stupidest thing ever??

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dylhole

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whats the dumbest thing you ever did on skis. i would have to say mine is either gettting towed behind a car in downtown with no snow at all, or skiing in whistlers village without snow? any of yall do some stupid shit too?

 
I hopped around in a trials mountain bike course on my skis. It was pretty cool...

Barrel 'o' monkeys...

 
we took short kids skis and took the bindings off and put on snowboard stomp bads and then walked up the hill when it was still open and tried to go farther than the person before you then we towed each other around a parking lot of ice on the same pimp skis

I am a Ski Pimp, thats all that needs to be said.
 
I had a orange hunting suit on. I took an old pair of rental skis an skied on those. I pretended I couldnt ski an went into the park. I then launched a huge 720 and everyone shut up about my looks

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Is it cheating if the girl is from another country?

Some one please help !!!
 
Looking back I would have to say a daffy or a spread eagle.

Where did you find it?

I don't know. I was too excited. We're in the Lesbian stronghold
 
the dumbest thing iv ever done was when i stomped my first 360. I put my hands to celebrate and tripped over my own skis... Thwack..into the ground

Mauii - Ontarian Jibber
 
i went skiing with my 1080s outside in an inch of snow on pavement, and did a rial. thta was dumb.

maybe
 
skiing crosscountry with my 1080s across the non snow covered road into the garadge up the elevator and along the hall and into my condo many times a season

 
For a comp I was in...I wore a pink bunny suit and humped one of the judges... yeah...definitely the dumbest thing ever...

-Tyler

Seth:'That's a weird looking rail, I'll give you a buck if you can slide it!'

Me:'Thats not a rail, thats a guys leg!'

Seth:'*pause*Okay, two dollars!'

 
Definitly gettiong pissed off that my binding would not stay in, and throwing my ski. Unfortunatly it landed in a pile of rocks, scrathed up the entire thing and shattered the binding.

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'Hello, Frank. Can I get you something? Rack of lamb, perhaps?' -Louie
 
tow ins through a neighborhood holding onto the bumper. not really tow-ins i guess, just a tow-around

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
hahaha humping a judge dressed up as a bunny!! were you drunk, b/c im assuming you were.....

ummmmmm lets see, for a skiercross at my hill, i borrowed a race suit and wore it with my twins in the race, yeah it was dumb, but funny

LD CREW REPRESENT!!!
 
not just drunk...shit faced too all known extent...I think we have it on film..if I find it I'll post, later.

-Tyler

Seth:'That's a weird looking rail, I'll give you a buck if you can slide it!'

Me:'Thats not a rail, thats a guys leg!'

Seth:'*pause*Okay, two dollars!'

 
in windells last year i was doing a 2 jump rythm section, and i did the first jump and was going to to fast for the second, it was a 20 foot table, and i was going for a flair lui kang, and had too much air and over rotated the trick and did a flair and half, and got a concusion, and cleared the landing by like 20 feet

 
being drunk and skiing down what we thought was a snow covered street into downtown aspen. made a lot of cool sparks though

'There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is.'

- Calvin

 
my huge pole plants...i bring my hand all the way as high it will go and plant....its looks awsome

--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--

--Martin Snaps Is A Fag--just kidding--or am i?
 
Once I stuck a 360, switch 270 aloop lukang, Rambow rail, hit a Jump did a huge tall grab, then did the rais the roof thing.. Triped over my one skis and fell. Ya I looked cool after that...

I failed my gr7 LA-spelling class, so I don't give a F*ck if I spelt some thing wrong.
 
Trying to show off in the beginners terrain park...hit a rail which was barely 1 foot off the ground..front tip caught the snow and I stacked it right in front of this beginner group takign a lesson.

Served me right for trying to show off...

What gravity?
 
hmmm...this was really stupid, but it was really funny; my friend was driving his 4 wheeler around and we found some big feet (the little skis) and I tried getting towed into a pond (over grass) on the big feet at about 20 mph and body skiming about 15 feet. It kinda hurt though.

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I find everything ammusing.

'Executing this trick perfectly will get you more tail than Axl Rose at the Pontiac Silverdome'

-Boyd Easley
 
snapping in backwards, its not a very good one...

'Let him go first, he is out of control when he is skiing backwards.'- Stupid Tourist
 
forgetting about the really small 'river'

(not a river, a supersmall one, but still) in front of me and

skiing into it.

what´s so funny about peace, love and understanding?
 
That reminds me of when i dropped off a small rock in the woods in keystone and fell through the snow into a small river, and it took my friend 20 minutes to get me out. It was like a crevasse.

