Stupid comments toward skiing...

ShadyHillGroup

ShadyHillGroup

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So ive heard quite a few retarded comments toward the sport and retard people that ski talking... here are a few comments post your own expieriences

1 (old man looking for boots) yeah im an exelent skier, ive been playing hockey since i was 12, i have never owned my own pair though always rented skis and boots, but this year i was gunna buy my own boots, but i only want blue none of these crazy colors

2 (smart ass kid in my school) yeah i was out at beaver creek last weekend, me "oh really thats cool got alot of snow over the past few weeks.", the kid oh yeah we had so much fresh, i heard u were Jackson the past 2 weeks, me, "yeah it was alot of fun" the kid, how could it be fun, its all blacks whats the fun in that, me "um...are you kidding?" the kid, no i mean, dont tell me you can ski that mt. you ski park me "go shove a pole up your ass"

3 (old pple on the chair lift) yeah so alot of snow came down last night, me "yeah 15 and i heard plenty more throughout the day" old dude, yeah its aweful, me "haha yeah so aweful" old dude, wait so you are the one of the few that enjoys skiing powder, me "yeah, i heard we're a dying bread...(oh god where is this guy from)"
 
yea those people are retarded. theres tons of gapers at my school and whatnot, like they ski at deer valley and whatnot and im like so u didnt save $30 and ski at the bird and there lik no, deer valley is so much better
 
yeah ive had a few comments like why do your skis have two tips on them? and those skis are too big for you and its not safe to ride backwards. or the ever famous. you should ride a snowboard cause you cant do anything cool on skis.
 
i worked in a ski shop and had someone come in to change there boots because the ski instructor said they were to comfortable.
 
not so much a stupid comment, just unaware.

I was skiing switch, and my girlfriend and her friend were with me, and he friend hadn't really i had twins, so when she stopped she said "how the HELL are you going backwards so fast an easily?"
 
i hate it when the newspeople say its good when we dont get snow

and how parents always associate skiing with weed
 
I've had numerous people on the lift tell me that my DIN is too high for how big I am without even watching me ski.

I also get lots of comments on how I must have lost a ski--I'm usually riding a pair of Mojo 90's.

When it snowed 78" overnight at Bridger I heard a bunch of people complaining about how the snow was too deep. I promptly told them to leave and I'd pack it out for them in a few days. Unfortuantely for them, it snowed another two feet over the next couple days.
 
Yeah man, there's tonnes of those people. It really pisses me off. Not so much the older people cus well, they're old and don't know better... But the younger kids who snowboard, not the seasoned vets who know that both skiing and snowboarding are gnar, and talk trash and say how skiing is so[oooooo] gay. It's hella frustrating.
 
what i cant stand in general is the older generation always asking me why i dont snowboard since i have skied for 13 years. they feel the natural progression is to learn how to ski and snowplow then progress to snow boarding. what the hell? the other one that i see a lot in the press is articles that say terrain parks are for snowboarders. i recently read an article in our local paper talking about how abasin was opening soon, and that they had a terrain park open, which snowboarders favor.
 
whenever i tell a person that i ski and that i compete in pipe they get really cofused and say "wait you snowboard??" and one time i was showing one of my friends a video of me and she asked if i was skiing or snowboarding... how many sticks do i have on my feet?
 
well one day i was talking to this kid on the lift. he must have been about 13-14. he said "woah you have a season's pass?" i said "yeah, its better than buying lift tickets every day" he goes "how much was it?" i go "well for most people its about $225" (i ski at the shittiest hill ever...1 quad chair and a t bar) he goes "wouldnt it be awsome to get one for free?" i say "well my friend's dad owns this hill. his name is chris cobble" (the hill is called cobble hills) not really a cool story, i just thought it was funny that the kid believed it lol.

yeah and a bunch of snowbladers always ask me why i ski and dont blade. i tell them i like skiing better, but the real answer is that i dont want to be considered gay.
 
wow 225 for a season at a mt w/ a quad and a t is alot, i got my season for 280 i think to whiteface/gore, but the small mt in our twon has a quad and 2 t-bars and they over price everything too, its like 40 for a day ticket, but w/e its so much fun

yeah keep the comments coming they are making my day, oh another thing that made my day, was waking up at 7 15 to go to school, i live down the hill so its only like 2 minute walk, getting changed all that crap driving to school, then reolizing i had a delayed opening and coming home and watching ski movies till 9 30, sooo nice
 
WTF!?!?!? I don't get to ski for another month minimum omg and i don't understand the whole blacks thing that the kid talks about. I liked your response though.
 
yeah. i know.. "powder is slow""" LEAN THE FUCK FORWARD AND GET HUNGRY!!!!!!! some people are just content to call themself a skier if all they do is the same fuckin run at breck year after year... they ski .. just so they can say they ski..... wherease.. we ski to FUCKIN SKI!
 
haha i got one..

me, yeah so i went to whistler it was nice..snowboard friend- wow thats sick! you must of skied park the whole time..me- no actually there was about 2 feet of new snow and we were skiing ungroomed runs and lots of powder.. friend- wow i woulda def. hit the park, no one likes pow and you get stuck in it
 
bahahahahah hahahha i remember once i was in the lift line and my dad has these fischers, there all mountain but not even close to fat skis or twin tipped, but the front of the ski made it look like a twin tip, like just the way the front tip was (but don't all skis? haha anyways..) a guy in the ski line thats gonan get on the lift with us is like..hey is that one of those skis were you go off jumps and all the freestyle and jumping stuff? haha it was funny
 
lol, and that sucker calls himself a snowboarder ?

