stuff guys like about girls/gf's

I treat my women like I treat my horses, I feed them twice a day, give them place to sleep, give them remote control for television and treat them like dirty jew.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

-Theory-3 Breath and Stop-
 
keeping me warm at night when its below zero...which it has been a bunch here lately

Smuggs kicks ass

Fat skis, Tight trees
 
i dont understand this thread, so i'l just rub in the fact that we just got 70 cm's ontop of the 40 cm's we already had..( I bet that hurt )

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'I treat my women like I treat my horses, I feed them twice a day, give them place to sleep, give them remote control for television and treat them like dirty jew.'

i am very offended by this. if a man treated me in this manner i would NOT be very happy. i would expect three meals a day

~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*

start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
 
the question was what i like best when i comes to girls and other guys girlfriend. Huum it must be the way they scream 'oh my fucking god!! ive hard you´d be good but this is just fucking amazing!! dont stop!! Aw yeah you badboy!! My boyfriend cant even spell the things you do to me.. ooh im flying!! Fuck yeah.. Dan youre such a sexgod!!!'

well, yeah.. that would be it.

2 cool 4 school
 
one word - boob...self explainatory..

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
^honestly i prefer the plural BOOBS, emphasis on the S

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Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.

Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma

Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.

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ya having like one boob or a uniboob would just be wierd and like might just be a turn off for me. but then again its still a boob.

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“When you sit back and you look out and your on top of a peak you realize that there’s no worries in life and its all about happiness right then�- C.R. Johnson

“For me it’s the kind of fun that I like to have, it’s going skiing in these big mountains and having the opportunities to get into these places we get to go.�- Seth Morrison
 
whoever said that they want to be fed three times a day should be banned like tiny tim was banned from the orfanege (I know I spelt it wrong)

Sheldon
 
Dont blame the swede´s for their sexphrasses! We got the hotchicks, we started the sexuallrevolution and we can people fuck eachothers brains out in our reality shows!! :)

Its a beautifull thing my dear american friends ;)

2 cool 4 school
 
i meant that we can WATCH people screw each other every night at our reality shows. and thats a reaaaaaally beautifull thing!!

2 cool 4 school
 
I have a uni-boob but i'm a guy. My chest bone sticks out like 3 inches abnormally, and I can stick it out like 5 more inches, to the point where you all would be disgusted. It's funny.

-Dan
 
thats what i mean, swedes and sex comes hand in hand. its in our culture, we cant help it!

But as i said earlier: Its a beautifull thing ;)

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I like it when she wants to fuck in public and at waayy random places at way random time's, I hate that bitch when she goes to mexico for a week and doesnt call me.

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DANDASWEDE THINKS HES TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL BUT HES NOT!!! HES FLIPPIN NOT!!!

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'ugh i hate kids like you who always ski backwards on your double sided skis while im snowplowing'- NewSchool450

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

'and I'm like fuck you guys, I'm going skiing (cartman style).'-davidh

 
I think sex is more in MY culture. Dude, c'mon, be realistic, we've got the best beaches and here, they get fuckin naked in front of you, just so they get their boobs suntanned. Man, Spain, in summer, is just a gift for the view...

Sex....? Well, I'll only tell u each summer I see dozens of couples fucking (once I saw a milf take it up the ass) at night in the beach.

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I like to let myself getting carried away,
if that's a problem, I'll try another way
to get in this awfully full parkingway
I can't see the end of the street
Give me a joint, and I might be
here or there, right or left wing
I don't care, just give it to me.
L.A. Alexander 1689-1744
 
I kinda like boobies. Bah... who am I kidding, I love them with a passion. I wish I had boobs so I could fondle them all the time.



yeah, rockin' the heartagram.

...ccr/dfp represent

feel the rush
 
If u did it for too long they'd hurt. My ex told me that they're quite sensible...

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I like to let myself getting carried away,
if that's a problem, I'll try another way
to get in this awfully full parkingway
I can't see the end of the street
Give me a joint, and I might be
here or there, right or left wing
I don't care, just give it to me.
L.A. Alexander 1689-1744
 
^i went to spain in the summer.....all i can say is im going back

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They say life is like ice cream, uve got to enjoy it before it melts. Thats why i go skiing, to keep my icecream cold.

girls think with their heart and guys think with their penis

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
girls in spain have the most finely sculpted asses known to man. it really is a beautiful thing. even if the face doesn't look that good, they all have bodies like goddesses.

I like pie.
 
her brains; her nice and big brains...

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I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

'When you have a fat friend, there are no see-saws; only catapults'
 
yea hooking up is fine but i hate talking on the phone and that shit

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no, all of my friend snowblade 2, skiing is gay, y do u need poles? snowblades r sick. - linesnowblades

 
i like when it doesnt have to be forced, like when you're talking to her and its easy

oh yeah, band this one time, i wwas going down south to eat out my gf and as i got down there she ripped the biggest quaffe ever. deffinate turn off

 
they have to sort of be like a guy, not in the physical make up, but they have to be cool, like stupid movies, don't get grossed about by shit, etc. don't be a girly girl

 
^ ok so i wish there were guys that thought like that where i live. all the guys that i know are solely into cheerlearder-type ditsy blonde girls

~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*

start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
 
I dont like cheerleaders as much as i like skier girls they are way beter than cheer girls I mean i like a girl that can do the same stuf i do a cheer girl cant do that

Like skiing and watching stupid movies And riding Bikes through the mountians but

no girly girls

Go Blue Ridge Barons!!!!!!!!!!

 
girly girls are great for random hookups, and anyone who knocks cheerleaders has never been with one, TRUST me. but i agree for a gf i prefer someone more chill that i can actually do things with.

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Why are everybody so feed up with me? ;)

There´s plenty of good things you can do with a girl. You can teach them how to ride a longboard. Then you have to stand behind them and put youre hand on their hips, just to make sure they dont fall...

2 cool 4 school
 
And yeah i have to agree with you sinister, spain and the medetiransea (or how you guys spell it) is like paradise. guess where im going after highscool? ;)

2 cool 4 school
 
yea girls who like do the same stuff like i do, snowboard/surf and ahit, are way more more fun to chill with. i dont like girls who are stupid

 
i like a girl with a nice ass, and also a chick that can take on guys in a fight. gotta be strong

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