Stupid Things People Say Thread

Uhh, I got a buddy who is a normal person, but he used to take these pills to supress his epilepsey, and they made him pretty out of it. Well, he's been off them for a few years, but the attention that he got from taking those pills, was in kind of a way that people thought he was a funny as hell perma fry but really it was just the pills kind of made him sensless.

But so anyway, he still acts like he's weening off the pills, but it's such a big put on. So one day my friend asks my other buddy "Yo, where do you think Anders is?" My buddy replies by saying, " Ahhh I betchya ten to one that he's blazing right now".

So then stefan (friend who puts on the stoner act) says. "How do you know he went to blaze at 10:01??". One hundred percent serious.

Also he has the worst memory. Plus I swear all that kid thinks about is BMXing, bad music, getting dreads, and detesting beats and all other hip hop.

ahh well, he's a friend.
 
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