jah bro, i'm for real, totally son.
i get's way hifee on my snakeboard, i even snaked your sister last night, bitch!
when you, i mean me, 1st starts snakeboarding, like 12 years ago brosif, i killzed it right off the bat. i mean, i could do standing 180s both frontside and backside, you fagits wish.
also, and another thing, i almost forgot, anyway, i started bonin' yo moms the 1st day i copped that snakeboard shit. dumb groupie, your mom's that is, kept hangin' around my block and when i rolled back from toys r us with the new snakeboard whip she just jocked me. i boned her, i boned her good, from butt to puss, she got it deep.
so any time you bitches want to snakeskate with a pro, look me up, cuz here i am.
i make all you my bitches with my snakeskate, fags!