Stupidest reason your parents have gotten mad.

My mom found a lighter in my pants pocket and flipped and threatened to send me home from my cottage if she found another....
 
got caught blazing. grounded for 2 months. my parents are never chill about anything. i agree on the fact that i should be grounded. but for 2 fucking months.
 
my dad threw my head into a car for playing bad in a select basketball game (and left a huge dent).. the same went for football season
 
one time my mom got mad at me for trying to smuggle a dead sheep filled with crack onto an airplane then when they found out that my sheep had drugs in it i pulled out my gun and killed bitches and ate them. then crashed the plane into a lake in a forest...
 
Mum walked into my room while i was snorting a fat line. She was pissed i did not give her a bump
 
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This still gets me...

When I was about 12, my father taught me how to use the lawn mower and let me mow the lawn once a week for a few months before he started doing it again because I wasn't that good at it. Out of the blue, one day I got bitched out beyond belief for not mowing the lawn. I was never asked to do such a thing for months, so when I asked why he was so mad later that day, his explanation was that when he was a kid, he would just do things like that without being told to.

 
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