Stuff White People Like

Ohh fuck do i love this blog, I found it a couple of weeks ago an I have been addicted.
 
haha yeah

i found a lot of those to be true actually

being the only white person around, knowing everything about YOUR culture
 
hahahaha:

People from many cultures like marijuana (South East Asian, Jamaica, India, Morrocco, Mexico, etc), but white people take it to an entirely new level.To simply purchase, roll and smoke marijuana is not enough for white people. They need to make sure they know all the different strains, cultivation technique, and methods for smoking it. They even have an entire magazine devoted those where they actually have centerfolds of plants that people have grown.

White people are also willing to spend over $500 on smoking devices just to find new and more expensive ways to smoke weed.

It is worth noting that at every white person, at some point, has written a high school or college paper about the history of how the DuPont industry helped make weed illegal. This paper also teaches them about how hemp can be used to fuel cars, make clothing, create food, cure cancer, and solve every single problem on earth

While you would assume that most white people smoke weed between 14-28 (and act as though they are the first generation to do so), the reality is that white people smoke weed well into old age. They also smoke weed with their kids! This is not a joke. White people love weed so much that they consider it a ‘gift’ to share with their kids. Leading to a generation that was not allowed to watch Power Rangers, but was allowed to toke up.

All white people believe marijuana should be legalized, and they consider the Netherlands to a pinnacle of enlightenment. Also, every white person has had their most profound weed smoking experience in Amsterdam, so it’s a good idea to fabricate a story about your own experience there so you can quickly forge a bond. Traditional tales uses the following words: hostel, brownie, girl/guy from Hungary, crazy, locked out, chill dudes from Ireland.

Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should ever imply that people just smoke weed to get high, they do it for medical/spiritual/social reasons, etc, or that there are any negative consequences. This will likely alienate you from white people.

On the plus side, white people are always looking for higher quality, more potent, more organic marijuana. If you promise to hook them up with a special selection from your home country, they will likely pay a high premium.

hahaha
 
i am very angry at snowboarding being on there but not skiing, marijuana should be higher, but i do agree with the fact that coffee is liked by almost all white people
 
the list isnt stupid at all. its pretty much correct on everything. I grew up in the whitest place in the world, nothing but yuppies and extremely liberal.
 
I honestly agreed with about 20 of those things on the list. I also never grew up in America, so there you go, but most people I know, even in PC (whitest white town you've ever white been white to), I don't see have that shit. And what the fuck is The Wire? Plus, if I'm not to out of place, black people love guitars, too. After all, they do have the blues and folk in their history, white people just tend to enjoy it more than blacks.
 
kansas has a lot of black people... he probably means somewhere like fairfield county CT or somewhere in vermont.
 
hahaa some of my favorites:

having 2 last names

having black friends

irony

toyota prius

knowing whats best for poor people

divorce

bottled watter

and of course, sarah silverman. unfortunately i dont think their talking about 518*BRATT/SARTRON
 
If you live in, or have even visited the pacific NW (more specifically portland) you would see that the list describes the people there perfectly.i would imagine it does a fair job for most of the NE also.
 
not really... maybe a lot of the city people, but id say maybe 20% of the people outside citys here fall under most of those things, except maybe outdoor performance clothes and coffee and a few others I honestly think that its directed more towards city and suburban people
 
So basically, a list of general bullshit that could apply to a wide group of people in the hopes that 1 or 2 would ring a bell for the reader and seem somewhat humorous?

Damn, almost too much hilarity to handle *yawn*

 
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exactly. cities and college towns. i think for the most part it also misses the average ns user's age. it describes more of a 20-30 crowd.
 
So true

St. Patrick's day

Normally if someone were to wake up at 7:00 in the morning, take the

day off work, and get drunk at a bar before 10:00 a.m., they would be

called an alcoholic, and not in the artistic, edgy way that white

people are so fond of.

On March 17th, however, this exact same activity is called

celebrating St. Patrick’s day. This very special white holiday

recognizes Saint Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland who helped to bring Catholicism to the Emerald Isle. His ascetic

life is celebrated every year by white people drinking large amounts of

Irish-themed alcohol and listening to the Dropkick Murphys.

 
"I’ve snowboarded the more than half my life and i’ve been black my whole life.

You have to read the snowboarding comments people left ^^ thats one and there was some guy that said he paid 2 grand for his burton snowboard. All i can say is he got ripped the fuck off.
 
a lot of them suck, but there are some good ones. this is my favorite.

#75 Move to Canada.

Often times, white people get frustrated with the state of their

country. They do not like the President, or Congress, or the health

care system, or the illegal status of Marijuana. Whenever they are

presented with a situation that seems unreasonable to them, their first

instinct is to threaten to move to Canada.

For example, if you are watching TV with white people and there is a

piece on the news about that they do not agree with, they are likely to

declare “ok, that’s it, I’m moving to Canada.”

Though they will never actually move to Canada, the act of declaring

that they are willing to undertake the journey is very symbolic in

white culture. It shows that their dedication to their lifestyle and

beliefs are so strong, that they would consider packing up their entire

lives and moving to a country that is only slightly different to the

one they live in now.

Within white culture, it is agreed upon that if Canada had better weather it would be a perfect place.

Being aware that this information can be used quite easily to gain

the trust of white people. Whenever they say, “I’m moving to Canada,”

you must immediately respond with “I have relatives in Canada.”

They will then expect you to tell them about how Canada has a

perfect healthcare system, legalized everything, and no crime. Though

not true, it will reassure them that they are making the right choice

by saying they want to move there.

But be warned, they will reference you in future conversations and

possibly call on you to settle disputes about Canadian tax rates. So

use this advice only if you plan to do some basic research.

Note: Canadian white people threaten to move to Europe.

Note: Europeans are unable to threaten to move anywhere.

 
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