Stupidest thing you have said to a girl/guy

well when i was dating this one girl, i would always call her by her best friends name. It got me in trouble alot.
 
i guess this doesnt count if it was grade 8 but anyway:

girl was hitting on me and i was like "i heard you were a slut"

girl:"WHAT THE FUCK HWHOFX HENTF UCK WOJUDLT SDAYU SOMETHNIKV S ALIKE, ATHNINAT!?!?!?"

me:"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:S"
 
haha, i don't remember the situation very well -- i know it had something to do with me picking up dinner -- but i remembered telling me ex, who is quite thin, that i'd be sure to pick her up some bird seed.. or something along those lines.
 
eh, i have a fair amount of them but none of them are so much funny as just incredibly lame haha. i do have a funny one about my friend however...

me, my friends collin and eric, and this chick were all over at collins house. the chick was being really depressed about something, dont really remember what, so collin asked her to hit him in the face to relieve anger... the conversation went something like this:

collin: hey, you can hit me in the face if you want.

chick: why would i hit you, collin? youve done nothing wrong, how would that help?

collin: c'mon, dooo it.

chick: no, you'd have to make me angry, im not just gunna hit you.

collin: *pokes her in the boob pretty hard*

chick: asshole! *smacks him*

collin: ooh man, that was sooo worth it!

chick: fucker! *smacks him again*

collin: it felt soooo good!

chick: *knocks him over*

he just kept pushing it, t'was awesome.
 
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