Stuart on MADtv

jibtastic

jibtastic

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Noooooo, let me do it.

K yeah stuarts really funny and shit.

Antonia and Ms. Swan are pretty damn funny too. Too bad most of MADtv sucks..

but yeah, stuarts tight.

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jibtastic.
 
Nooooooo I don't want tooo. Nooooo!

DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0-Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
i think madtv is pretty fuckin funny a lot of the time. beats the shit out of SNL

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
meh, stuart can't redeem an entire show of shityness and SNL is no good, so all I watch is chappelle show. I even had a dream last night that I owned season one.

-Pat

 
i love MadTV, stuart is awesome

-Ira

Member No. 8857

Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
theres a kid down the hall from me that looks just like him...hes a fucking tool though and stewie is the only mad tv character worth watching

-Craig

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
 
stuart is the best thing about madTV

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Quote of the year: 'I am sorry if anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime performance at the Super Bowl,' Timberlake said of the incident. 'It was not intentional and is regrettable.'
 
stuuaartt, what does mommy say about playing on the banister??

i dont wanna say

stuuuart...

mommy says playing on the banister will hurt my hoo-hoos and that's all some men have going for them

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rex thomas asked to blow his nose on my doo-rag once.
 
I dont like mad tv much at all but I saw the episode yesterday with fuckin stuart and it was funny as all hell.

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Junction 133

Rural Uproar Teaser

'i also love anal sex...taking and giving, theres nothing better than a fat black cock ripping your anus a little bit when you wake up each morning...email me....i am wafreeskier@hotmail.com'

-Alpentalik
 
the one where he was wearing a speedo was the best one i've seen

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
stuart what does mommy say about in polite boys

mommy says that impolite boys give the pro choice movement a reason to exist...or something like that

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
the best one is when he gets a bike for his birthday

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i met larry david , AND I KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
^thats the one i quoted

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
my friend is 17, and he looks EXACTLY like stuart, and acts like him too, in a childish sense. and his mom is super protective...

and i love when stuart kicks people. its great.

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple

 
micheal macdonald is leaving...



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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
Stuart was on earlier today.

AHH AHHH

Stuart! What's wrong!?

Becky called me stupid and then tried to beat me!

 
SNL in its prime kills Madtv, but right now Madtv's better.

Staurts one funny character, the one where he had to play baby Jesus and he kicks the Mary and stuff..priceless.

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Team Fresh
 
no way mad tv is mopre funny. u haev toa political to understand SNL

look at what i can do

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-Nicholas

[Hight North Session 4

 
'no way mad tv is mopre funny. u haev toa political to understand SNL '

sick dude, i really understand what you mean.

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'becuz atomick gives him more sstickerz so he is more spansczord'

-YAMATOM9 on why Mikael Deschaneux would go to Atomic
 
http://forum.planetmadtv.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3120

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
Clebrity Jeopardy on SNL is the best. 'Ill take famous titties for 600' 'Thats titles Mr. Connery, not titties.'

Farp for life.

'hey guys i got the grass.'
 
I'll take swords for 400, Alex.

Mr. Connery, it's S words, not swords.

Then the day is mine.

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
there are only 2 skits i find funny on madtv. they are stuart and ms. swan.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun
 
^^Ms. Swan is good too. Her going through customs was awesome.

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
the rapist,anal bum cover

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
^Umm, that's therapists Mr. Connery

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
You guys really think Madtv is better then SNL in its prime? I mean this is old school SNL with Adam Sandler and Chris Farleyand the best comedians there are, you people are nut bags.

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Team Fresh
 
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