Stuff do do laaaate at night

hahaha, Woo!! Yea man, drive around looking for bitches, throw it in Neutral if you have a standard and rev the engine, or honk the horn, then pull up next to em, chicks dig that shit.
 
here are my ideas,

speed/street race( know some people)

got to CU and start some shit

steal/vandalize
 
hahahahahaha but I dont know where to buy heroin, and i dont think with the amount of $ i had left i could get a clean hooker
 
i dont anyone where i am right now, all my friends are in new york, plus I heard parties in my town are pretty dull
 
Yeah, what the fuck are your friends doing. You never told us anything about chilling with friends.... Street Racing friends dont count, they may die in a few hours.
 
Put your car on cruise control at 80. Hazardously climb out and stand on the roof. As you fly through intersections and cars veer every which way to avoid you, drop your trousers and beat your meat in celeberation of the excitement of it all. As Jim Carroll once said, "Time flies when you're young and jerking off."
 
If you aren't planning on fucking her just do what I do when I have time to kill. Pick up a bum and drive around with him while he smokes crystal meth in your back seat. It'll save you money and if the cops pull you over you can just say he threatened to kill you if you didn't speed.
 
hahahah don't bet me that. I don't want your nuts, but uhhh, the part about picking up a bum and him smoking crystal meth is true. If you really want to know, ask lanks, he was there.
 
buy 37 double cheeseburgers from mcdonalds with your 40 bucks. eat 3 and throw the rest out your fas car window at innocent children
 
Alright if hes not going to get a hooker and fuck her tonight, then somebody has too...

Any volunteers?

...

I guess ill have to take one for the team and get a hooker and soem heroin.
 
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