stuart on mad tv

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stuart is the best thing ever. soo funny. its crazy how that guy can make his voice do that.

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stuarts the only reason i ever watch mad tv, all the other shit is just rediculous and kind of disturbing

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that character is one of the best thing to happen to television.

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nieghbour- Stuart why are u wearing a speedo and no pants?

Stuart- cause i wanna go swimming in you pool, and plus it looks dead sexy

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^haha.i think that's how it goes.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

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'STUART, where did you get those wax lips?'

'i found em in the street'

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madd tv is terrible. stuart is turning into the new rick james around here though... annoying.

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haha oh man stuuart is the best. has anyone seen the episode where he's in the pet store and he's in the puppy bin? oh yeah thats the best one by far.

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haha stewarts been my favourite for as long as i can remember. i think its because he greatly resembles my best friend, not only in appearance, but the way they act are the same as well. its great.

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the old stuarts were better. hes just annoying now.

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Yah i agree the old stuarts were funny as hell... but he is kind of annoyingly funny still.

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it still doesnt beat celebrity jeapordy on snl.

that was definately the best of television

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Stuart is great.

Stuart impersonators on the other hand, not so great.

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the old snl's were good.

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let me do it

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new mad and new snl have hit an all time low, im sorry but its not what it used to be

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'i dont want a blue balloon, i want a red one!'

'stuart, how did you get that balloon?'

'i found it.'

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

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as a matter of fact, the #1 best episode is on comedy central right now

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

 
Umm amazing icon i have to say ^haha

Uhh i do think hes funny but the classic Snl's blow any Mad tv away.I think you guys are forgetting about steven segal on mad tv.....mad funny

 
MADr. is right...

SUCK IT TRABECK

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the only funny thing on mad tv are the celebrity things, like arnold, fucking hilarious, kenny rogers, genious, steven segal is pretty good, but not as good as the others

 
you guys are forgetting the lady that always goes uh-huh-huh-uh or whatever

i think her name is lorane

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haha yeaaa stweart is maddd funny.

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