And I got one, its pretty long so dont blame the bad english please:

Me and friend where shaping the kicker, making it smooth etc. When this stupid racer guy comes down and instantly order us to remove ourself from the jump because people are gonne hit it. WTF ? Are they blind then ? enough of that. He then continues with a the most priceless comment I ever heard on the mt.

The retarded guy: "Stop ruining the jump" Me; "We are not ruining the jump, we are fixing it. Removing the tracks and making it smooth etc"

The retarded guy: "Why ? The ski jumpers ride on tracks, stop it before I go and get ski patrols" (now WTF???)At that point we where so pissed so we just fixed the landing and rode off switch. Which made him so frustrated that he went down to see park shaper to complain. Though the shaper guy only laughed at him (really chill dude actually, took us backcountry with snow cat and made a step up once)

End.
 
hahahaha thats funny..my dad used to do ski patrol at my local mountain and he said there was this one ski patrol that would pull your pass if your skis left the ground and you weren't in the terrain park hahaha
 
hahahhahaa, one time there was this kid and he was on the lift with us and it was during ski club, he was like a couple years ago and he went to our school, he was so annoying and he kept on trying to act like her was good at skiing and stuff and i lift up the bar and i say (in a really really serious, deep voice), say one more fuckin word kid and im pushing you off, got it?, the kid didn't say anything after hahaha
 
best was some random lady in whistler village this summer telling me how i couldn't be skiing because there wasn't any snow and why the hell was i wearing my gear and carrying skis.
 
I just hate wen snowboarders(theres alot at my scholl) think skiing is all gay and shit, but my best freind is a snowboarder so he always baks me up and is like how i know twice as many tricks as, has a better chance of being sponsered, etc....

FIRST OF MMMAAANNNYYY POSTS I HOPE ONE DAY TO BE A " NO LIFE" LOL!!!
 
ahaha theres this one kid that used to go to my school and hes sucha emo and he snowboards, hes got like this old grandpa jacket and he always keeps it unzipped and the wind gets in it and he looks like a total fag... he claims he can do a 540 but all he really does is "try" to do one and spin as fast as he can and just fall...hes sucha poser and a faggot and i think he just boards so he can say that he boards and to fit the group that hes in/the stereotype of what ppl think of him, absolutely no soul.. i mean im wearing plaid pants and i got twin tips and im busting my ass off in the park and still not doing shit but im still having fun and this kid is like hardcore, he cuts himself if he doesn't land
 
I work at our local shop's 'ski swaps,' where people sell their old stuff and buy other peoples old stuff. It's gaper central. I had to explain to a ski instructor at my local mountain that her new skis could be mounted to fit her older boots but that she would have to bring the boots to the shop. A ski instructor! Another kid informed me that he wanted good park skis but wouldnt listen when i told him to get twins. The best is when people test a boot's fit by walking around the store like theyre at footlocker.
 
hahah that's awesome.

At my hill, there's always the odd, "move gay skier!!!". So I turn around, look who is calling me out, a cute little shitty 11 year old. I just laugh cause they suck and think skiers are gay just because. Lots of the older guys that board arent bad. But there are som idiots. It's more funny then annoying. I actually like it when a little shit calls me a "gay skier" or something like that, I just laugh back at them and show them the fuck up.
 
^^lol tahts retarted, but i just hate old people and gapers, at my mtn we call the SPORES (stupid people on rental equipment) and they always wear jeans tucked into the boots etc. its pretty funny to just watch them...but i still hate them
 
haha people are so rad, i would have been so pumped to have been you in some of those situations hahahaha a dying bread, that guy is the shit!
 
this one time in the park there was this racer who kept going through the park and going off the run ups to do spread eagles and one time i was standing off to the side of a rail and he comes, does his shit, then stops and starts yelling at me to get out of the way of the jumps and that if it happened again he was gonna get the ski patrol.
 
one of my snowboard friends said he was gonna switch to skiing this year cause it was "more Mature." I just laughed in his face and walked away. And this one time I had my fujatives and some old guy walks up to me and is like are those "fat skis for skiing backwards with more balance." I didn't want to be mean cause i guess he was pretty old and i guess senile. I also think its gay when fellow freeskiers come up to you and tell you like your skis are mounted too far back. Like not everybody is a park rat and rides center mounted.
 
one time old guy kept asking why i ski fat skis (public enemies)......... since when are public enemies fat

another time some guy started bitchin at me in the lift line for going to fast
 
I was riding up the lift at Sun Valley with this old gaper dude, and i was just chat chitting, and i said i was here for a mogul comp, and he thought it was cool. But then i told him today i was in a halfpipe comp and turned to me and said "you snowboard too??" and i said "uh no i ski in the halfpipe" and hes was amazed.
 
I was talkign with my friend, who came over while I was watchin ski movies, and they were blatant park jumps with like pep doing a zero, switch 7, whatever. So she says, "oh. I was at park city last year, and they had those beginner jumps(80 ft jump, btw), so people can practice for ski jumping for the olympics in utah.

Then there is how every single person thinks its impossile to ski in the summer. I say, "there is so much snow and so much colder up there that not all of it melts and you can ski" and they say, "but it's summer and really hot. No matter where you are, it melts." me: "Oh yeah, no shit sherlock"

My dad during the x games slopestyle when gagnier won:"Do they put water on the rails so it freezes and they can slide on it easier" me:"no, they put a mixture of salt water, hydrogen peroxide, and some other chemicals that are more resistant to heat and ski edges."
 
haha this one time my friend and i were skiing down the mountain switch with a basket of fries it was so funny because we just did it to see peoples' reactions, some people were like "you guys can't do that" and some just laughed and shit it was funny
 
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