Stuff White People Like

#31 SnowboardingJanuary 27, 2008 by mylosh
If one would like to meet a lot of white people, one of your best bets would be to go on a Snowboarding trip. Snowboarding is the practice of skiing sideways on one ski. White people love snowboarding as opposed to basketball or football because there is a sense that it is an alternative sport outside of the mainstream. Also too many ethnic people are skiing now. White people enjoy activities that cost a lot of money and require expensive clothes. Even though pro snowboarders make far less than football or basketball players, it is an activity that is exclusive to those who have money. Below are some of the prerequsites for snowboarding- $500 North Face or Burton Jacket
- $200 Snowpants
- $40 wool socks from Mountain Co-op
- $60 thermal underwear from Mountain Co-op
- Living in an expensive area that is close to mountains ie) Boulder or Vancouver
- $200 Snowboard
- $100 boots
- $20 to pay for your overpriced burger
- ability to act really annoying
 
the people that say this list is off have not read the blog/book i bought the book and i found it hilarious. by white people they do not mean caucasians(sp?), but people that drive prius's and try be beat out their friends by finding more unkown coffee/music
also, i bumped this thread from a long time ago i think
 
Oh man, I can relate to about 95% of those. My friend and I were actually having a discussion about how horrible Ed Hardy was yesterdayNot surprising I guess when Vancouver is rated second whitest and they actually mention my neighbourhood.Still I feel slightly ashamed.
 
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