stupid things that bush says

while i beleve it is good to focus on every negitive aspect of our shitty president, his actual policies are what gets me, not his speech

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my mom doesn't know the difference from a computer and a toaster so I thought we would get her a computer that is a little more like a toaster!

we got her a macintosh
 
ok i found it:

The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'

I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future

The future will be better tomorrow

We're going to have the best educated American people in the world

We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls

For NASA, space is still a high priority

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system

Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it

There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it

I view our nuclear arsenal as a deterrent, as a way to say to people that would harm America, don't do it. That's a deterrent. That there's a consequence. And the president must have all options available to make that deterrent have meaning

Zimbabwe. We do not recognize the outcome of the election because we think it's flawed. And we are dealing with and we are dealing with our friends to figure out how to deal with this flawed election

See, we love - we love freedom. That's what they didn't understand. They hate things; we love things. They act out of hatred; we don't seek revenge, we seek justice out of love

I'm a patient man. And when I say I'm a patient man, I mean I'm a patient man

There's no bigger task than protecting the homeland of our country

The federal government and the state government must not fear programs who change lives, but must welcome those faith-based programs for the embetterment of mankind

I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified

A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it

We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end

and the list goes on and on and on and on

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Tu as de beaux yeux, tu sais

 
'For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.'

'There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.'

'I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.'

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
that is a good list!

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my mom doesn't know the difference from a computer and a toaster so I thought we would get her a computer that is a little more like a toaster!

we got her a macintosh
 
oh god heres one

'The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.'

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
'fuzzy math'

hahahahah he said that during his campaign, and i dont know why but it just sounds so funny. 'fuzzy math'

teem bousquet
 
thats nice, but anyone could make a list of retarded things that anyone has said, hell, i could make a 10 paper on how idiotic i have sounded at some times in my life...but i wont do that.

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JOEI

GIRLS OF NS represent
 
''god bless america''

that one pisses me the fuck off every time i hear it.

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
'America is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream'

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth

You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth

everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI

dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

[ NWFT | ESE TAKEOVER ]
 
that list got weak towards the end, but there were a lot of good ones in it

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 2 BITCH
 
Some of these are already used but some arent, this was taken from www.punkvoter.com:

Real Quotes From A Real Moron

'Arbolist...Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, someone who knows about trees.'

Crawford, TX 8/21/01

'It's your money, you paid for it.'

La Crosse, WI 10/18/00

'The Bob Jones policy on interracial dating, I mean I spoke out on interracial dating. I spoke out against that. I spoke out against interracial dating. I support the policy of interracial dating.'

CBS News 2/25/00

'I don't read what's handed to me.'

New York, NY 3/15/00

'More and more of our imports come from overseas.'

Beaverton, OR 9/29/00

'I understand small business growth. I was one.'

New York, NY 2/19/00

'Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.'

Austin, Texas 12/20/00

'If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it.'

St. Louis, MO 10/18/00

'This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation...You gotta preserve.'

Nashua, NH 1/28/00

'Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?'

Florence, SC 1/11/00

'They Misunderestimated me.'

Bentonville, AR 11/6/00

'I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.'

Reynoldsburg, OH 10/4/00

'Our priorities is our faith.'

Greensboro, NC 10/10/00

'If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator.'

Washington, DC 12/18/00

'There's nothing more deep than recognizing Israel's right to exist. That's the most deep thought of all...I can't think of anything more deep than that.'

Washington, DC, 3/13/02

'And so, in my State of the my State of the Union or state-my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation-I asked Americans to give 4,000 years-4,000 hours over the next-the rest of your life-of service to America. That's what I asked for-4,000 hours.'

Bridgeport, CT, 4/9/02

'This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.'

New York, NY 4/23/02

'For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times (Dude, it's been like 60 years).'

Tokyo 2/18/02

'I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believeÑI believe what I believe is right.'

 
the feature is that you could make an equally long list of things that john kerry has said, and he has only been in the public eye for a few months...

