stupid couple, this is hilarious

what dumbasses

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....
 
why would we interfere with darwinism? After learning that they didn't 'get it' we shoulda said sorry you cant have children but feel free to adopt.

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
^ haha

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....
 
unreal. hahahahaha

-Joel

'If Jesus were here, he would command you: stop being and idiot.' -EastCoastPride

'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept

'I figure excessive drinking got me into this mess, excessive drinking can damn well get me out of it again.' -J.D._May
 
hahaha that's some funny shit

'Rufus, Brent, and Micus were like brothers to me, and when I say brothers I don't mean like an actual brother, but I mean it like black people mean it, which is more meaningful I think'
 
hahaha thats great

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
here i was thinking that if other animails can figure it out, and have sex all by themselves... why they hell couldnt these people? I mean, this guy has to have had a boner at some point during the marage... they had obviously kissed, they had to for the cerimony. It seems to me that he should have been able to figure it out. i mean, Doesnt he have friends? or doesnt she have friends? woudlnt they talk to their friends?

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

 
So 30 year old married virgins do exist...

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
^im sure that is a very scary thought for the 12 and 13 year olds on this site.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

 
^ My god I cant even imagine what is going through their heads right now... 'I WONT GET LAID EVEN IF I AM MARRIED!?!?!?'

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
that was some funny fucking shit.. ahahah i feel so bad for them, how embarrasing would it be if there was something that big like that and tomorrow we just realized. trippy yo

NS Philosopher
 
they thought once you were married you made babies just gfor being married...there dumb

-let people do what they want, ski how you want, make whoever you want your role model its your choice

-i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime

-thats what the internet is for anonymously slandering people-jason lee

 
hahaha stupid 'fucks'

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
baaaaahhahahaahhaahah, holy shit. wow. i can't believe that they......... wow.

___________________

- Ian

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'what a coincidence! i have an erection.' - Derek

'the objective was to get huge tits the size of mountains jack ass. i had to look at fat porn to make these.' - bitchassphatz
 
leave it to the hardcore churchies to prove darwin right

simply amazing

you can build a thousand bridges, but you suck one dick and your known as a cocksucker.. not a bridge builder.

apE
 
Well maybe they where waiting for the stork?

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
What the hell though... wouldn't you kind of figure it out by yourself at one point?

*******************

'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
I'd say those people are pretty deprived.

J'aime l'amour a trois

'THE POWER IS YOURS!' - Captain Planet
 
'we arent talking retarded people here' hahahahaha. unbefuckenlievable.

_____________________________________________________________

I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces

-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'

-Dubya.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'

Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
^ Sand Monkeys?

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
oh...my...god

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I NAMED JIBBERISH BITCHES. (thanks to MikeE)

real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns

-C-Man

JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF

i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

 
'We are not talking about retarded people' then what ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, you have to be mentally disabled to not know wtf sex is

-Bon Bons

**Stept Productions**

Enom Headwear.

 
And people say that Americans are dumb!!! N e way thats alomst too stupid to be true i doubt that its an actual story!!

Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.

-kamikaze

 
well sex is, after all, heridatry... if your parents didnt have it, chances are you wont either...

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

 
^^^ hahah! 8 years...wow...eh, weird

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EUROPE KICKS ASS

___________________

Useless Fact of the Moment:

'The starfish is one of the only animals who can turn it's stomach inside-out. '

^hahaha ONE of the ONLY ahahaha lmao
 
now i know what ive been doing wrong

To understand mankind, we must first understand the word. We can break the word down into two sub-words, 'mank' and 'ind'.What these two words mean is a mystery, just like mankind itself.
 
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