Stupid Things People Say Thread

will987654321

will987654321

Active member
Ok, so there's this one pretty stupid kid, and one day some other kids said to him, "I'll give you a million dollars if you can name the capital of North Dakota."

Kid: "That's a trick question, there is no North Dakota"

This same kid also asked me how to spell "world" and whether Japan was in WWII or not. I'm completely serious.

Post some unbelievable stupidity that you've encountered.
 
this girl i know has done a list of things in stupidity. sadly, i cant remember the REALLY funny ones, which dissapoints me, but:

i was talking about jimi hendrix playing at woodstock. what is woodstock? isnt that the bird from charlie brown? how can he play a show at the bird?
 
Ok, so there's this one pretty stupid kid, and one day some other kids said to him, "I'll give you a million dollars if you can name the capital of North Dakota."

Kid: "That's a trick question, there is no North Dakota"

This same kid also asked me how to spell "world" and whether Japan was in WWII or not. I'm completely serious.

Post some unbelievable stupidity that you've encountered.
 
so i live in rish upscale town in ct, and me and my friend are basically the only serious skiers, so we're o the bus, talking about jumping over a school bus the long way, and the logistics of it, and the girl behind me tells me she has so sweet basketball shoes that will help me clear it!! (she though i was just gonna run and jump it) she was blonde too
 
ok so this is one of my best friends and a couple of weeks ago he went to texas and just came back a week ago and our school is putting on a play. "The Whos rock opera Tommy" so they play pinball wizzard over the Pa in the AM and the first day back he puts all of his stuff in his locker nd then pauses for a sec and turnes to me and askes me if i can hear the music to( pinball wizzard coming over the Pa).

u kinda had to be there
 
I got yelled at in Spanish in 8th grade for not knowing if Christmas was on the 25th or the 26th. never quite registered
 
"10 out of 20... what precent is that?"

"You mean like what precent of the whole corse is this quiz worth?"

"umm... no. What precent is 10/20?"

"Are... are you serious?"

"Yeah"

But i give them some credit cause it was late at night after hours of studying. But still...
 
"i dont understand, if mammals make babies like we do, then how do insects have babies?" - girl in a couple years ago
 
well i say alot of stupic shit cuz i don't really think before i say stuff alot of times, but here are some of mine:

"dogs don't have foreskin"

"your 40 years old? congratulations, the next ten years are the lowest point of your life."

"mom, i know that you are on ur period so don't even try to deny it."

i have more but those ones are just off the top of my head
 
i was in english one time and we were discussing chaucer and my teacher asked this girl what the role of a rooster is on a farm and she said "to lay the eggs"

mind you...this was an honors english 12th grade english class

like two weeks later, the same girl looks at my teacher's kerry/edwards campaign poster (it was like a month before the election) and goes "who is kerry edwards?" as though it was one person
 
Haha, on a ski trip one time, three buddies and i were in a hotel room, (two to a bed because we aren't rich) and we're talking and joking around about girls and shit, and my friend in the bed with me says, "Wait, is there like a passageway between a girl's asshole and vagina?" I laughed so hard for so long that i threw up.
 
"EWWW, I'm covered in bunny feathers"

"Apples grow out of the ground right?"

"No, your stupid. There's no R in 'graded'"

and my special favorite:

teacher: "Name a vegetable"

blonde: " Okay.....Salad."

All from the same girl
 
"when i grow up i want to be a rocket ship" no joke this is brob one of the most retarded girls in my grade. but its not too hard to find that seeing as im in 8th grade
 
i think this could take the cake in english we were discussing getting an abortion becasue ur babyt is diseaseda dn this stupid girl yells out "wat is wrong wiht all you people!? being pregnant is not a disease! and that same day she said racism is a world issue because black people r everywhere
 
in a class a few years ago, some chick asked the teacher if Maine was part of New Hampshire.
 