-you think you can take us on... you and your cronies-
 
Oh good, no one''s mentioned my favourite:

''I believe human beings and fish can coexist peacefully.''

I dunno about that one, Dubya. I'm not sure I can forgive those scaly buggers for all they've done... I say we nuke the south seas.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
^republican?

i have a 'Bushisms' daily calendar with bush quotes for each day. i gotta dig it out, it still packed from when i moved home for the summer.

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth

You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth

everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI

dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

[ NWFT | ESE TAKEOVER ]
 
did eny one ever se the vid of bush droppign a dog.. soo funny

theres a girl and she starts crying...

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hey estaked wheres your fucken msp segment. go get better or shut the fuck up. rockymountainmilita
 
'Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.' -George W. Bush, declining to take reporters' questions during a photo op with Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien, April 21, 2001

 
how about some stupid things kerry has said... like on his MTV interview among other things

First one on the lift, last one off.

 
nobody has found the pic of him looking on at a book with a preschooler and he has the book upside down. i can't find it.

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
 
Heh, they're not that hard to find off search engine actually. Here it is-
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^What the hell are you talking about?!? You have to be a RICH idiot.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
when he says nucular - damn, you are in charge of the country with one of the largest, if not the largest, nuclear arsenals. Get it right. NUCLEAR

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
Yeah, but a lot of southerners are like that. I know a Texan who still thinks that 'Cuber' is hiding 'Nuke-you-ler' weapons down there.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
Um, everything he's ever said. Guy is a such a shit magnet.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
something about 'children is learning'

and that thing about mexican just prooves what a resist hick bastard he really is

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my mom doesn't know the difference from a computer and a toaster so I thought we would get her a computer that is a little more like a toaster!

we got her a macintosh
 
'At the beginning of my presidency, I made goals for the educating of american children, and I have met those goals.'

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
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the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
 
im sure hes said 'im a cocksucking worthless sack fo shit' before

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
 
all the democrats are bashing bush but the republicans did the same thing to clinton and when the next president is elected by the electoral college like how it is always done the opposing parties will bash him. so many more of these thought provoking threads will sure to be here in the future. yeah!

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My name is Sue. How do you do? Now you gunna die!
 
has the guy ever said anything concrete in his life?? I know all politicians do it, but Bush is by far the worst. I mean you could say 'Hey George how are you today?' and he'd say 'Well that is tough to say, but I will stay the course.' Or 'Hey George, how do you like your eggs?' and he'd say 'Well that is tough to say, but I will stay the course.' And its like what the fuck? The only thing decisive he ever did was invade Iraq and we all know what a shit-show that is. He makes Americans look dumber than they already are.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
he said 'i have two words to say about the war over terrorism, we will win.'

WHY DIDNT YOU TRANFUR THE BAK FLIP?
 
Think about it, he leads your country. How is that possible?

I think that money have too much influence in U.S politics.

 
yeah, pinkvoter.com....great place for coverage with no slant. sure, he isnt extremely literate, but there are other things he has done that kind of overshadow it

 
I just bought the 'Rock Against Bush' cd/dvd last week... it's awesome

this is a quote ABOUT bush, not something he said... it was when he went and visited the queen of England and like people got upset someone said 'calling you bush insults the plant world' I use that in political discussions with my friends... they get mad...

he also said 'strategery'

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die
 
bush called the greeks grecians once lol and called the pakistanis pakis

handicaped skiing

is so hot right

now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES
 
dont they have a special name for people that examine the faults of others and dwell on them for ever? get a life guys, everyones got their share of bad moments and dumb things they said, its just since that so much of his life is followed by media everything is magnified. Im sure if someone followed you around all day you'd all say some pretty stupid things.

 
' I will not let rouge nations hold this nation hostile, or hold it's allies hostile.'

V-TOWN Bitches!
 
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