Stupid things you remember crying about when you were young.....................

Lateralis

Lateralis

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alright so we've all cried about something that was beyond stupid so lets hear em. i remember when i was like 5 or 6 we were on our way back from wonderland and we stopped at a burger king and i had this nice big yellow balloon that i had grown to love from our departure. so we get to burger and it was mad windy that day and as both back doors were opened the wind sucked my balloon from my tiny little hands and carried it into a field. so i took off after it hoping i would catch it but mother nature seemed to be too powerful for a 6 year old but i kept running but it was still getting farther. after about 150 feet or so a wire fence stood in the way of the almighty hovering balloon not just any balloon but my big yellow balloon. the balloon hit the fence and popped like a 10 year old girls cherry and i started to fucken cry like a little fucken turd. i look back at that day and think. what the fuck was i thinking crying over a damn balloon?

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
I was at Swiss Chalet and they have those Pirate Paks. And with a Pirate Pak you get a toy. I took so long to pick a toy (im talking about 2 minutes here). But yeah I took so long that my dad said its time to go and you dont get a toy. I was so upset, I was beyond crying. I mean I didnt speak on the way home, and when I got into bed I started crying and didn't say a word, and I used to say "IN BED" when I was in bed so that my mom or dad could tuck me in. But I didn't yell "IN BED". I just cried.

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Trying is the first step towards failure
 
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i dont really remember crying. even now i dont cry. but i kno i cried when i was little.. but i dont remmeber

 
i heard about molasses for the first time and was told it was just like syrup but richer. so i told my mom to buy some but she didnt and I cryed for so fucking long. That was some gay shit.

I ski at the crappiest hill ever...

 
haha, 10 year old girls cherry arent supposed to be popped. thats just wrong

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i remember watching the iron giant and when the robot guy blew up at the end, that made me sad :(

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o shit now i remember. once... i signed up for football ( a guys team) and they refused to put me on the team cuz i was a girl. i was extremely upset and cried for a while.

 
i remember i cried because my parents wouldent let me watch power rangers...or cuz i had to go to bed at 730....u no those stupid things

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^^^^dude that movie came out like three years ago, how old are you?

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i cried and told my parents id jump out of our "tree" if she didnt drive me to toys r us, so i could get a goosbumps book. she didnt because it was like 11 at night, and the store closed at 8. i cried and cried and cried.

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one time my au pair wouldnt take me to FAO shwartz and i was like f that, put super glue in her hair and locked my self in the bedroom and threatedned to jump out the window....she was also a chain smoking austrian bitch that brought home disgusting redneck boyfriends

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I was playing in the car in my driveway when I was like 6 or 7 and I accidentally pulled the emergency brake and the car started moving backwards and I went onto a road. My mom yelled at me for a long time, and I think I cried for like 4 hours straight, and this is like NON stop.

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i remember crying when the christmas tree fell on me. there was also the time i fell down the patio steps into a thornbush.

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when i was like 3 i saw 300 of world's kindest people slaugther with a pitchfork, then the killers said it was my fault they had to die. i can't believe i cried. i was such a pussy.

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I remember one time I cried when I stepped directly on a nail. And then another time when I was biking has hard I could and then the pedal fell off and I spilt everywhere. Oh when a bee stung me and I had a welt on my neck the size of a golf ball. Man I was such a wuss.

I still very everynight over you though Stef. I think that's pretty normal though.

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ho shit how could i forget. i remember crying when all the bigger kids used to burn the ants with magnifying glasses. but i didn't cry because they were being mean to the ants... i cried because i couldn't get them to burn.

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once i stepped on a bee and starting crying because i learned in school that once a bumblebee stings you they die.... i got through it though, i was a tough kid

 
once i went to mcdonalds and i wanted a jackolantern trick or treat container for my happy meal. they had none so i cried, they ended up opening the display case and giving me that one. that was a year ago........actually i was probably 5ish.

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
i was at target with my mom and pop. i REAAAAALY fucking wanted another ninja turtle figure, if i remember correctly it was a speacil edition donatello. anywho, i didnt get it, so i howled and cryed like a yung bitch. i didnt just cry at target, no. we went to payless shoes afterword and i threw a hardcore tantrum throughout there, too. it was hardcore, i remember jumping off one of those shoe changing seats like a fucking god.

 
man i dont want kids cuz of shit like this

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
o yea, and i pulled off a good fake cry once as well. there was a meeting with the kindergarden teracher and the parents to talk about the next year when we'd g ointo kindergarden. i was outside during this time playing with this other kid. for some reason we were throwing rocks at each other. i was dodging like mad. i had some skills. then i threw one right at the other kids' forehead. he started crying and screaming, so then the parents came out. i then started to cry as well. the parents asked"what happened". i said "we bumped heads". the other kid couldnt prove me wrong at the time because he was screaming and being a pussy. then a couple minutes later we went inside and i held the door open and when the other kid went by he was all teary eyed and i smiled. we went home later. later i guess the mother called my parents to tell them what happened and i got screwed. i dont think i got punished though.

