Stupid blond woman driver....

Alkyy

Alkyy

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So today on my way to work i had to pass by construction. They are still in the early part of it so they are fixing the frost heave bumps, (thoes cracks that run across the road like every 30 feet or so). To do it they cut a hole in the road thats about 3 feet wide and probably 2 feet deep then re fill it with tar so it fixes the bump when they re-pave over it. They make about 70 of them in a 1/4 mile area one side of the road at a time so that traffic can still pass. Onto my story.... The flag guy stopped the car right infront of me so i was sitting second in a line of about 30 cars waiting to go. When the last car from the other side finaly passes he spins the stop sign to slow and we start going. The woman driving the car infront of me pulls out into the left lane like you are supposed to but before we even make it to the first frost heave hole she ignores the signs saying keep left, the cones that are clearly blocking the right lane and the construction crew that has machines running all down the right side of the road. At first i almost followed the woman just because usually you just follow the person infont of you and your good. Then i realized she was in for a big surprise. Not 2 seconds later I heard a loud bang as the front of her car dissapeared, she ran straight into one of the 2 foot deep holes that the construction crew had just cut. Smoke was comming from under the hood, both air bags went off and the ciggaret she was smoking along with her nose was all smashed up. Being a good person i wanted to see if i could help at all, i pulled off onto the left shoulder and walked to the car before anyone else was there. The lady was a good 250 pounds with the bloody nose she was creepy as hell looking. Once a few of us helped her out of her car she started screaming at the construction crew about how poorly they marked the road, mean time i went from trying to help to finding the whole thing funny as hell, half the crew couldnt help the stupid fat ass because they were laughing to hard, i had to leave after that becaue i woud have been late for work but I figured I might as well share a not so short story with ns.

Probably tons of grammer and spelling mistakes, oh well
 
I swear to god, every bad driver i see (and believe me i see about 5-10 every day when i work) 100% of them are woman! THEY FUCKING SUCK AT DRIVING.
 
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oh man, I hate fat bitches too. I had one just slam on her brakes so hard at a stop light that was green just to look at a sign, almost hit her, but instead sat there and layed the horn down nonstop for like a mintue, then proceeded to flip her off.
 
hahaha it was clearly marked and i dont even know why you would even need anything like a cone to tell you that there is a 3 foot wide and 2 foot deep hole going across half the road
 
I'm an amazing driver. ok granted, i've written off 2 cars already and not even sat my test yet...but joyriding is too much like good fun :]

haha anyway can someone summarise cause i've done my quota of reading for today?!
 
haha well technically i didnt write off the first, as it was already registered as 'off the road' and wasnt insured...i crashed it in a field :)

besides, us girls are such good drivers that insurance isn't so expensive for us...
 
I'm not, i've done observing. They suck. And as for azn and old, they suck too. If its not a woman, its an old person. I once saw an asian woman trying to find a parking spot, a normal sitiation on a one way. Stops in the left lane right after an intersection, then slowly pulls over to the right going about 1mph for about 50 yards, then she attemps to park for about 10 mins in this HUGE spot. After it was all over, the park job was horrible and she pissed off like 10 people, and i was just sitting in my car saying wtf is that person doing? then when she got out and i saw she was azn, i was just like "ohhh".
 
Have you ever tried driving one of the oldest peugot models (no ABS) at high speed, over rough ground, in wet conditions? you hit a very muddy patch, you're going to skid if you're lucky, flip if you're not. I just so happened to flip
 
Now i didn't say that. I would seriously say that 90% of bad drivers i see are women or over the age of 80. Now by "bad" i mean driving slow, no blinker, cutting off, etc.
 
hey hey don't knock on us yellow people

i'm asian AND a woman. and i don't suck at driving.

my daddy was a grteat rally car driver in his day, he taught me everything i know.

i'm not saying all women are good drivers though....

i gotta admit, some of my girl friends are......rather "cautious" drivers.

and most of the dumb slamming on break stuff i've witnessed has been done by women.

and most women don't know shit about cars.
 
