Stupid Friends

[mhuddy_22]

So I have a lot of very thick friends who say stupid shit. What are the stupidest things that your friends have said. One though Australia was in Europe...

 

[Da_Buddha]

 

[JahLiam]

Australia isn't in Europe?

 

[270on420out]

I'm the stupid friend

 

[mhuddy_22]

Australia isn't in Europe?

I know, thats why I said my friend is stupid...

 

[JGWI]

 

[.Hugo.]

What does their weight have to do with their stupidity?

 

[ZachAndCheese]

If you were my friend most likely this post

 

[.Rybak.]

I can do that /sadclaim

 

[ALaw]

Oh boy, time for some good ones. If you live in Utah and haven't met Tim yet you really should. Although Rasta Tim is very smart, he says some really stoney things. A few examples:

"What if plants could fly?"

"How can anything be flat if the Earth is round?"

"But how long is 30 seconds in mouse time?"

"Her dad was an average African-American, like the kind you'd see on New Girl."

"I have way too high of a metabolism to be a slave."

"What if you could get pulled over in the air?"

"I wasn't trying to reciprocate."

"Without a jet ski I'm a caged bird."

"Zest? Sounds like they have pesto."

"She followed me on Instagram for a while."

"No, the water is enhancing the water."

"Numerals can't be vowels."

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