Stupidest questions you've been asked on the hill.

jibber.jabber

jibber.jabber

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A buddy and I got on the gondola at Snowmass in our park attire and were asked by an older couple, "You are obviously snowboarders, why are you skiing?" It took us a solid 5 minutes to come up with an answer that didn't involve the word "retarded.." These two had no idea that skiers were even allowed in the park
 
some guy said that on the lift said to me a couple days ago, " Rocker is just a gimmick" pointing down at my Billy Goats. I was like lolwut?
 
something about finding a Chad at Alta. I told him to pee in his butt and went on my way.

I'm lying, that never happened. :(
 
Long time ago, like when I was 14, I was in sun valley for a mogul contest and was doing a halfpipe contest for fun basically and some gapers on the lift asked me about it and when I said i was doing a half pipe contest they said "Oh you snowboard too??" and I was like "uh no skiers go in the half pipe too" and they were like "what NO WAY i had no idea" it was like 2005 but still...
 
"is there a left and a right ski?"

"no put the one you want in the foot you want"

*mind blown*

"well that's different..."
 
A little kid came up to me and my friends and was like " can you guys do helicopters?" And his little friend was like " no they can't helicopters fly in the sky these kids can't fly" I had know idea what to say
 
early this season on whistler this asain guy asked me how to use the ski racks. i grabbed his board and leaned it again the ski rack and said thats it
 
Where do i start,Why is your coat so long?

You ski? Freeskiiing? What's that? Do you ski with one ski?

Why are your pants so baggy?

What's wrong with your boots (full tilt with tongue out, not put on yet)?

Why do u sit on your skis instead of race tuck?

Don't the rails hurt your skis?

Why are the tips of your skis turned up?

Are you as good as Shaun White?

Don't the tow ropes destroy your gloves? *yes* Then why do you use them?

Why are your poles so short? *THE RENTAL DEPARTMENT IS OVER THERE, TELL THEM YOU WANT POLES THAT FIT

Isn't skiing backwards dangerous?

 
i cant say i know what people ask me, i have my headphones in and blasted, so they talk to me, and i just answer back about random crap and see them look at me funny
 
Some stupid blonde bitch:

"Do you guys to these jumper thingies?"

"Yeah we do."

"OMG! Thats crazy you guys are nuts. Seriously, if I hit one of those jumps i'd break my neck or something."

She actually refered to them as jumper thingies. Wtf.
 
Some filthy rich looking couple visiting lake placid got on the gondola with my friend and I at Whiteface. They weren't even there to ski, just taking the gondola up to see the veiw. I had my skis next to me in the gondola and the woman asked us completely seriously "You two are are going to go down the mountain?" *Uhm... yeah?* "Why would you do that?" *Because we're skiing*
 
A guy on the lift looked at my ski poles, which are some Line's with a rasta colorway, and asked: Are you a rasta, man? And I answered : Jah Man! Everyday is the best day of my life man!
 
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