The runaway dumbest question ive ever witnessed was in Bio class. The teacher just finished explaining how cancer is not contagious. This kid Robin (a dude) asks " Hold on, if my mom has ovarian cancer, can i get it from her by sharing a glass or something?". Not only did the teacher just say cancer isnt contractible from another person, but also how the hell would a boy get OVARIAN cancer. If his mom had it, (which i no is sad but i still can't feel sorry for him), wouldn't he at least know A LITTLE BIT about the fucking disease.
 
This girl i know here, who is pretty cool and is a nice girl, but she is fucking stupid, she asked me if 13 was odd or even. I was just like WOW. She also got mad at me cause i said poland was a big cause of WWII and she was very conviced Poland wasnt in europe, wow shes dumb.
 
Keep in mind that this happened in a UNIVERSITY class.

in geology, we watched a movie about volcanoes. after, the prof asked if anyone had questions. this girl puts up her hand and says, "so, do volcanoes still exist?"

the whole class (500 people) went silent.

another time, the prof was saying that some mineral was often used for nail files. this girl starts yelling that no it's not, and she would know, cause she files her nails all the time. again, the class went silent.

in mind sciences, we were talking about neurons. the prof said that there are firing neurons and non-firing neurons. an example result of a firing one is a muscle contracting. some girl (why is it always girls???) asks for an example of a non-firing neuron. the prof is like well... nothing happens. and the girl is like no but what is an example??? they got into about a 10 minute argument about that.

thats all i can remember for now. people are dumb though.
 
ok, so in 10th grade english we were talking about like significance of colors in stuff. and this one kid is like "o so is the Red Cross' logo red and white because when u mix them it makes like pink?"

im not even joking, he immediately got laughed at by everyone and the teacher, but it was still amazing....cuz he was serious
 
there was a thread that sayed this awhile ago,

so in chem we were talking about how some body fluids have sugar in them, and the teacher sayed that sperm had sugar in it. So this girl says, "if sperm has sugar in it why isnt it sweet?" The whole class is silent then every one bursts out laughing, it takes 10 second for the girl to figure it out. The teacher then says " your spose to taste it with the tip of your toung, not the back of your throut".
 
hahahahaq you fuckers, ime looking up your addresses right now, so i can personally come to your housese and beat you all the fuck down

PS IM JACKED!
 
this ones always funny:

someone gets caught in the act of doing something obviously wrong, and when someone else says something to them while there doing it they go, "whhaaatt?!" or " it was an accident"

haha
 
this new girl came to my school last year and i said "where you from?"

"south dakota"

and my brother says to me "good, i like the southern girls"
 
i was watching a show called "Shop till' you drop" yesterday and the announcer was naming a product that or something and he randomly says "well most people cannot fly a jet, but they can probably own this" (shows a picture of a $200 piece of shit no motor push mower) WTF was he thinking.
 
My friend: "what's reefer?"

Me: "dude, do you know what weed is?"

My friend: "yeah i know what weed is, but what the hell is reefer?"
 
this is a conversation i witnessed between a high school senior and the D1 girls tennis coach at west point.

girl: "when i come here next year, im going to be on the tennis team. except the only thing is, ive never played tennis before so im going to be kind of a beginner."

Coach: "well, you know we are division 1 and we do heavy recruiting. almost all the girls who play on our team were nationally ranked in high school and even our walk ons were top 10 in the state in high school. we do have club tennis though."

girl:"so what you're saying is i should probably start playing now"

Coach:"ummm...... you would have to play quite a bit."

girl:"ok, ill see you next year"
 
me to a girl in my class: "I heard a hilarious story from Paige about your first time getting high"

A kid sitting next to me: Duhhhh do you even know what high is?

Me: yes you idiot, she got high after she she smoked weed for her 1st time.

Kid: Getting high has nothing to do with drugs.

Me and the entire table were at in science: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Kid: Its when you drink to much alchahol

Me and the rest of the table:

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: Alex who told you this?

Kid: My mom

His mom is the biggest coke head ever.
 
a girl in my spanish class asked if canada was part of the US, and she got destroyed, then she asked is alaska was the capital of canada, and got destroyed once again.

she also wanted to know if people in spain spell the letter "Y" differently
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top