Stupid things you remember crying about when you were young.....................

one time my older brother was on a soccer team and they made little cards with their pictures on it for everyone on the team. and i was sitting on the toilet crying because i thought he was stuck in the picture and he was never coming out.

,',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',', stickers dont stick after they've been stuck
 
when i was like 4 my dad dressed up as santa claus and all the lights in the house were off and my mom took me and my brother into her room to pretend like we were gonna call my grandparents and all of a sudden my dad bursts into the room and scares the shit out of me and my brother and we started screaming i think my brother pissed his pants and my mom just started laughing cause she didnt think that was how we would react and meanwhile my brother and i are like dying we are screaming and crying so hard hahahahaha so my dad had to turn all the lights on and convince us it was just him hahaha

 
when I was like 1 - 2, by 'big brother' fed me a worm, a fly, and a dead daddly long legs...this older brother of mine also ate a snake skin when he was 4 or 5, and he's never been more fucked up than he is now

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
 
I went to kids r us with my mom and I had to bring my toy ariplane, but a I lost it and I cried for hours. we went back into the store to the lost and found, and I cried even more because it wans't there.

I also remember my family watching king kong and I thought it was real and I started freaking out and I hid behind the couch.

I probobly cried when I cracked my head open by jumping off the top of the stairs and hitting my head on the overhang above the stairs.

I remember one time I cried because it was my sisters birthday and she got presents and i didn't. I also cried because I told someone it was my sisters birthday and they didn't care.

Imagine the ns outcry if u(lateralis) were banned. There would be countless threads and petitions to bring u back, it would be like when treadway got banned from whistler. Someone would probably make and sell 'Free Lateralis' stickers and shit. -j
 
I also cried because I told someone it was my sisters birthday and they didn't care.

that part is fuckin hilarious hahahahaha

 
Whwn Bambi was caught up in the Forest Fire I ran out of the Movie Theatre and didn't go back & when Pinochio got eaten by the White Whale same thing, Those movies were sooo scarey

 
i cried because i thought Bigfoot was real and that he would come into our backyard because we have this huge woods behind us

 
at least you have a good reason to hate them

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She said last one down was a rotten egg
my friend after running my 4 yr old sister over on a sled.
 
I remember crying over some book about a christmas tree, and when I thought my friends didn't like me

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
 
i used to cry after watching "rescue 911" cuz i thought my house was gonna catch on fire like some of the houses on the tv show.

i like skiing
 
I remember I was in 5th garde going into 6th grade and I never been in a school where you have different teaches and you switch classes. So i have never even see this school I was going to. So i was pretty scared the 1st day. When I got on the bus I was shaking so bad. I got to school and I cried the whole day because I was so overwhelmed with school. The 2nd day was the same, but this time i faked sick so I could go home. Yep, anxiety takes over some times.

red bull, it gives you wings!
 
I remember I was like 5 on the ferry to Toronto Island with my mom dad and younger sister, and my sister was drinking out of my favourite panda bear bottle and she just looked down at while my dad was holding her and threw it over the edge. I watched the bottle float away to turn into toxic crap and cried the whole trip. Stupid sister, when we got home I got her to try some "candy" tho....it was a hot pepper and then that bitch cried, although i got in shit hahah

From hunted to hunter...
 
i loved that movie, but i dont remember crying about anything. I defintely did but i cant remember.

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier

is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio?

who else but Lat^

*NS Skateboarders*
 
I was a pretty happy kid when I was little. I don't remember crying about stupid stuff like that. I remember almost crying when Optimus Prime died on Transformers (the first time). I was so upset I couldn't watch the show anymore. I don't think that's dumb though, I'd do the same today.

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
i remember now, in kindergarten we would have to go to the bathroom with a buddy and one time my friend jumped and ripped down the no smoking sign. Remember this was huge because we were so young and then we both go in trouble with the teacher and i remember being led into the principles office by the ear liek an old fashioned teacher would....ahh good times

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier

is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio?

who else but Lat^

*NS Skateboarders*
 
i remember when i was little my neighbor gave me this balloon for some reason and i was so happy and then it slipped out of my hands and floated away and i was so sad... balloons cause a lot of trauma to little kids.

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bombing for peace is like screwing for virginity.
 
One time me and my mom and a frined were in Kleins allsport getting hockey gloves (they were like 60 dollars and i was only playing street hockey) and the she said she wouldnt get them so i had the biggest tantrum ever and she said she was leaving and i refused and then she called security. And the funny think is is im 14 now and this was like when i was 12. And i got them finnally and i used them once. Hahaha

Brandon Lewis

 
haha, i love it.

i cried in the mall forever becuase i didnt get icecream. i guess a whole lot of people offered to but me it, but my mom just wouldnt bend. and then another time in British Colombia, my mom dad and sister were there with me, and we went to like a coffee shop or something, and they all got cake, and my mom got me a cookie. well, i resented the hell out of this, so i said, "mommy gots cake... daddy gots cake... molly gots cake... not I GOTS CAKE!!!" and balled my eyes out, in the coffee shop. that was the same time that i got all my clothes dirty trying to reach a canadian penny under a fence. good trip that way.

