Stretching While You Pee

Sharpy

Sharpy

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I was goign for a nice run around campus and then had to pee. So I go into this building and walk into the bathroom and start peeing in a urinal. I didn't want to stiffen up, so I was stretching my quads, groin and calfs while peeing. People gave me weird looks so I explained that I am running and had to stretch to keep loose. One guy laughed and tried to give em a high five, but he hadn't washed his hands, so I ran out of there.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
sometimes when i take my morning piss and i stretch and lift both arms up in the air and pee freely and sometimes i get this jolt through my body which makes my body quiver and then i end up peeing all over the fucken place

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

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the worste morning pees are the onew where you wakeup with a mornign wood, then after its calmed down go to pee, you endup peeing on the seat, floor, mirror, and the cat....i hate that....but the dual arm stretch is the best in the moring

--You know your ugly when you make a man poop out his own penis...
 
^ Yeah that's all I do too. How can you stretch out your groin while pissing? Do you go in the elementary urinals where they're 2 ft. off the floor?

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yeah man, the kiddie pee pots are the only way to go. Yeah, mornign would when you have to pee is so brutal, especially if it is persistant and won't go away.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
haha, streching in the morning while you pee, ill try that.

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this nice, trembling sensation that tells you have accomplished something, i have felt it too.

- Patty

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hahaahah if you want to sure.

the same thing happens when i shit too and i dont want to get into details about the mess that it makes so lets just it leave it at this. remember the bathroom scene with larry and the chocolate bar in dumb and dumberer??.......................

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
yeah lat i get the same thing....go piss and sometimes quiver and piss alll over....especially when you streatch both arms up while pissing and then quiver and it goes all over...thats the best

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^I thought I was the only one to do the 2 arm stretch while pissing. It's easily the best part of getting out of the shower

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I pee before getting in the shower.

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
what sucks is when you're having a hard morning and you go to take a piss and you're so tired you don't think of grabbing a hold of Reynold and aiming, so instead you end up pissing all over the ceiling.

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Ya, a couple weeks ago I was super desperate, and you know I didn't want to make a mess so... I found the nearest automobile. It turned out to be some piece of shit chinko honda. So I opened the gas flap and unscrewed the cap. The I whipped out my Johnson and pounded a solid 30-40 secs of piss into the gas tank.

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)

"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
 
peeing in the shower is awesome you dont even have to think or turn or aim or look or anything. just close your eyes and relax.

 
yea i know that jolt feeling, i get that when i put my hands under hot water after being cold

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hahaah peeing on the cat, what a funny visual. When i wake up, there is a towel rack over my toilet so i alwyas put my arms up on it and lean on it. That alwyas feels good. But when i have morning wood i alwyas have to do that super annoying bending over deal to attempt to get it in the toilet. Pissing is fun in general, except if you are in a public bathroom with one other creepy guy and the pee doesnt want to come out. I swear it has a mind of its own someitmes

jibba jabba
 
I hate it when you have a lot of pressure built up and then you hit a spot in a urinal that ssplashes it all back onto your pants and you have to make up a story that a drunk old man in the bathroom sprayed water on you

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
I stretch my penis when i pee, i pull it RWALLY hard, it adds length ya know, but when i pull on it and stretch it my penis always get erect, causing gas

 
i hate it when your done pissing (or so you think) so you jiggle and the area is now clear but then you put him back away and the first movement you make you feel some more come out. i fucken hate that

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
have you ever sneezed while you were peeing? i never realized how much i convulse when i sneeze. piss was everywhere and i was wearing khakis(its a lot more obvious than when wearing jeans lemme tell you). that sucked ass.

 
this was the weirdest pissing moment I've ever had:

The few months ago I was trying to take a piss at school in a urinal. I was too lathargic to unzip my pants so I just pulled Reynold out and let him dangle out over the waist of my pants. Anyhow, when I was pissing, this kid I knew comes up behind me and pushed me into the stall, and for some reason, I use the same hand Im using to hold Reynold, to stop my fall by putting it up on the wall. When I let go, Reynold sticks strait up and squirts me all over the face and arms. When He was done pissing all over me I turned around and rubbed all the dripping piss off my fore-arms, and into his mouth and lips and hair and eyes.....so I walked around the rest of the day at school with a wet shirt telling everyone of my incident. Eli, however, bought me lunch because he was afraid I would beat him up, even though I really wouldn't. I would only threaten to in order to get free lunch from someone who made Reynold piss all over me.

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why reynold?

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
I grab my buttcheeks and give them massage while Im peeing. it gives me shivers.

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so other men watched you piss? thats tight

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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
i live in a pretty crowded place with one bathroom, so the front yard in known as our half bath. take the dog out for a pee, and ill be doing the same. usually happens when the neighbor kids are getting on the schoolbus

 
hahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahaah, that put me out for like 50 seconds

hahahaha

.....shes hot if she were a president she would be baberham lincon--Sugarbushwit
 
thats why you gotta act like your jerking yourself off for a few seconds. you use your hand to manually push any remaining urine from the start to end of your shaft

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-------------------------------- Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
^^ sometimes it just comes out like 50 seconds later walking down the hall or something and then pssssssssssssssssssssssssss damn it

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
sometimes my pee goes in obscure directions even with prime aim

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The whole mountain is park on a powder day. -dylhole
 
I hate it when two things happen. The first is when you are peeing, normally if you just had morning wood or somat, and you piss and the stream breaks into two streams and each goes in its own direction. The second is when you piss, and for some reason some drips straight down. Bastard

jibba jabba
 
i like peeing in the shower. i hate how pee gets in your pants when you dont shake enuf. what a great thread

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No, man, what's annoying is when you're pissing and you sneeze and then your piss squirts out at like 100 mph and onto the wall and all over the place. It's like that scene in Little Rascals when that kid turns on the hose.

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haha i like how you spell wood as "would"

yea trying to piss with a fuckin boner hurts. I always pee with no hands but sometimes i get cold and get the shakes and shoot in the garbage can or on towels. i peed on my leg once.

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~Listen son, said the man with the gun, there is room for you inside~

Doctor said son, you have Reggaemylitis
 
hahahahah, oh man, thats soo funny... dammit, im in trouble, don't do NS in class kiddies!

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

 
i grab my buttcheeks as well, and when i pee at the urinal i drop everything so im just standing there with my pants at my ankles

sometimes the pee reflects off the urinal and gets on me, that shit is so annoying

 
hahaha im in class rught now and the teacher is talking about a con man. shes new and stupid so shes just blbbin away and im the only one typing on a laptop

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~Listen son, said the man with the gun, there is room for you inside~

Doctor said son, you have Reggaemylitis
 
Hahah holy shit... what a great story. There were so many posts in this thread that I wanted to quote and comment on.. it was so hard to choose. I haven't had many problems like that though. The only time I'd ever miss is if I were in a public bathroom, cause we gotta hover. But usually it's not so much missing, just backsplash cause you're peeing from higher up than usual.

-katie
 
if you're a dude and want a real challenge, try peeing with the seat done, now thats an extreme sport. You have to have careful aim and any women you live with will kill you if you miss.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
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