Stupid roommates suck

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Se7en

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Yeah, so my roommate is on the phone with his gf whos only like an hour away constantly, shes a nut job and is always crying...and they both have web cams...I cant tell you the number of times I've walked in on him 1/2 way to orgasm watching his ugly ass gf on the computer...

share your gay roomy stories and make me feel better!

Just Like The Cool Kids...

I Get Head
 
eww, i don't have aroom mate, but i can pretend, i ahte my room mate, he doesn't give me beer and drinks his own piss, and doesn't bathe

Seize the carp
 
Hahaha... I don't have a roommate story, but I'm pissed the fuck off at my dad. He took my truck and camera on a moose hunting trip and didn't even take me with him! I wanted to go so bad! GRRRRRR. He went with Dave, Julien, and Tim (three of his coworkers who are way awesome). The worst part of it is that I'm stuck driving his stupid piece of shit 1991 Subaru Legacy station wagon with the license plate P001 (it looks like 'Poo 1') until he comes back Wednesday night. That fuck ass. I'm seriously pissed. Man, everything's pissing me off today. Well, except for my hair. I love it brown!!!!!

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
'(it looks like 'Poo 1')'

That is the single funniest thing I've ever read in my entire life, My roomy is wondering why im laughing so hard

Just Like The Cool Kids...

I Get Head
 
my brother annoys me, does that count?

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***Official Newschoolers Drunk***

God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley
 
Ahhhhh! Shut up! I've gotten SO much shit about that at school. Everyone knows I drive a truck, so people come up to me and they're like 'so, how's the Poo Sube runnin'?' and I'm just like FUCK OFF! I'm hungry... I need cake.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
SUBBBY'S ARE SICK! I always drive the 02 Legacy. It's P-I-M-P.

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
hahaha thats histerical man.

Message to: soxripper

Message from: EastCoastPride

Date Sent: 2003-09-05 03:16:35

i got like 100 messages asking if i was really dead or in jail

SRMC
 
Must stop laughing...or else...

*soils self* *Dies*

Just Like The Cool Kids....

I Get Head

'The worst part of it is that I'm stuck driving his stupid piece of shit 1991 Subaru Legacy station wagon with the license plate P001 (it looks like 'Poo 1')' -ElasmoSkiChick

 
Maybe yours is, but my dad's isn't... it's a rust bucket POS, and even worse, it's that ugly dark red beat up run down color. The ONLY good thing about it is that it goes faster than my truck. Oh, and it gets better gas miles and the tank is smaller. I'm used to paying $40 to $45 to fill up my truck (25-gallon tank), but when I went to fill up the Sube, I gave them $25 and it was too full... weird.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
that sucks, but it's only a license plate and a car. i hope you don't really take what people say about those things to heart.

-chris
 
Hahaha no. I don't really give a shit, but I'm used to driving a truck and being up high. I HATE cars. It makes me feel like a little bitch, and my truck is my baby. Hell, I mean I'm glad I at least have a vehicle to drive to school, you know? There are some SWEET ASS trucks at my school. Stupid bitches whose parents buy them stuff... That's what I get for going to a rich bitch school. I like trucks and vehicles more when people work their asses of to get them like Shay did for her Ranger.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
I've driven some of the shittiest cars ever.. it helps you appreciate things more, like when you get a nicer car.

as long as it runs and gets you where you want to go.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
my first car was a 1987 Subaru Gl with 250000 miles on it it has been in two accidents and the roof was caved in. I loved that car it was a tank I crashed through the woods running shit over drunk as piss so many times four wheel drive cars are the ultimate in fun. I have a truck now and its not nearly as fun as my car cuz I didnt care about it I just ran everything over. ahhhh those were the days anywya subarus kick ass i dont care what anyone says

The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
 
my old roomate would stay asleep while his alarm clock woke up the whole house, so I antiqued his ass and it never happened again.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

 
I used to have a roommate from Korea. Korean food, in my opinion, smells kinda' bad. So she cooks all the time, constantly burning her food so our whole apartment reeks of burnt Korean food. She would also leave bowls of small, dead, fried, whole, fish on the kitchen table. She never put her leftovers away, and things like that. She also had some crazy issues with her boyfriend and would sob and cry and wail in her room, which I could easily hear, then he'd come over and they'd have sex like little bunnies and I'd get to hear that too. Blech! No more living with people I don't know.

Drive Right, Pass Left!
 
Se7vin you sound like you'v never been in a serious relationship.

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