Stupid Lawsuits

*Neil

*Neil

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I got an e-mail that said all these stupid lawsuits ppl in the u.s have won...

the first one this guy was driveing a Motor Home and had to go to the washroom. The dumb shit set his moter home on crooz control got out of his seet and went to the back of his moter home to go use the washroom.. welll as u can expect it crashed so he suid the company that sold him the moter home and got 1.7million dollers and a new moter home...

This other guy was robbing his neghbors house when they where on vaction and locked his self in the garrage.. we was stuck there for 6 days with not much to eat but soft drinks and coke so he suewd the owners of the house for some bullshit and won a shit load of cash

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haha they have a bunch of those on ebaumsworld

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theres a whole bunch of them

i think their called the stella awards?

named after some lady something stella that burnt herself with mcdonalds coffee and won millions from them

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has anyone heard of the Darwin awards? those are the best

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^ yea the darwin awards are halarious... that one guy who electricuted him self while try to masturbate with two palm sanders. hahahhaha what a retard

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yea, like the guy that went to remove a beehive, and put a plastic bag over his head to keep the bees out. It kept the bees out, and air too.....

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or the guy that had to shove a pill up the constepated elephants ass but the elephant got mad and kicked him so he feel over hit his head on a rock and went unconscious. then the elephant crapped all over him and he suffocated. its just an email i got and the internet kinda unbelievable.

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lawsuits are fuckin retarded. there should be a law change to limit lawsuits for practical and serious stuff. none of this im sueing mcdonalds for making me fat shit.

 
I broke into somones house to steal the TV and as i was carrying it down the stairs one of them broke throught and i sued for negligence and won. i love america.

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fuck shit ass cunt
 
i dont understand how these are won in court. if theres a jury, they must all be retards. seriously.

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the fat lady who broke the toilet at wendys won ltos of money

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Darwin Awards are cool... i like the guy who tried to get drunk on gas and puked in his fire place blowing him and his sister up...

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!

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^^ha ha ha retarded. holy shit why would you even puke in the fire place in the first place.

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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it

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When I was in the states, I saw this one case in the paper where a guy broke into a house, but they had a rottweiler, and the guy just got mauled. He sued them for not having a "warning: dog" sign, and won. That's America's justice system for you. The one about the guy putting the cruise on in the motorhome and going to make some coffee, however, I believe is not real. But if I were a judge in the states and one of these cases came through me, I'd throw the case out, and fine the guy for being a retard and wasting everyones time.
 
These are both fake. very fake, stories have been around for years, also your grammar sucks fucking ass.
 
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