stupid kids these days

ATLANTASKI

ATLANTASKI

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i was talkin with my friend who just got back from boyscout camp on sat, and he told me a kid in his troop accidently cut his scrotum open while he was whittling! yea apparently he was doing it in his boxers and sliced through the skin. he had to go around in a wheel chair for the week lol.

if i had to guess a member on NS that would happen to- i would have to guess brentharlen or drewwish

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

 
hahahahah

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
oh dear god.... but yeah boy scouts are fucking morons.

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cut it open with the stick or knife

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
knife lol

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

 
think about the stick penetrating ur sack

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
If I ever penetrated my sack I would try to grab as much sperm as possible and stick it in somewhere to preserve my family... fuck I dont want to even think aobut it..

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you would fall to the ground and cry

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
thats not the true story. As you all know, boyscouts are gay, and they live in bunk beds. This is how it worked. On the upper bed, was the dude wittling in his boxers, at night. On the lower bed was his twin, having gay sex with another boy scout. The dude on the upper bed was trying really hard to ignore it, and thought whittling might distract him. But then, the kid on the lower level let out a orgasm, and in suprise the kid on the top bed dropped his knife and at that moment the kid on the lower bunk took a break and sat on the edge of the bed. The knife went straight down and cut through his ball sack.The story got jumbled to hide the sex aspect, and it was easy because the whittler and the cripple were twins.

C-Man
 
damn that stupid canadian figured it out SHIT........not

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

 
yea except we dont do any of that....... we do high adventure shit like backpack camp shoot kayak and learn how to be better americans and i dont know why you have this fucked up pre conceived notion that all boy scout counselors feel kids up even though theyre not even 3 years older than us so sorry you have been misinformed

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

 
you would live, but why would you want to?

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man that funny shit. slice your own nut sack

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boy scouts is for tools. I remmember in elementary school we'd steal the boy scouts sashes or whatever and throw them off the roof. ATLANTASKI, keep on diggin' buddy, someday you'll reach the bottom.

 
canadianpridecc must work in the detective agency...hes damn good

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

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they should just hire some fine ass slutty bitch at president, then send her to the middle east and fuck all the terrorists to make them happy and everything will end as long as she keeps fucken them- lateralis
 
funny funny ^^^^^%^^

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Canadapridecc your biggest dream is to be in the boyscouts, and have sex with a priest.

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so atlantaski, what have u whittled recently, besides ur sack?

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^^ your mom

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

 
dont even bother trying to convince people boyscouts are anything more than kids who help old ladies across streets, because they will never listen.

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true its sad what theyre missin

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

 
in elementary school we had a kid in an electric wheel chair. never knew the kid but ide watch kids jump on the back of his wheel chair and ride it. some kid jumped on the back and something went wrong....he fell and caught his nuts on a metal hook for back packs. ripped them open really bad. i was in 2nd grade the wheel chair boy was in 4th. didnt see it happen. didnt believe it until i met the handicap kid 2 years ago and he told me that story. now i believe.

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bringin back this hilarious story

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SiverMike:

lets just say i had a brunette sandwhich with blondes on the ends

 
That i'm afraid is one of those things that will follow him around for the rest of his life, kind of like shitting your pants when you are in junior high, we black balled this kid trying to join our frat because he shit his pants in the seventh grade. No lie that was the reason, when his name came up we all laughed and said it's he the one who shit his pants, black balls around.

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everyone knows the boyscouts are homophobic

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain.-linemaverick5...
 
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