I know its a tiny town, but this kids gettin married there. Wheres the closest strip joint? No strip joint?...any strippers? or even slutty girls who think they want to be strippers and need cash?
Haha I live in a village in the middle of nowhere. Nearest club is a good 40mins away, let alone the nearest strip club. But a pub 10 minutes from mine, where my mate works, hired strippers for a night a couple of months ago. Apparently they were really dirty and seedy girls....did a full on lesbian show for the punters.
thrax on the highschoolers. We arent into the R. kelly shit. How bout girls "just tryin to get through college." I got loot and they need it. you cant have a bachelor party without tits. just cant.