life, and you may say i have no life but i could image doing nothing more kickass than skiing everyday. -flatspin720

Chad-\'lets head north.\'

Riley-\'We cant ski uphill!

' Is that powder deep?' some random stoner on a 6 foot pow day

 
i would have died on that last one ^

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
 
Riding my bike no handed and trying to turn. 6 stitches in my mouth. 4 in the bottom right in front of my bottom teeth and 2 on my lip. Apple sauce for a week.

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SkeeOrDie: I don\'t hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
i made a 'bee protection suit' and then proceeded to take care of my cousins bee hive in his apple orchard. so wearing my sweatshirt jeans and really thin gloves i ran up to the bee hive with a large stick and whacked the crap out of it, and then ran for my life while getting stung like crazy

 
um... put a toilet in the middle of the main street in our town and took a shit in it. Ran from the police after.

Also lost my v card to a girl a year older than me, then a few weeks later at a party took her little sisters v card.

fuck a book
 
I think some of the dumbest things done was making homemade bombs with Harvey in his basement. Taking apart bullets and using the powder in CO2 cartriges.

Also deciding to take the shotgun shell blasting cap and hitting with a screw driver and hammer.

That made quite the bang. boy gr.8 was fun.

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Its not the size of the army, but the fury of its onslaught
 
is it incest if i fool around with your cousins too?

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-steve

'life begins at point a and ends at point b. kick major ass!'

-Ted Nugent
 
Haha those are all great but no ones is better than mine I was driving my Go Kart and seen a cop down the road and I went flying into our garage and my brother was standing by the door to get in to the house and I didnt hit the brake soon enough went threw the door and broke my brother leg.

Another good one is when I tryed to jump my Mountain Bike off the top of the school and I over shot the landing and snaped my foot in half it was 20 ft down and I had lots of thime to think about how stupid I was for doing it.

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.

 
ahh good old home made bombs left me with second and third degree burns over my entire face! somehow i wound up without any scars

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Get over it

Gotta Love The Midwest

Bring On The Good Ol White Stuff
 
Who would have thought pooring water on a fire that had roman candles in it would make the candles go off? I ruined a good shirt and got the hair from the right side of my head singled down an inch.

Justin the Hick
 
I tried to jump a fire at a camping party and there were bottles and cans all around, this fire was huge too, like 5 feet long and about 4 feet high. Anyways I ran tripped on a can got caught in the fire and burned 80 percent of my calf. Then I drank more and still partied hooked up witha girlie and woke up at 7 the next morning not remembering anything but having a girl lying on my am and half my leg burned off. 3rd degree too. I then went home, went to work, went back home slept it off, had a shower the next mornign went to school some little kid cried when he saw my leg then I went home and went to the doctor. Burns ahd set, didnt have anything on it soon enough so now my leg is so scarred up its gross.

WHERE ARE YOU HOIET
 
hahahaha Apple got speeding tickets on a bike. Ive gotten violations for wearing headphones while riding my bike and running a red light and making an illegal turn.. and then 'verbally harrasing' a police officer, which was just a 'what the fuck??? speeding ticket on a bike??? are you retarted???' nothing big

 
who ever it was that said turning no handed on there bike was hard and stupid well i got to say you must be awful at biking no affense but i go around my neighbourhood no handed turning corners all the time... haha thom & justin you guys are retarded... stupidest thing i've done in the last week was give my self a paper cut on purpose because i didn't think the sticky paper stuff could cut...

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stupidest thing I've ever done.... probably post 'I love retards' on this autistic kid's webpage while at school, in class, with teachers watching.. ya... somehow I got out of it untouched, but it was still pretty damn stupid.

Pat Melvin

WBP|films
 
i was like 10 when i fell of my bike. I think 10..maybe 11.

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SkeeOrDie: I don\'t hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
haha som pretty funny shit here.. well i once heated up a huge spoon with a gas stove and proceeded to press it into my friends back lol it was red hot, left a massive scar too.