Such bull. Guys 'suck' at driving. They get into accidents more often and that's why they pay more for insurance in some places.

I've never had an accident (knock on wood) and I've been driving for 9 years. 40% off and I pay about $80 a month in insurance.
 
YEA

seriously i dont eveen care what people say but its true woman are horrible drivers, insurance records even prove it.

2 days ago i was going on a 55 mph 6 lane road and im about 20 yards in front of this fat truck witha bitch in it. Then out of no where the fucking bitch slams on the breaks and comes to a complete stop in the middle of the road amking me skid out a little bit and get the shit scared out of me. Then on my way home i had to go 15 in a 35 all the way home because another hoe was driving a big ass truck on teh phone and then i tried to get in the left lane to pass her up but she sped up and started honking but when i went right back behind her she maintained the 15 mph.....
 
HAAHA the second story is fuckin jokes. But seriously, women have lower insurance because they don't do any crazy driving. Us dudes, the first thing we do when we get our liscence is drive like maniacs
 
It's because they get into more accidents. Insurance firms don't give a fuck about anything except your record...they don't see you driving on a daily basis. If you're a shit driver, you're going to have shit insurance.

Girls drive agressive too. At least in big cities...you have to.
 
damn fat stupid bitch. Old people are terrible too, they are gonna kill us all. I was in a 55 area and the old couple in front of me were going about 40, and whenever the lines changed to dotted, they would swerve to the left so i couldnt pass. It got so fuckin annoying. then when there were turns they wouldnt put on their turning signal so id get super pumped up then get ready to turn and they would out of nowhere swerve to the side of the road and take the turn right in front of me. If i had a gun i woulda shot out their tires
 
ok so i guess ill be like the first to admit women suck at driving, not all women, but most end of story. However I tottally agree with the above statement that men do the most drunk driving and have the worst car accidents.
 
That said...how can you possibly agree that women suck as drivers? People who cause accidents suck! It makes everyone else's insurance go up and causes hassles.
 
first off:

one of the oldest peugot models:

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secondly:

oh my god no abs!!11???11!!!
 
I blame it on reactions, I think girls have quicker reactions and then those reactions are a little out of control...

Im not saying all women are bad drivers, im sure youre a good driver, I consider myself a good driver, ive never been in any accidents and I havent gotten any tickets and ive been on the road for three years

Its just ive noticed bad driving and 8 out of 10 times its a girl
 
wow everyone thinks there the best driver in the world, yet tsome still say they have crashed multiple times...did i miss something?

and no ones a perfect driver. espesially on ns seeing how majority are 12-15 yr olds
 
i have noticed that woman have a tendancy to be worse drivers than men. maybe its just cause they are multitasking to much. thats what my mom does and she always has too many close calls.
 
okay.. bio lesson here.. women are worst drivers than men because that is the way we evolved.. when humans were hunter gatherers the men would go around and do the hunting.. they have better senses of direction typically and their layout is much more dimensional also due to that.. thats also why 90% of the engineering field is occupied by men.,.. and the same reason men are better at math.
 
usually they're women... sometimes chinese. once i saw a way bad driver and it was chinese/woman/old lady... every bad steriotype right thurrr
 
that's cause statiscally guys are more likely to drive, hence the female is not, having a higher probability of car wreck due to the increased time behind the wheel, it's all statistics. and getting into an accident doesn't mean shit, i had my car totaled cause some old lady ran a red light while i was turning left, now whose fault is that, mine because im more statistacally at risk or the woman who faled to follow traffic signs?
 
women get in wrecks because they dont know what they are doing or are confused, while guys get in wrecks because they are driving too fast, or trying to show off and know what they are doing is wrong but do it anyway
 
yeah, our only chance to be saved from old people driving is to lock the doors of all old country buffets.
 
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