stupid ski shops

ECfreeski3

ECfreeski3

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tm's do not need wide brakes, correct?

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
thanks, thats what i thought. the retards at the shop charged me 10 bucks to put wide brakes on. they stick out like 5 inches off the side of my tm's

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
jesus god no, you would never need a wide brake on TM's. were they trying to sell the wide brakes to you? that would look ridiculous

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they are a 78 waist you dont need it

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u pimp smack the shop owner and shuv his wide breaks up his ass

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thats exactly what im gonna do

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
plus he mounted my skis farther forward than i said. and it was relaly expensive. im going to flip out on him

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
^ you beat me to it

i have wide breaks. The line wide breaks don't look much fatter than their normal ones

its kinda wierd

haha

311 is the Fuckin Shit Mutha Fucka
 
86 mm and up? holy hell. that shop guy is retarded

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
ahhaha, what a fuckin retard. i feel bad for you.

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...he wasnt trying to screw you at all...HAHA wide brakes on tm's? they arent wide at ALL. wow what a moron. ski shop guys are dicks sometimes.

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ya the shop is fucking worthless. im calling him today to bitch him out.

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
i wanna know how it goes.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

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hah what a fuck.

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ya ill share after i call him.

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
where is this shop at?

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haha...hyannis, massachusetts

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
no wonder they fucked your skis. you went to a ski shop in fucking hayannis. you know no one really knows how to ski on the cape.

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ya i know. but theyre no tiny shpo with no business...its part of a huge clothes chain

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
so what happened?

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no answer yesterday afternoon. now im in school and have to wait til this afternoon to call.

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
jibij charges 15 for mounting, go there. If you live far away try different shops until they price match, one of them will be chill.

Defenitely make them give you new tm's new brakes no alternatives. When he hands them to you turn around and walk out take them to the chill shop and let the dick know he made a big mistake and word of mouth is in effect.

 
hahaha land switch once and your breaking thoes breaks if not the whole binding, fuck shops.

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i think wide breaks r the new thing....like u coulld buy extra wide ones and pimp em out and buy rotating rims for em....and buy chrome ones and shine them every day

 
so i called yesterday and talked to a guy who did not do the actual work, because the guy who did my work conveniantly had surgery yesterday. so i am unable to talk to the guy who did this shit because he's just getting out of surgery and im not a dick. so i talk to some other guy and tell him they fucked up and its bullshit. they mounted the bindings +3 instead of +2, which not only is not my preference but also makes a second set of holes. the reason for this was obviously unclear and he scribbled some retarded reason down on the sheet. they also put wide brakes on for an extra charge-also bullshit. thirdly the wax job was terrible, and i paid for a full tune so that was gay too. so the guy sees that im not gonna back down and tells me to bring them back to the shop, i say no, im not wasting more time and money on this shit, and so he tells me to bring them down into my town to their sister shop which doesnt have a ski dpt, so an employee will drive them up for him to look at. so last night i do that and today they get the skis, and call me, and its a third guy, so i explain the problems again and tell him he's def gonna need to fix this shit, and show him he's not gonna be able to BS me like most of the ignorant customers. so he's like ok we'll fix it all, and give you a call. and when they call back i'm obviiously gonna make sure everything's in perfect shape and not let them fudge anything, andi'm definitely gonna tell them i need a refund. so i'll tell you how that goes tomorrow.

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
so if they remount doesnt that take away warranty?

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**NWFT**

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Haha owned

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didnt even think of that, what would it void the warranty of?

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
doesnt matter if they were 1 dollar, theres no need for them at all

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
ive always been told remounting skis voids warranty.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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if thats true...heads will roll

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
i DONT pay for mounting.....u gotta become friends with the techs.

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i DONT pay for mounting.....u gotta become friends with the techs.

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that sucks, i know how bad Ma is for ski shops, i was promised by a skimarket guy that the poles he sold me would be strong, and if they did bend they had some memory in them and would bend back. they broke the 3rd day i skiied them, needless to say next chance i get im going over and bitching the hell out of them. My only regret is that they weren't carbon, because if they were, they would have shattered and i could shove all the sharp slivers so far up the reps ass that he would have shat blood for a year

 
well the main guy called me today...i explained the problems... and he's going to mount them where i wanted them with heli coils if need be, put reg brakes on, give them a deluxe tune, and only charge me like 30 bucks total. so the moral of the story is, they def satisfied me and the squeaky wheel gets the grease

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
man, i should rip off your bank account, fuck your sister, and kick the dog, then give you a free blunt force dvd and you'd be happy, hahaha

-joe

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well i guess i'm a nice guy. and i ended up paying less than i would have normally, and my skis dont have any problems, so im happy. alls well that ends well

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
you shouldn't have remounted them. an extra cm forward makes no difference at all, except that now you have 16 holes in each ski instead of 8, and they're right next to each other. but as far as the brakes, nice work bitching him out.

my level of radness... it just can't... be quantified.
 
yeah dude if its only a centimeter its not a big enough difference to remount everything and put that many holes in your ski.

 
thats the point! they were mounted +2 before, and i wanted them new bindings mounted there too. so mounting at +3 was what making the extra holes. moving them back to the original holes was no worse.

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
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