 
Couple years ago i had a really shity old boot, and i was pissed cus i wasnt landing this trick so i was going in for lunch, kicked a cement wall and the whole sole of the boot broke off. i had to ski down the hill with one boot on on 1 ski, holding the other one and get down to the bottom to find this damn idiot at the rental shop say that i didnt have a parent to sign the waiver cus im a minor, i was so pissed, i ended up getting kicked out.

to me skiing is life, and you may say i have no life but i could image doing nothing more kickass than skiing everyday. -flatspin720

Chad-\'lets head north.\'

Riley-\'We cant ski uphill!

' Is that powder deep?' some random stoner on a 6 foot pow day

 
HAHA, remmember Thom(apple) when i rubbed a piece of metal along the floor and then proceeded to burn you with it, ,you were swinging for my head

Justin the Hick
 
lol belive me he wanted to kill me but i think it was too painfull at the time, aha i was so hammed i didnt even know what teh fuck i was doing. one second i was heatin up a spoon the next i was jammin it into his back

 
yah i remember, that fucking stung, but you didnt have an excuss cause you wernt hammered...

Tom--[Leap firSt]
 
I took one of those hair curling iron things, looked it at, looked at friends neck, looked at it, looked at neck, and just stood there for like 2 minutes pondering it while he was sitting in a chair. then i burnt him with it and he was really pissed.

'I almost smoked the pole last time I was here with Adrian'
 
I was like 2....running around my house in dipers in the middle of winter....felt cold..decided to poke my ass out close to the fire place..ass too close....diper melts onto the glass doors of fireplace..ass gettin hot..I scream as I can get away cause diper is stuck to it..have to wait until my mom comes to undo the diper....THE END...I have soo much stupid shit from my young days I just need time to remember them.

Just a thought

'Hey check this out'
 
Making a dry ice bomb and putting it in a toilet in a very small bathroom with tile on the wall (helps sound reverberate quite a bit), then forgetting to put my hands over my ears when it went off, and ending up being deaf for a couple of hours.

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
^ I had a dry ice bomb blow up in my friends hand that was funny

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.

 
when me and my friend lit off a roman candle in class while the teacher was writting on the board and the thing went all over the room and the whole class stood up and ran so no one got in trouble... good times

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wow these are hilarious

a few weeks ago my boyfriend pissed in a cup during lunch at the shitty ski hill up here, and put a lid on it with a staw & then my snowboarder friend came in & we're all like 'here! want this apple juice?' and she took it & was like 'why is it warm?' and almost drank it, but then my nicer friend was all 'its piss!!!! dont do it' its was dirty. we left it there for the cleaning lady!

ride line
 
That is fucking COLD but very funny

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.

 
at a bar, we were sitting in a booth, and i was on the wall side, so i was blocked in. and towards the end of the night i had to take a piss, and one of my friends pointed out that i had an empty pint glass. i had to go so badly that i couldnt wait, so i unzipped, put the glass under the table, and let the stream run freely. once the glass was full, i slowly put it on the table, so i wouldnt spill any. but unluckily i wasnt finished, even after filling the glass to the top. i noticed that the wall was finished with a carpet type thing, so i just let her rip and aimed at the wall so it would get absorbed into the wall. not wanting to pursue anything involving walking through the dance floor with a glass full of piss, we left it on the table, and proceeded to leave the bar and go find another one that wasnt so trashy after i contaminated that one.

 
superglued my hands together once...me and my friend overheated oil in a pot and lit it on fire and melted the thingy above the stove...the other day i took a nap and when i woke up, it was 630, and kinda dark out, so i thought it was 630 in the morning and started getting ready for school...that sucked because then i was all ready and couldnt fall back asleep so i was real tired the next day

'Life is precious it's goddamn marvelous'

Lets play some crazy poker.

'Spaghettios are the ghetto of all food...they even have ghetto in the name.'
 
/\sorta did something like that. i woke up on a saturday, got dressed, ate breakfast and went out to the bus stop and waited in the cold for twenty minutes before i realized it was saturday. i also tried to swan dive into the shallow end of a pool when i was about ten. i hit my chin on the bottom and my tounge was stickin out so i almost bit my tounge off. i couldnt get to the docs right away for some reason and when i finally got there the doc had to put me in a straight jacket and recut my tounge so it would heal properly. worst experience EVER.

i would much rather be an acquired taste, than a common flavor

 
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