~'dont eat me, i have a wife and kids...eat them!!' -Homer
 
yeah, trying to put yur skis on backwards is fun as hell. to bad it dont work:( its pretty funny to go down infront of a bunch of people and ski down with yur poles in your bindings... when you get in front of them, ya pop out and fall on yur face

 
Skiing on a feild full of shit. My friends and I didn't figure it out until they told me I was spraying shit on them when I was turning. So it was like waterskiing but poop sprays. ha ha great stuff.

'Pipe Is Nice'
 
When My friend told me to huck this cliff saying 'its not that high' I hit it and boy was there a lot more air then I remembered. I ran that one out head over heel for like 30 seconds all the way to the flat. OUCH

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Andrew

'...And sometimes I park, in handicapped spaces,

While handicapped people, make handicapped faces'

-I'm an Asshole by Dennis Leary
 
piledriving and beating my skis cuz they kept on popping off when i landed

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'

To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to.....all lifes problems
 
One time I was in the Alpental BC and there wasn't a whole lot of snow which left a lot of holes over streams and what not.

So I come across this big hole that was about six feet deep with a stream at the bottom of it. I am thinking to myself, 'oh that would be the worst thing ever if I fell in that.' In an effort to avoid the hole, I accidentally hooked the outside edge of my downhill ski and slid head first into the icy river. Booooo!

 
this year when i was w/like 6 or so people at okemo, i was in a bad mood and i didn't really care so evan stood behind and watched to make sure i was ok and i hit one of those huge maps at the top of the mountain head first really fast...i put my hand up to block it...my skis went straight up, i landed on my back, and i screamed i can't feel my legs. evan just laughed and everyone else was like holy shit i think he's dead, are you ok? then a shitload of people came over to see if i was still ok. i think to make it better, next time i'm gonna put ketchup in my hand and smack it against my face for when i hit the sign...fake blood makes it even better.

The only real drug problem is scoring real good drugs.
 
I was sliding on my side under those 'slow' signs. and I was getting faster every time untill my head clipped it. hahaha oh man. that was a bad headache

'They say time will make all this go away. But it's time that has taken my tomorrows and turned them into yesterdays' -Ben harper.

 
my friends taped me doing almost th same thing but i didnt speed check or anything...i went straight into and knocked the wind out of me chest was sore for a while

.........i know this one isnt skiing but before a soccer practice i had to piss but some other kids tipped me over while i was still in it....knoxville got paid alot to di it..i didnt get anything except a trip the ER a flesh wound stitches and i got covered in shit,piss, and that blue stuff

kids:hey giligan! did u eat the skipper

tommyboy:you better pray to the god you skinny little punks that this wind doesnt pick up or else ill come over there and jam an oar up your ass!!!
 
ooops i forgot to add that i had to piss in a porto pottie and they tipped me over in it while i was still in there

kids:hey giligan! did u eat the skipper

tommyboy:you better pray to the god you skinny little punks that this wind doesnt pick up or else ill come over there and jam an oar up your ass!!!
 
i was one in a gondalla with five other guys, and i gave them all head.

it was pretty stupid because i had to murder five children and decapitate them, just to give those give those five guys head..

 
hHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA YTOU SAID POT

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I find everything ammusing.

'Executing this trick perfectly will get you more tail than Axl Rose at the Pontiac Silverdome'

-Boyd Easley

'I am Gay'

-Mike Nick

 
yeah it did suck...and it happened just before the girls soccer team arrived...me laying on the ground covered in crap and smelly things you people ate a few das ago then they walk by........

kids:hey giligan! did u eat the skipper

tommyboy:you better pray to the god you skinny little punks that this wind doesnt pick up or else ill come over there and jam an oar up your ass!!!
 
BAHAHAH thats funny man, you must be scared for life after that

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'

To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to.....all lifes problems
 
yeah a week later we were in the pits for a pro grass drag race i really had to go and i was forced into one...it was on a hill and i felt like i was tipping over

kids:hey giligan! did u eat the skipper

tommyboy:you better pray to the god you skinny little punks that this wind doesnt pick up or else ill come over there and jam an oar up your ass!!!
 
my friend started an inbounds avalanche when he tried to drop a cornice...the ave took him off the cornice, down a rocky chute and out into a rock field...where he proceded to lose on of his bandit XXXX (team ski) #7 of 12 in the world...so if you find it...he'd like it back

 
ducking under a rope at steamboat catching my upperlip nose and broke my goggles. my upper lip was fuckin humungous. 4 times the usual size. blood eveywhere i felt like a huge penis

'i may be a poet but i just dont know it... BAM!!'

-Shaniqua Bootycall
 
you sure theres only 12 pairs of quad X's made? i know 2 guys with them

and he flew round the world on a never ending dinnerroll...
 
i got a new stupid thing...yesterday i nailed a tree at lake louise...i can barely walk right now, and breating hurts (but you should see the tree)

 
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