Stupid Announcer Quotes

StriderMG

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I was just watching the ski prelims on expns sight to get caught up on wha thappened while i was skiing today, and the lad announcer is a fucking moron - 'Spinning to Win!' has got to be the most overused and retarded saying. And then whatever the announcers said didn't really have anything to do w/ the tricks, even though davenport is talking and is a pro skiier, he didn't seem that knowledgable on newschool skiing. Pluas all the times the dumb chick asks aspen to 'Lets hear it' has got to be atleast once every 30 seconds.

bah...

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech

 
yeah i have to agree on that

and they all sound like theyre trying to fit the'x-treme' imagage with all the shit they say

fuck i just wanted to see people ski

 
mike douglas rules

You are right, she did sell out to disney, I used to listen to Hilary Duff when she was underground.

-reefsiderider
 
'that cork switch 10 was smooth' - Mike Douglas on Jon's NON-cork switch 10. I'd expect that from Jonny but Mike seriously?

'I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman,' -a certain California governor

www.wolfcreekski.com
 
i was watching xgames classix a while ago on ski superpipe and mike douglas gets paid to get way toooo into it, he was screaming into his mic and embarassing the skiers

 
heres one i heard today

there's a reason its called snowboarding......it's snowing!!!

-dumbass xgames anouncer
 
they were all over the place CR's bio off the money booter was called a corcked spin and his blind side switch up was called a 360 on the rail. I mean no wonder boarders still make fun of us we can't call our own tricks right at the x games

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