Stripper to Prom?

TheQuailman

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you pay a stripper to go with you to prom and pretend to be your date and all your friends give you mad respect and the girls think your hung like a mammoth

 
i didnt know they had prom in 8th grade. Must be new. Just don't bone her while you two are dancing.
 
no, im sayin if i was in high-school cuz most people are on this site but it would be funnier to bring her to and 8th grade dance
 
I'm pretty sure everyone would see thorugh that, or think it was your really hot slutty cousin
 
haha anyone ever heard of that show on about MTV high school pranks (I forget what its called exactly)? Anyway I met this kid in one of my classes this year that was on the show. He was this huge dork and he somehow won this contest through this radio station so that his overweight loser buddy got to take a stripper to prom. It was funny I didnt believe him when he told the story to our class but then one day I was flipping through the channels and I saw him being interviewed on the show haha.
 
yeah i saw it, sooo funny, it was really gay tho cause all the parents n other people there wouldnt leave them alone affraid she was gonna do somthing...wtf would she do at prom, no1 stripes at prom...
 
The last week of school senior year this girl in my one class became a stripper. Supposedly she went to the club mad drunk and started dancing, and the manager offered her a job.

She said they have to do "mock lesbian" stuff, and give lapdances.

She makes a shitload of money, not fair.
 
Wait a minute - didn't that happen in the movie The Girl Next Door or something like that, no wait, they were porn queens. My bad...
 
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