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
damb, for once i thought it was going to be the first appropriote, censored post by laterrails...but then:"the balloon hit the fence and popped like a 10 year old girls cherry and i started to fucken cry like a little fucken turd"

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They say life is like ice cream, uve got to enjoy it before it melts. Thats why i go skiing, to keep my icecream cold.

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i remeber when i was 4 and i lost my super mario hat in the myrtle beach airport. i cried the entire vacation. my paretns scrambled to find me a nother but they couldnt. i hate them to this day.

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...and thats how we do it in
Bethel, Maine bitch.

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one my i knew my gramma was gunna call back when i was like 5 and i wanted to answer but my little sister beat me to it and i cried cause i didn't getta answer it.

another one i didn't cry but i was like 4-6 and my uncle flew planes and whenever i lost a balloon (being a little kid, balloons were the shit) i would call my uncle to go get it. so he would come by like 10 minutes later with a balloon

 
king kong.... why did they have to kill him?

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ok i just rememberd this one.......this may sound like im a pussy but.......when i was 4 i liked the movie the secret garden and when the mom leaves the girl out in the field and she never sees the mom again i cried like a little girl

 
i remember when the movie elf came out on dvd last christmass, and i was soooo happy when santa gave it to me. but then when i saw it and relized that the guy in it wasnt a real elf, i cried.

 
when i was 7, my step dad told me i lost my virginity and i was so mad that i couldn't find it. He then told me he had it and i cried because he wouldn't share...

but then there was this one time at seven springs in penna. when i was going down some black diamond with moguls on it and i was 7. i couldn't do them without falling- i would always get in the back seat and not be able to stop. so i stopped on the middle of the slope when i couldn't get my skis on and started to cry. it was an angry cry, becuase i threw my skis at my biological dad and told him i wanted those sweet big feet that were pretty cool.

 
My mom just recently told me that i used to suck at throwing temper tantrums. I tried it once but my parents just laughed at me cause i sucked, so from then on i would just hold my breath and if i didnt get what i wanted i would pass out. I was a persistant little fucker.

 
HAHAHAH, Oh Lord. BigFeet, Fuck, those things were hilarious, I remember I wanted to rent them from my hill, but instead my dad bought me snowblades for Christmas.

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Trying is the first step towards failure
 
One time in ninth grade I got super wasted and puked in my friends car. So they just dropped me off at teh beach and I thought my friends were going to leave me in 5 degree weather, all drunk and i couldn't find my way anywhere. So I cried like a little puss and my friend actually punched me in the head because of it. I still resent taht punch though, which is why I think I punched the same friend four years later on spring break.

 
haha 5 degrees.. wheres this cali?

My sister wouldnt let me use the shower.. so i packed up all my shit and said i had enough and started to run away from home in the middle of winter. I cried alot walking away from my home.. turns out my dad was on his way home from work and saw me walking down a road a couple mk's away. I think i was like in grade 4 or something.

thats pathetic.

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loud noises always made me cry. also one time i spilled this whole carton of juice and i remember thinking "that could have made so many people not thirsty, and i just wasted" i cried for so long

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i cried on the first day of 2nd grade because my mom gave me my brothers backpack and she gave him mine by accident, so we each had each others stuff so i started balling my eyes out and my teacher had to call my brothers teacher and he came to my classroom so we could switch them

 
one time, my brother kicked me in the chest so hard my nose bled... I'm pretty sure I cried for a while

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I used to have this tree on my lawn that I used to climb when I was like 5, and it was about 10 feet tall, and I used to think it was huge. Anyways it died, and my dad went to cut it down. I protested for so long, then he cut it down and I cried for like 2 hours. When I look back on it I'm like, it was just a fuckin tree. I live in maine. 90% of it is trees. I have a good 3000 trees on my property, but that one was "special"

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when i played little kids basketball league i remember this one kid took my t shirt that had my number on it and i had to get a shirt with a number i didnt want so i started crying and i cried the whole game even when i was playing

 
i remember crying one time cuz my cousin was going into grade 1 before me and i realize now that i was a stupid idiot for crying over that because hes a year older than me ahhaha fuck we didnt think as kids

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
When I was 18 my parents told me Santa Claus didn't exist, I am still recovering from that horrible day. I'm gonna cry some more WHAAAA!

 
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