That would be soooo sick, it could go like " 100% off on everything in walmart, yeah you heard me, 100% off, thats FREE mothfuckers, grab all the shit you can cause this chance will never come up again, over and out" and then you see a group of security guards runing at you, the floor you and you scream bang me like a hammer while they proceed pee in your butt, you start to shout " I want my free robe and wizards hat" they tie you to a pole and call 911 while you scream " Newschoolers.com rules". The police turn up and arrest you. End of story.