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11

please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
 
2 more.........i was in costco with my mom and spacejam was showing on the tv and i stayed and watch while my mom went off. i wasl ike 6 and so my tention span was about 5 minutes so then i started looking for her cause she said she was getting one more then then going to the desk to check out so i ran to the check out and started crying then turns out she was the next casheir over

next......

my sister and i had this one spoon called the black spoon cause it was different then all our other silver wear...it had a black handle and so every morning we would trade off who got it. and i think she ate with it 2 days in a row and i didn't get my turn so i cried

 
fell over a freakin flower at a friends house whose dad loves plants...I cried cuz I thought he would kill me

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I swaped the Alps with the Middle of Wisconson can't wait till I can go back where I belong!
 
a lot of kids at my school blazed today and just took both lunch periods to do it so they wouldnt get caught it they were late....i couldnt today because i had a calc test...damn...ski lit, its insane. especially when its snowing

 
i used to cry all the time in elementary school, because nobody liked me.

*****Capital city Ridaz***** est 2003

 
I remember crying when dspin7x told me that I made everyone hate him, and also when atlantaski told me I was going to hell for not loving jesus

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
 
i remember, I had this rocket, one of those models. I lauched it one day, and the wind took that bitch for a good ride. I remember my friend who was with me was laughing sooooo hard cause it was gone. And i cried over this little piece of cardboard, who gives a shit really.

'wow....ATLANTASKI should be dragged behind a truck at 90mp/h over rusty razorblades, stabbed multiple times with ice picks, raped up the bum-bum by rabid gorillas and then shot....'-big_white_hucker
 
the family was driving to our cottage, and my dad ran into a deer with our minivan. i was just getting over my bambi phase, so seeing that poor deer roll into the ditch and try to hobble away just broke my heart. there was no stopping the tears.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
One time, we went to McDonalds and I wanted a combo, but all my mom got me was a burger because there was pop at home but I wanted the pop from McDonalds so bad. I got so mad I ran about 2 kilometres and sat next to the highway till someone who recognised me took me home. My parents couldn't find me and were so worried.

...now that I think about it, I was real little bastard when I was a kid

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
I too was traumatized by the loss of a balloon. It is probably one of my earliest memories. It was a Mickey Mouse happy birthday balloon (I had just turned 4) and we were going to my grandparents and I wanted to take it to show it to them, so I walked outside with it and the wind blew it away. I ran down the street after it, but to no avail. it was gone, and I cried.

To love the times we have
To like what makes us sad
To live when others die
To lose and say goodbye
To last until our moment comes
 
After hearing all these balloon stories, I've decided that if I ever get kids, I'm gonna tie and balloons they get to their wrists.

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"please use the search bar, convieniently located on the top right hand side of you screen unless you dislexic which in that case it could be anywhere" winterkid33

Screw this I'm going skiing
 
I'm gonna tie any balloons they get to their wrists.

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"please use the search bar, convieniently located on the top right hand side of you screen unless you dislexic which in that case it could be anywhere" winterkid33

Screw this I'm going skiing
 
once i ripped the head off my sisters doll when i was like three, and cut its arms off too, and she cried, and then i realized what i had done, and started crying harder than her. that was the saddest day of my life.

-CCR-

"listen trebec, ive lost five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so remains as my greatest regret."

--sean connery
 
similar thing happened to me, it was easter and we were going for a hike with my best friends family, and we stopped at the side of the road to go pee or something, and my friends dog took off from out of the car and it came back from the woods with a dead white rabbit in its mouth, and then my friends older brother said that was the easter bunny, and that we wouldnt get any chocolate, and theres was about four kids of crying age there, and we all just let loose and gav'er hell. parents must of just been like "well shit."

-CCR-

"listen trebec, ive lost five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so remains as my greatest regret."

--sean connery
 
when my brother and i would fight and wrestle and he would start crying my parents would come in the room so i would start crying so it looked like we both picked on each other

i was so smart

 
the thread is doing better than i had anticipated

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
One big one I remember when me and my sister were young was, my sister and I would always compete over who got to take the lint off the dryer filter. So much my mom had to get two magnets, of different colors, to say whos turn it was to get the lint.

So, my sister being my sister, took the lint from the filter when it was my turn, just to get me mad. So i started balling, and then bite her, so hard she still has a scar on her back.

I know I have alot of other good ones. I'll think of more....

Stay Classy Newschoolers
 
I cried when I got my first haircut, when I learned to skate, and when I learned to ski.

big whoop wanna fight about it?
 
when I was like 2 I used to cry when Mr Rogers was over.

life is too short to have any regrets
 
I actually cried two weeks ago on spring break because some girls were being really mean to me.... I was super wasted tho..... and I am kind of a pussy.

 
i cried when my mom left me at preschool, and i cried once when i was being bad and my dad told me if i did act better he'd throw my toy truck out the window and i didn't act better and he through it out the window and i cried, then i buried it in the garden.

N N, dup dup, dup double u, a a, a a

 
This one time when I was 8 or 9 I went to this summer camp and I had a crush on one of the camp leaders so after the camp I went and balled my eyes out cause I thought I would never see her again.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
I remember i cried when i saw the series finale of Boy Meets World.

another time i was at my friends cabin, and we saw a dead bunny on the side of the road, and her brother and her told me that it was gonna come kill me in my sleep. The whole night i slept under my covers and i cried to my parents to let me sleep with them.

and one time my older cousin made me eat salt, but after i ate it she told me that it was poison and that i was gonna die, i cried a lot.

 
My sister and I used to fight over who got to take the lint off the drier too.

Imagine the ns outcry if u(lateralis) were banned. There would be countless threads and petitions to bring u back, it would be like when treadway got banned from whistler. Someone would probably make and sell 'Free Lateralis' stickers and shit. -j
 
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